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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a cup of gazzy's snot

 

 

 

>inserts lock of my hair <3: <

Luck be a Lady

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you get a man who hates you.

 

 

 

its not me btw, i dont really know you, eccept you got my nose

 

 

 

 

 

inserts noted noses

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get un-noted noses

 

 

 

>Inserts LAN router<

Luck be a Lady

You get a phone modem

 

 

 

>inserts credit card<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get nothing, it eats it

 

 

 

>inserts tongue :P <

Luck be a Lady

The vending machine cleans your card, and you have $0 left. And the vending machine fives you expired movie ticket to Bad Boys II.

 

 

 

*inserts a bomb that explodes inside the vending machine. Then yells, "You'll never get me SUCKER!!!!!!" while wearing an explosion proof armour.*

The police arrests you for blowing up the machine and executes you.

 

 

 

*finds new machine*

 

>Inserts coin<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

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The machine stands up an force-feeds all the coins to you,takes off his vending machine costume and place you in it.

 

 

 

Inserts a coin in to the Veltia-Machine

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

gets an anti machine

 

 

 

inserts bless water

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

you recieve george washington's dead body

 

 

 

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gets a pizza

 

 

 

inserts cheese

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

The cheese destroys the machine, and you recieve a $500-1000 bill.

 

 

 

Then a new machine is built.

 

 

 

I get the honors of being the first to ...

I'm rich!!!!!!!

 

 

 

inserts a penny

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

you get a sigh saying you're bankrupt

 

 

 

inserts my old pokemon game

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You get Blaziken, and he takes it.

 

 

 

inserts coin...

gets a hug!

 

 

 

inserts hug

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

You get slapped

 

 

 

>inserts slap<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

the machine slaps you back and throws a coin in your eye.

 

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F2p forever

you get a coin.

 

 

 

you get an "out of order slip"

 

 

 

*inserts wrench*

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

You get a monkey :shock:

 

 

 

>inserts eyes :shock: <

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get a monkey :shock:

 

 

 

>inserts eyes :shock: <

 

 

 

you get a nice cooled drink from eyes :wall:

 

 

 

*inserts coin * ...

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*gathers a group of British football fans and beats the hell out of the people in the riot cos we're untouchable 8-) *

 

 

 

*inserts nose*

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