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when you stick your hand in the sea on a cruise claiming that you have done the barbarian trails and you should get a shark any minute now.

 

 

 

when you do the above, a shark bites and you wonder why the pixels arn't forming on your hand.

 

 

 

when you run into your mother-in-laws house claiming that you have come to kill elvarg.

 

 

 

when you run down the high street in an almost dead town hiding behind trees looking for revenants.

 

 

 

when you start yelling "SMITE HIM, ZAMORAK!!!" in the middle of a fight.

 

 

 

when you can get into the vault underneath the bank in "varrock"

 

 

 

when attempt to exchange a note with a hat drawn on it for a sword.

 

 

 

when you wonder why people are screaming when you wander into town in blood drenched armour claiming that you have "slain vannaka at last" and are holding a bald dudes head.

 

 

 

when you find some guy down an alley trying to sell you "mushrooms". and they ain't from mort myre.

 

 

 

when you start offering people swords in the middle of a market.

 

 

 

thats all i got

god must be a builder. his original quote said six days, he didnt finish on time, he buggered off, didnt make a good job of it in the first place, and he still hasnt finished.

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when you cant seem to reach the run button...

 

when you yell NOOB! at somebody and try to switch worlds.

 

when you ask random people for quests.

 

when you actually start to wear a cape.

 

when you wonder why you can't make a canoe and sail down the local river, even though you swear down that you have woodcutting 99

 

when you run down to the local singles night and mistake all of them for trolls.

 

when you drink wine or beer to heal yourself.

 

when you state that your name is "mage2284"

 

when you start doing random things wearing an over sized hat, gloves and a leather jacket claiming that you have a faulty clue scroll.

 

when you attempt to buy runes from a shop that sells walking sticks

 

when you start praying at the local church claiming that you will take everyone on when you get your stuff from the bank

 

why its frowned upon to catch squirells in a box and sell them.

 

when you see somebody selling flatpack furniture and wonder who would make their username "ikea"

god must be a builder. his original quote said six days, he didnt finish on time, he buggered off, didnt make a good job of it in the first place, and he still hasnt finished.

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You know you are addicted to rs when...

 

 

 

When you kill the Queen of England, hoping to get a dragon chain.

 

When you fall asleep in class, wake up & say "I was lagging".

 

When you go to the gym & try to get your strength level up.

 

When you tell someone with a gun to use a rune crossbow because it's better.

 

When you try to teleport to the market.

 

When you throw knives at people for fast ranged experience.

 

When you try to catch your cat with a cardboard box, then throw it at someone, hoping it will explode.

 

When you buy sharks from the local cornerstore for $900.00 ea.

 

When you go to the zoo & feed mud to the lizards, hoping they will blow fire at someone.

 

When you try to sell a paper hat for a million dollars.

 

When you stuff raw chicken in a bag for summoning experience.

 

When you go to a farm & ask the farmer, "Farming level?".

 

When you start whipping people on the street with a rubber hose.

 

When you fail to steal cash from your parents wallets, & complain that your gloves of silence must be broken.

 

When you move houses you say "Omfg graphics update!".

 

When you say things like Rofl, Lmao, Omg ect.. in real life.

 

 

 

Got a thousand more of these.

Only fear God,

Know the weapons of the weak,

The weakness of the hard.

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when u go to a clothes shop and ask where they keep the rune armor

 

when u r tired in PE class u say " Hold on, I need to drink an energy potion."

 

when u kill cows and wonder why the farmer is calling the police

 

when u say that u dont need a plane u can just telly there

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when, after a thousand times of yelling at the local 7/11 owner, you still fail to see why they won't simply show you the player stock

god must be a builder. his original quote said six days, he didnt finish on time, he buggered off, didnt make a good job of it in the first place, and he still hasnt finished.

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when, after a thousand times of yelling at the local 7/11 owner, you still fail to see why they won't simply show you the player stock

god must be a builder. his original quote said six days, he didnt finish on time, he buggered off, didnt make a good job of it in the first place, and he still hasnt finished.

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when, after a thousand times of yelling at the local 7/11 owner, you still fail to see why they won't simply show you the player stock

god must be a builder. his original quote said six days, he didnt finish on time, he buggered off, didnt make a good job of it in the first place, and he still hasnt finished.

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when, after a thousand times of yelling at the local 7/11 owner, you still fail to see why they won't simply show you the player stock

god must be a builder. his original quote said six days, he didnt finish on time, he buggered off, didnt make a good job of it in the first place, and he still hasnt finished.

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When you start waving a stick over a river and wonder why it doesn't work

 

 

 

When you get nothing for Christmas due to RWT rules

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the iron ore thing... if we REALLY want to be specific, steel is around 0.5% carbon... soo, do you really want to use 199 iron ore for one coal? ;)

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you thread some string/wire through sausages and stick a red shark tooth on top and hit someone with it hoping to drain their run energy.

 

 

 

when you wear an orange cape with a symbol of fire on it and you light a log in your hand and hold it there.

 

 

 

when you ask the guy at raymour and flannigan if he can assist you so you can build a gilded altar.

 

 

 

when you take some wavy-shaped leaves, mix it with a bamboo shoot that looks like a limp, and put it in water, then drink it and try to take on the school bully who can bench 220.

 

 

 

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when you start taking cabbages from a farm, running off yelling, "Kah Bah Gee!"

 

 

 

Confession. I was with a friend at the market and we had to get some cabbage. I picked it up and yelled "Kah Bah Gee!" in the store and got random looks from people. To top it all off, a 12 year old kid looked at me startled and said "You're from the OoC!"

 

 

 

My friend and I ran off. :P

 

LMAOnzorzz!!!11!!1!

 

You know your addicted when you can't remember your Irl friends name and shout Deadman! in the middle of the Cafeteria.

 

Also when you DDS spec your frinds using your thumb (then he used his book bag to max on me with an anchor).

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you "dupe" by cutting and folding a piece of purple paper into a party hat and try to sell it to bill gates for 150M

 

 

 

you fight a duel (with guns) and say "if I die I'll just respawn in lumby with my 3 most valuable items"

 

 

 

when u go to the doctor to get a physical and they tell u to take off ur clothes u say u can't because its not an unequippable item

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~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~
~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~

~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~

~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~

~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~

~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~

~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~

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u wonder why ur school bakpack can't hold more than 4 items

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~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~
~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~

~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~

~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~

~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~

~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~

~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~

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