May 11, 201313 yr [hide][/hide]happy 900(I drew myself with more detail because I'm vain)is this even allowed on TIF? have I stepped too far?[hide]I actually did have a sex-related nightmare two nights ago. My mother woke me up from it, she said I was shaking and screaming. I didn't tell her what it was about[/hide]W8 I just realizedWho took this picture?
May 11, 201313 yr Author I see what you did there with the seat. Odd, I thought the kinky was being done on the swingset and not in front of it.Well aside from being harder to draw, :That sounds so difficult. I'm not sure how that would work. Seems like a really easy way to get hurt (for both parties).Plus its a playground, like for little kids. Sounds a little illegal.[hide]swing sex +4 3 2 1[/hide]Just read this page 'cuz there was like 50 pages since I last got on and I don't want to catch up. But I saw this, and it reminded me of this really weird dream I had the other day. I was a wizard or some shit, and I was running around the countryside turning people into newts, like I do, and there was this one dude who was also a wizard. And we got into some crazy wizard fight, and he almost killed me, but I managed to turn him into a newt. Except my spell failed for whatever reason, so he turned into a swingset, but like a stupid swingset with only one swing even though there was room for like three (actually, thinking about it, I think the other two swings were broken off). But he was a wizard, so he tried to change back, but before he could, I teleported him to some other world where he couldn't cast magic, so he'd be stuck like that forever. Then I teleported a cow that was just kind of standing by. I don't know why I did that. Like, I remember thinking in my dream, "I should teleport this cow where he went!" and I did, but when I woke up, that was the most surreal part of the dream, and it kind of creeps me out thinking about it now. Then the dream cut to me looking through a crystal ball, and I was look at two people having sex on a swingset that could make fences with it's swing. They were all over that swingset, like, on the bars, and on the swing-face, and up on the top and like floating over it and everywhere. It was pretty gross. And then I woke up and was like, "why did I teleport the cow?" TOO MANY COINCIDENCES TO WHAT JUST HAPPENED ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~
May 11, 201313 yr I just had an epiphany.... Crushed ice is use to make your drink colder faster, and cubed ice is to make your drink colder for longer. Either I'm retarded, a genius, or just too sick to tell the difference. “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.”
May 11, 201313 yr Doing off site run at Edmonton* Lego store. Carrying mop bucket to empty (garbage makes more sense) Back hallways are dark. And dark green. Password protected doors with code like compactor code. *(Edmonton is a city close to mine. A new lego store is opening there soon.) Go thru 2 doors to off site to grab Lego. Oops cart still full. Take a guess at which door to go thru. Wrong one. I attempt to go back. Now I'm lost. Panicked. Vision fading. Blurry vision, less focused, see less of whole picture. Next door I go thru girl holds it open for me. We talk. Not to be creepy but I'm panicking and want a hug. She obliges. I calm down, can see better. She lets go, vision fades again. I ask her to lead me thru the hallways. She does. I want to hold her hand since human contact grounds me but that seems creepy. I wrap my arm thru and around hers instead. We go thru the maze. I talk to her, rambling about how scared I am and how much she's helping me. We're taking a long time to get back. Its cause we're going thru the front entrance. She doesn't know where the back is. This seems odd to me but ok. We continue. I ask who she is. She says she's a ghost. What. Here to guide people? I wonder. Died in some accident a long time ago? I also wonder. Then she backpedals about having just got off work and leaving thru the corridors. I'm somewhat, not too skeptical but kinda. She's very kind and helpful so not gonna say no. I am semi awake at this point. The conscious me is the one that wants to backpedal on ghost idea. Wandering thru the corridor, as we chat a map overlays my vision. Kinda like a third person view of the corridors. It is a giant maze, pathway passing over pathway. Corridors marked in different colours - dark red, blue, purple. We take purple path. Corridor has overall circular feel to it. And octagonal feel to it as well. As we follow the path, at one point the purple path is basically buries under the other paths on the map. About now I awaken. Fully. Remember map over lay happens near the end as the conscious me awakens. The map is all dream me tho. I wrote this a while ago after waking up from a dream. Except the note about edmonton, just adds a bit of context. Maybe. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
May 11, 201313 yr I always preferred crushed ice because it's easier to eat when you finish your drink.
May 11, 201313 yr I just had an epiphany.... Crushed ice is use to make your drink colder faster, and cubed ice is to make your drink colder for longer. Either I'm retarded, a genius, or just too sick to tell the difference.It's basic science. (Surface area)Greater surface area = dissolves faster. (crushed)Less surface area = dissolves slow. (cube)I always preferred crushed ice because it's easier to eat when you finish your drink.Don't chew on ice it's bad for your teeth
May 11, 201313 yr I always preferred crushed ice because it's easier to eat when you finish your drink. Same, but my ice machine is broken so it kind of just spits out whatever it wants. =/ Don't chew on ice it's bad for your teeth And so is candy and sugary drinks. “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.”
May 11, 201313 yr if you chew on ice you get tooth cancer duhjesus people learn your anatomy muziclab
May 11, 201313 yr I left ISE for a day and what have I been reading ... Kinda creeped out by your linked dreaming though L. Toodles, off to sleep now. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
May 11, 201313 yr [hide][/hide]happy 900(I drew myself with more detail because I'm vain)is this even allowed on TIF? have I stepped too far?[hide]I actually did have a sex-related nightmare two nights ago. My mother woke me up from it, she said I was shaking and screaming. I didn't tell her what it was about[/hide]W8 I just realizedWho took this picture?[hide][/hide]
May 11, 201313 yr Who took that picture?The answer is jesus:(Jesus takes pictures with his Ipad. He's that kind of person.)
May 11, 201313 yr [hide][/hide]happy 900(I drew myself with more detail because I'm vain)is this even allowed on TIF? have I stepped too far?[hide]I actually did have a sex-related nightmare two nights ago. My mother woke me up from it, she said I was shaking and screaming. I didn't tell her what it was about[/hide]W8 I just realizedWho took this picture?[hide][/hide]I [bleep]'d myself so hardedit: look at all that quality flax makes me wanna spin bow strings
May 11, 201313 yr Who took that picture?The answer is jesus:(Jesus takes pictures with his Ipad. He's that kind of person.)Who took that picture?
May 11, 201313 yr Does it matter? Jesus could take a picture of himself taking a picture of ??? taking a picture of Cow taking a picture of Zaaps getting violated if he wanted to.
May 12, 201313 yr I finally finished season 2, and I watched the first episode of season 3. That whole David Bowie thing was... uhh... interesting. Also, I'm not really liking Sgt. Hatred from what I have seen of him so far. Please tell me he isn't one of those few characters you don't like.
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