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example: when your mom is cooking shrimp and you call her a noob.



try to make it funny.







another example is when you go to laser tag and say should i go to the zamorak or guthix portal.











have fun! :D

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Tons of these have been posted.....







My favorite, however, is (although not created by me, not sure who to give credit though):







When you chop down a tree and get confused when it doesn't respawn in about 10 seconds.
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Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.
And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.

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ok i think i have a good one. you pickpocket a gaurd and when he tries to arrest you you tell him he is just supposed to stun you for 3 seconds

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when someone comes at you with a steel dagger and you say " hah you cant even equip that yet"

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When you get angry at the bank tellers for not letting you withdraw food.

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you kill someone and you say "ok now respawn so you will be at full health"

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When you stab someone with a bronze longsword and say that should've barely hurt.

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When you dream about Runescape.
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When you dream about Runescape.








All it takes is one long day of playtime for that to happen, my friend :wink:







Ok, I think I have one: You go to some kid's birthday party and you steal all of the party hats and wonder why nobody will buy them for millions of dollars.

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When you hand the teller a "Bank note", and get mad because he won't accept it.







Or when you're getting beaten up in the locker room and protect from melee just isn't working.







Maybe I need to recharge?
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Just like Columbus he gets murderous on purpose

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ROFL







THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO DAMN HARD :lol: :lol:
99 Slayer since August 2007.

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About a year ago, I collected some small stones and drew on them with a marker. I'm a runecrafter IRL...HAH! I'm just afraid to use them cause it took me a while to draw out the fire just right. Also, I'm currently trying to figure out the combination of runes with laws so I can tele to Disneyland. Once I've figured it out I'll let you guys know k?

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You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!"

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You run into a church yelling "Prayer noobs!!!"








I wish I had thought of that one... it was really, really funny :lol:

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when you actually call someone a noob when they can't do something right

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You kill someone in the woods. When the police arrive you respond "you noobs he was in wildy".

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Me and my friends made up a bunch a these(I forgot alot of them though):







When you try to eat a shark in one bite



When you think burying bones takes 3 seconds.



When you go killing stuff for runes.



When you think you can cast spells with stones that have pictures on them

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When you try to find the dwarven mine to buy a rune pickaxe.







When you try to enter a building but they won't yet you in, even though you're wearing a brown apron.







When you yell out "WHOOT LVL 76 I CAN FISH FOR SHARKS!" at the docks.







When you bring home no firewood, you father asks you "Where's the firewood?" and you reply "An ent damaged it."







When you hurl an iron throwing knife at an obese person mistaken for an ogre.







When you try to grow a nightshade in your backyard.







When you ask your mom for 300k so you can buy cannonballs to get lvl 99 ranged.







When you try to use a safespot while you range dust devils in a smokey dungeon down in the Sahara.
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When you dream about Runescape.








All it takes is one long day of playtime for that to happen, my friend :wink:







Ok, I think I have one: You go to some kid's birthday party and you steal all of the party hats and wonder why nobody will buy them for millions of dollars.








Neggative :P I usually only play 1 hour a day and there was a time i had like an rs dream a night :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: (I thought about it in my spare time wayyyy too much :oops: :oops: :oops: )

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When you try to bake a cake in 2 seconds







When you mine a rock and think it'll respawn in a minute.







When you think one lump of iron ore and 2 lumps of coal ore make steel (it dosen't make any sense, coal is basically carbon, but steel is like low-carbon iron, so why would iron, smelted with carbon [how do you melt coal anyway] make a steel bar? :? )




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