Slip_on_slipper_flipper Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 OBSSD! OBSSD is sometimes faulted by Rune Scape and is an invisible epidemic in many players of the online game. It should be made aware of the players that they have it. It is a commonly know fact that Rune Scape is one of the major causes of OBSSD. Luckily the famous Patrick Kawasski was able to discover this syndrome early in the new age of history. That is what we must be grateful for. What is OBSSD? First off you should know that being OBSSD is worst than anything else. It is a position of vulnerability that induces people against their will. OBSSD victims suffer worst than we would ever imagine. I realized how much power OBSSD has in our every day life. It changes everything we do. We work around it and hide. OBSSD is, for the most part, one of mankindÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s weaknesses. What does OBSSD stand for? OBSSD stand simply for Obsessive Brain Selective System Disorder. That's as simple as it gets. OBSSD is mainly harmful to your brain in the early stages. It may progress and become harmful to other body functions. Symptoms of OBSSD Syndrome These symptoms progress and can become uncontrollable: Stage one: Paleness in the epidermis Muscle pains Easy temper Becoming isolated from society Stress Laziness Stage two: Extreme muscle cramps in fingers and shoulders Loss of appetite Loss of friends and family Extreme stress Stage three: Rotting of teeth Strong body odor Weight gain Blindness Extreme dependence Treatments When you have OBSSD you are connected to something that has a great importance in your life that you feel you must have or else you will die. You may feel this but it does not mean it. Words are a form of expression. There are two ways to treat OBSSD: 1. Division Division is the process in which you disconnect from what is triggering the OBSSD syndrome. For example, if a small child is emotionally connected with a toy teddy bear you can break the bond by removing the bear from the situation. Of course division is a treatment recommended for people you have courage and are willing to take on a great challenge of responsibility. 2. Force The only other way to treat OBSSD is with force. For example, a rabbit is OBSSD with a carrot. You tempted the rabbit with the carrot and every time it goes to bite it, you simply smack the rabbit on the nose. You must have someone you know and trust to help you with this treatment. It may be painful but it works on all accounts if you can not use the division treatment. How to Prevent it? In order to prevent it you must have fun and not care too much about one single thing. For example, lets say you have People OBSSD. This means your are obsessed with people. You must be around people and socialize with people to satisfy yourself. If you focused more on trying to do good on a test or doing work around your house then you are coping with that situation and your People OBSSD is starting to fade. (for more information on preventing OBSSD visit sfdclubsite,tk). You should incorperate fun to prevent OBSSD. It is the best and only prevention. By having fun and being occupied you are less likely to become OBSSD. Fun is the prevention and you are the preventer. (Note: Fun is not a treatment, it is a prevention methode) Start stopping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12bigo12 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 You must have been BORED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varda Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 For me it sounds like you have mixed together ADD and eating disorders and some lines of text. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12bigo12 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 For me it sounds like you have mixed together ADD and eating disorders and some lines of text. :? lol ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin_Daddy Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 :shock: I think I have it. ... :lol: lmao j/k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n64jive Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Well, ive been playing for 3 years now and i dont have those sympots... btw, you should never use an acronym more then once before u explain what it stands for...You used it 7 times before anyone knew what it meant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire_Slyzer Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 lol, dont make me laugh, you must be really bored QP cape (20 october 2007) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodybreaker7 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 lol thats funny. oh no i have it! owell being obsessed with my computer is a cool way to die :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 OBSSD! Rotting of teeth Strong body odor Weight gain Blindness Extreme dependence When i read that i thought "thats my definition of how a nerd appear" and when i saw OBSSD i thought "obsessed?" you must be really bored R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebbeberg Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 stage 4: Zezima :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jopiede Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 stage 4: Zezima :lol: rofl!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Any mention of Bird Flu in there? Oh Darn. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Hero- Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Any mention of Bird Flu in there? Oh Darn. aaahh bubsa...always putting a smile on my face :D NumaNuma Fan | WoW > Rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hyde1218 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 HA!! clever indeed friend. nice way to spend your time :lol: proud quest cape ownerhere's my first post on the TIF (scroll to the bottom)feel free to pm me, but do make sure that i know you're a Tip.It user (in other words, give me a HYT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjbj1991 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 every time it goes to bite it, you simply smack the rabbit on the nose Usualy I become the carrot so I dont like this method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fromfirst2Last1987 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 ha ha sounds like you lumped eating disorders, add, and a nerd all together. how bored were you when you made this Dragon Drops: 5 medium helmet, 3 left shield halfObby: Maul 1, Cape 1, Shield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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