-Hero- Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you use 'range level' as an icebreaker :lol: . Good One :lol: NumaNuma Fan | WoW > Rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragingflamez Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Dude chill..... these are like jokes ! i have some ! - You see your child's class with party hats and think that the teacher is filthy rich - Thought that you would get killed by other people for living in northern canada - Call your wife a big fat noob for overcooking shrimps - the police never tried looking in lumbridge when teh victim was killed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewmjw Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 when u try to put 28 live lobsters in your backback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaZteve Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Ok I have a pretty funny (atleast i think it is) story about how my mind thinks in runescape from the years of playing lol. Ok i was paint balling in the woods, after pking on my newb for about 2 1/2 hours. So it was the first game and i see someone running. So my first thought it to see there level, then i stop my self and go "wtf...". Anyway i determined who it was, and there about 5 years older than me. So i turn away and go for someone my own age. (i'm thinking as age in terms of levels.) So then i release, and go "wtf..." once again. So i turn back to him and get him out. My next thought is to go over and get his stuff.... Lol well it kinda freaked me out that i was thinking like that. Rsn: Scuba10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlutoniumCross Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Look up Mithril, Adamantine and Runite on the periodic table :lol: Dont know if this is already posted Instead of saying "Wanna Fight" you say "Altar whip dm no protect?" ie You bring some guy to some church and start fighting each other with bits of rope for no apparant reason, while praying at the altar periodically and yelling "no protect whip noob k?" http://www.soundclick.com/rztheheretic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdd Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 When you dream about Runescape. Or in my case, have nightmares of dieing with everything expensive I have and on the good nights where i dream of people with partyhats dieing beside me and I'm the only one there. [spoiler=Levels] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason_D123 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :( how about when a teacher calls you a noob? -when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street -when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time -when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country -when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there -when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving -when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone -when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes -when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay -when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water LMFAO I love that one, (the one in bold), keep em coming guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ999 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 When your uncle takes you fishing, you look for sparkling water. You stand in one place while fishing, sure that if you wait long enough, you're backpack will fill up with fish. You expect stores to rebuy anything you bought from them, no matter how much you used it. You find a scrap of paper on the ground, with jibberish written on it. You claim it's an acronym clue scroll. You're 100% positive Yew is several times stronger than Oak. Your friends recognize your "theme song" as the RS loading screen music. You run into a crowd and start shouting at the top of your lungs what you're selling. You claim you can sew several leather jackets with one thread. You think the High School Stud is a "noob" for wearing a leather jacket. You run around in a gang fight with tin foil as armor. When friends comment on your recent descision to shave your head bald, you tell them you're going back to the barbers in a few minutes to get your normal look back. Wow, I didn't know I had these in me. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinyang222 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 When... you go to a sports betting bar and ask for mage boxing. you wear a magical diamond ring to a gang war. you try to x out in front of a firing squad. you kill a man with a sword and expect a bronze arrow. you drink beer to spend more time punching dummies. Dragon Drops- D legs, finally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
znicho Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :( how about when a teacher calls you a noob? -when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street -when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time -when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country -when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there -when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving -when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone -when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes -when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay -when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water lol, unidentified herbs, drugs, lol when u read these forums wen u click on ppl to find their combat lvl when u try to make a axe with just a bar of metal and no wood wen u start drinkin beer to make u hit higher wen u take steroids thinking they r str pots wen ppl talk about pot(marajuana) and u think they r talking about potions wen u start using rs terms in real life wen u try to do the emotes(i hurt myself tryin to do joyjump) wen u get members wen u start hacking ur best friend wen u try to do agility stuff(tightrope, [bleep]es, darts) wen ur friend does something, and u say, ur lvl 1 something(he trips, lol, ur lvl 1 agility) (he throws paper at u and misses, haha, ur lvl 1 range) wen u pretend to to rs stuff in real life as entertainment(cut tree down) wen...cant think of ne more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtualdevil Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 When a chav says "Phat mate" And you say "what colour?!1/" :oops: When your teacher gives you a detention and you ask for a DM. :: Virtualdevil :: - 99 Att - 99 Str - 99 Def - 99 HP - 99 Mage - 125 Cmb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Koala Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 when you go stake with paper hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wl_daniel Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Lmao.. I barely even look in general p2p but this topic is just funny :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesters Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 ...when you are thankful every time you get to sit down. ...when you actually say lol outloud instead of laughing. ...when you say "nice armor" to a well dressed passer by. ...when you ask your barber where the make over mage is. ...when you want to use the arrow buttons to change the view on another computer program. ... when you wish you had your ghostspeak ammy when you see that ghost in the attic. ... when you refer to money in real life as gp. On a more personal note.... ...when you've outplayed your levels, done everything, reached all your goals, don't play anymore, but the addiction is still there, so you end up doing guides and crew work for Tip.It. lolol. A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imcleith Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 ...you crie if you die with all your money :( ...you go to a party and ask who is going to drop the stuff ...you try to find the message board when you forgot what you where talking about ...your friends ask you to show them your new ipod and you tell them "trade me" ...someone tryes to help you and you turn acept aid off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trunksrs Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 [quote="Leesters ...when you actually say lol outloud instead of laughing. Lol, i thought of this one at work, but you beat me to it. I dont think ive ever slipped and actually said it, but i think it all the time. Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!3 down, 7 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
increase4 Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 keep them coming this is so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indalecio Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 You know you're addicted to RS when you get hit by a car, eat twenty lobsters, and wonder why you're still bleeding. EDIT: When you dream about somebody dropping a blue P-Hat right next to you, you pick it up, and then when you wake up you get up to play RS and wonder where the hell it went? And then it takes you 10 minutes to remember it was a dream. Oh yeah. That's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peronix Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard. Umm... there is literally deadly nightshade growing in my backyard, so, that isn't too far from reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audee Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 wow i have a hearty lauff @ all this entry.. the one with church really owns.. big BIG time! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xyrho Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 When you go to school in full steel armour When you go into a church and start preaching the word of zamorak (or any god in that case) When you try to sell your fat cat to a guy for 100 death runes When you go to a graveyard, dig up all the corpses, and start to bury all the bones. When you see a midget and you think hes a dwarf, and ask him/her if there selling any cannons. When you jump into a fire and kno that you wont get burnt (rest in peace guys) When you make a catapult and start hurlling rocks at the white house. When you go to a priest and ask hiim wat his prayer lvl is When you make a rocketlauncher that shoots out paint and start shooting at sheep and say its for a quest. When your at a friends hosue and say i gtg and try to log off When you think your grandparents are zombies and you start smacking them whip a weapon (staff, sword, whip......stick.........chair.........paper?) When you drink tons of beer and kno you wont die from it. When you think Niagra Falls is from the waterfall quest and you start looking for a secret entrance using a so called "rock" to get in. When you see a mime and start copying him. When its all over you ask him for a mime mask or anything thing else on his outfit. He says no and starts to run away. You chase after him like a maniac yelling i want my mime stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you belive there is a magical palce where elfs live. When you see a swarm and start running When you run into a church and yell prayer noobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l3il2die Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 i work at maccas, and my cooking level is only level 3, so the customers complain, and i say, im sorry, my cooking level is low, its only level 3, ps, i actually serve customers, i dont cook. I3il2die: aka: BiRDiEAn Are Sole: Pure Def/Skiller... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kostya Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 You know you're addicted to runescape when your dreams consist of runescape. (Not sure if this was said already.) Btw, this does happen to people. One of them is me. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprinter98900 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 when during the 4th of july you see a fireworks show and think to yourself "wow that's a lot of level ups" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeplayer2005 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 When you dream about Runescape. ummm...iv had some dreams of rs... :shock: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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