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The Vending Machine Game!

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you recieve something that cannot fit

 

 

 

inserts 1 gp

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you get some chocolate dust

 

 

 

insert Zeddude

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You, being Zeddude, get compacted in the machine and shot out across the room, leanding in a pulpy mess. Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

*Insart coin*

Still alive, still alive.

Edit: Keep it clean

 

 

 

~assassin

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Rofl. My chair has a fridge, a cooler, a toilet, a shower, and a barbecue bulit in.

Hey, I may have quite Runescape, but I just bought an XBOX 360 and play way to much COD4 with the Gamertag Lava Mage

You got banned rofl

 

 

 

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you get loled!!!! \'

 

 

 

*inserts another coin hoping for somthign better*

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Rofl. My chair has a fridge, a cooler, a toilet, a shower, and a barbecue bulit in.

Hey, I may have quite Runescape, but I just bought an XBOX 360 and play way to much COD4 with the Gamertag Lava Mage

You get 1M party hats and try to sell them all, but they see you have 1M and report you for duplicating.

 

 

 

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you get half a coin

 

 

 

*inserts a banned guy*

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

you get perma-banned!

 

 

 

inserts cheese pasty

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

you get mildew

 

 

 

*inserts DvD*

Quote

 

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

You get your DVD back, except it's very VERY scratch this time. :twisted:

 

 

 

*inserts a coin with the word "random" on it on one side and "homosexual" on the other side.*

a coin stating "heterosexual" on one side and stating "straight forward" on the other comes out.

 

 

 

*inserts a Rocket Proppeled Grenade launcher :twisted: *

Quote

 

Quote

Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

It explodes, and the owner calls the FBI and they arrest you for destorying the machine.

 

 

 

*inserts a note saying "So, I heard that you're a homosexual."*

a note saying "interested" comes out

 

 

 

*inserts penny*

Quote

 

Quote

Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

The penny get's stuck in the vending machine, and you get nothing.

 

 

 

*inserts a note saying the same thing as last time, and then scream, "I EXPECT AN ANSWER GODDAMN IT!!!!!"*

The machine gives you a noted that reads

 

 

 

Thank you for your offer, but i already am going out with someone, try the soda machine, as it is also a homosexual, and is single. You two will make a great couple.

 

 

 

 

>inserts the taco bell dog<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

you get a taco!

 

 

 

inserts :cry: :shock: :o :( =D>

 

 

 

at once!

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get a dirty purple monkey dishwasher covered in horse dung, with 1mil inside of it, but the money is covered in elephant dung, and so you pull it out and you find out the money is fake...

 

 

 

*Inserts Coin*

I dont need a siggy no moar.

you get a note:

 

 

 

 

im sorry but this coin actualy TOUCHED you i cant accept it, sorry.

 

 

 

*inserts a note saying:

please give me my drink!
*

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

You get the note back, but it's motified a little:

 

 

 

pl***e g**e me my dr*nk!

 

 

 

*doesn't insert anything, shoots the machine by a gun and say: "Damn you for thinking I'm a homosexual", and runs away.*

A note pops out reading:

 

 

 

 

 

"Please insert a coin, and I will be happy to assist you."

 

 

 

 

 

(inserts coin)

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I'm a married mother that plays RuneScape. Got a problem with that?

you get cola

 

 

 

*inserts a house into the biggest vending machine in the world(and it fits)*

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

You get a bad back from lifting a house into a vending machine

 

 

 

>inserts a penny<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A dollar comes out. Holy crap!

 

 

 

*inserts 100$ bill, hopes for the best*

Still alive, still alive.

ten thousand pennies come out

 

 

 

>inserts ancient wisdom<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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