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You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!"








i love that :lol:

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when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right








yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :(








how about when a teacher calls you a noob?







-when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street



-when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time



-when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country



-when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there



-when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving



-when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone



-when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes



-when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay



-when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water

You make it sound like running through a few level 87 monsters is hard which it really shouldn't be at your level.



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I have huge backyard. So I didnt see my son there and then he comes in behind me and i ask "where were you?"



he answers " Oh, I was in the level 45 backyard" :lol:
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- If you accept a picture of what you want to buy, with a little number under it for hard cash.



- You see a cat in a pet store, thinking yeah, I'd kick you to the curb for 100 deaths...



- Every time you see a picture of a chicken, you think about how many feathers you could get from him.



- You go to Burger King, see their stack of paper hats, and assume them the richest people on earth.

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when you pick up a leaf from outside and mix it in water with some chocloate dust and wonder why those bullys can still catch you

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You set a barn on fire, and then when the fire service arrive, go 'w00t 99 fm! Haha n00bs!'







You try to sell a spinach roll, you scammer...







You throw your 'rune-stones' at people, and expect them to turn into a wind bolt.







You claim hax on anyone who scores against you in any sport.







When you didn't win the 100m, you claimed you were lagging







You wonder why you ended up with a lacerated throat after eating a whole swordfish.







You get someone to stab you, because you've got lost and want a free trip home







You call anyone a n00b, or use 1337 in real life (guilty...







:roll: )

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when u go 2 a christmas party and some1 offer u a party cracker u quickly snatch it off them and run all the way 2 ur local market and try 2 sell for $90 mill
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if u cant justify rs and realife u have serious mental issues. There 2 different things and in no way alike. sharks will never heal "health" there are no strength potions. You dont respawn when u die. Every post like this pisses me off. You know u need a life when u post this. :roll:

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I think steroids and Red Bull might qualify as strength potions, or atleast energy potions.

You make it sound like running through a few level 87 monsters is hard which it really shouldn't be at your level.



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When you use 'range level' as an icebreaker :lol: .
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When you use 'range level' as an icebreaker :lol: .








Good One :lol:

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Dude chill..... these are like jokes !



i have some !



- You see your child's class with party hats and think that the teacher is filthy rich



- Thought that you would get killed by other people for living in northern canada



- Call your wife a big fat noob for overcooking shrimps



- the police never tried looking in lumbridge when teh victim was killed

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when u try to put 28 live lobsters in your backback

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Ok I have a pretty funny (atleast i think it is) story about how my mind thinks in runescape from the years of playing lol.







Ok i was paint balling in the woods, after pking on my newb for about 2 1/2 hours. So it was the first game and i see someone running. So my first thought it to see there level, then i stop my self and go "wtf...". Anyway i determined who it was, and there about 5 years older than me. So i turn away and go for someone my own age. (i'm thinking as age in terms of levels.) So then i release, and go "wtf..." once again. So i turn back to him and get him out. My next thought is to go over and get his stuff....







Lol well it kinda freaked me out that i was thinking like that.
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Look up Mithril, Adamantine and Runite on the periodic table :lol:







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Instead of saying "Wanna Fight" you say "Altar whip dm no protect?"







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You bring some guy to some church and start fighting each other with bits of rope for no apparant reason, while praying at the altar periodically and yelling "no protect whip noob k?"

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When you dream about Runescape.








Or in my case, have nightmares of dieing with everything expensive I have and on the good nights where i dream of people with partyhats dieing beside me and I'm the only one there.
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when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right








yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :(








how about when a teacher calls you a noob?







-when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street



-when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time



-when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country



-when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there



-when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving



-when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone



-when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes



-when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay



-when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water








LMFAO I love that one, (the one in bold), keep em coming guys!
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When your uncle takes you fishing, you look for sparkling water.







You stand in one place while fishing, sure that if you wait long enough, you're backpack will fill up with fish.







You expect stores to rebuy anything you bought from them, no matter how much you used it.







You find a scrap of paper on the ground, with jibberish written on it. You claim it's an acronym clue scroll.







You're 100% positive Yew is several times stronger than Oak.







Your friends recognize your "theme song" as the RS loading screen music.







You run into a crowd and start shouting at the top of your lungs what you're selling.







You claim you can sew several leather jackets with one thread.







You think the High School Stud is a "noob" for wearing a leather jacket.







You run around in a gang fight with tin foil as armor.







When friends comment on your recent descision to shave your head bald, you tell them you're going back to the barbers in a few minutes to get your normal look back.











Wow, I didn't know I had these in me. :shock:

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When... you go to a sports betting bar and ask for mage boxing.



you wear a magical diamond ring to a gang war.



you try to x out in front of a firing squad.



you kill a man with a sword and expect a bronze arrow.



you drink beer to spend more time punching dummies.
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when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right








yup, i do that irl. alot. did it to a teacher, then when they asked wat it meant and i tried 2 explain, go a detention :(








how about when a teacher calls you a noob?







-when you are arrested for trying to sell unidentified herbs on the street



-when you ask why the sky isnt black all the time



-when you ask for a newcomers map when you arrive in a new country



-when you wonder why you cant eat a lobster in one bite, and why the shell is there



-when you wonder why the guy you knocked a load of rocks on still isn't moving



-when you look for a damage splash when you punch someone



-when you try to buy bows and arrows at a real lowes



-when you steal all the neighbors' pumpkins and try to sell them for a few million on ebay



-when you are amazed by the fact that you can actually go into water








lol, unidentified herbs, drugs, lol



when u read these forums



wen u click on ppl to find their combat lvl



when u try to make a axe with just a bar of metal and no wood



wen u start drinkin beer to make u hit higher



wen u take steroids thinking they r str pots



wen ppl talk about pot(marajuana) and u think they r talking about potions



wen u start using rs terms in real life



wen u try to do the emotes(i hurt myself tryin to do joyjump)



wen u get members



wen u start hacking ur best friend



wen u try to do agility stuff(tightrope, [bleep]es, darts)



wen ur friend does something, and u say, ur lvl 1 something(he trips, lol, ur lvl 1 agility) (he throws paper at u and misses, haha, ur lvl 1 range)



wen u pretend to to rs stuff in real life as entertainment(cut tree down)



wen...cant think of ne more




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