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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

My parents maybe drink a glass of wine at holidays, or every once in a while for dinner, but not very often. I have never seen them get obviously tipsy, and only a couple times where they couldn't drive.

 

I have responsible, boring parents I guess.

I used to think that. I've seen my mom drunk drunk, like, twice? Idk. First time I saw her drunk I was like 11 and don't remember it much. Then there was a few months ago where she was drunk drunk. Most of the time if she drinks she just drinks enough that she shouldn't drive and maybe wobbly balance.

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Meanwhile I have boring parents that I really don't get along with. I think I've seen them drink wine... Once? Both having superior computer knowledge doesn't help either.

 

They also beat me at table tennis :(

 

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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P

 

And in other news, I've been trying to train Ammo to freak out whenever I make the kind of noise that like the shark attack theme in jaws.

 

Like what this guy does at 1:24:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=S415ANq7vT8&t=84

 

 

Not freak out in a mean way so he's actually freaking out. But in a playful way so he gets all wound up and wants to go nuts.

 

So far I've gotten to the point where when I make the noise at least half the time he somewhat freaks out.

 

I tried yesterday during our morning walk while he was standing on a rock and he lost it. He was on his leash so he couldn't go far so he just ran around in circles and anytime I moved he'd get even more excited. It was hilarious.

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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P

You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess

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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P

You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess

 

Besides there are probably doctors that specialize in this kind of stuff and treat only pornstars.

 

What a job.

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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P

You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess

 

Besides there are probably doctors that specialize in this kind of stuff and treat only pornstars.

 

What a job.

 

5 years from now Zaaps is a porn star doctor.

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Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P

You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess

 

Besides there are probably doctors that specialize in this kind of stuff and treat only pornstars.

 

What a job.

 

5 years from now Zaaps is a porn star doctor.

 

i think ive seen that one already

 

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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P

You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess

 

Besides there are probably doctors that specialize in this kind of stuff and treat only pornstars.

 

What a job.

 

5 years from now Zaaps is a porn star doctor.

 

I'm already premed in college. It's not even that big of a stretch.

 

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Yup, of all possible silver linings, being able to go into porn easier is my favorite :lol:

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying.

 

Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P

You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess

 

Besides there are probably doctors that specialize in this kind of stuff and treat only pornstars.

 

What a job.

 

5 years from now Zaaps is a porn star doctor.

 

I'm already premed in college. It's not even that big of a stretch.

 

WATCH AND LEARN GUYS

I know you were in med or premed or something. Which only made my comment better.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Delivering a message:

Due to some weird issues from weeks ago I have yet to figure out, I cannot seem to construct any post because of the spot where it’d be is blank (ignoring the one instance I could post, but it wouldn’t allow me to do much), but this isn’t the point. As for yesterday afternoon, one of my beloved cats had to be put down due to a severe condition that developed suddenly and left it in severe pain. Pollux, which is his name, is now buried in a humble cardboard coffin, resting under the Earth instead of his favorite spots such as my lap or bed.

 

I know I might be making a bit of a big deal out of this, but this is the first time I have had a pet truly die on me. Worse, this cat was someone I could always find with me in the morning upon waking up, on the lap in the afternoon, and resting nearby when it was night. Au revoir, Pollux. You were definitely one of the sweetest felines I have ever known.

 

Unfortunately, I don’t seem to have any good pictures of him on hand right now to share.

 

I really am lousy at making lengthy eulogies for a pet. Oh well, I will give my Chespin his name when X/Y comes out. He'll live on as one of my mons, eerily enough.

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Delivering a message:

Due to some weird issues from weeks ago I have yet to figure out, I cannot seem to construct any post because of the spot where it’d be is blank (ignoring the one instance I could post, but it wouldn’t allow me to do much), but this isn’t the point. As for yesterday afternoon, one of my beloved cats had to be put down due to a severe condition that developed suddenly and left it in severe pain. Pollux, which is his name, is now buried in a humble cardboard coffin, resting under the Earth instead of his favorite spots such as my lap or bed.

 

I know I might be making a bit of a big deal out of this, but this is the first time I have had a pet truly die on me. Worse, this cat was someone I could always find with me in the morning upon waking up, on the lap in the afternoon, and resting nearby when it was night. Au revoir, Pollux. You were definitely one of the sweetest felines I have ever known.

 

Unfortunately, I don’t seem to have any good pictures of him on hand right now to share.

 

I really am lousy at making lengthy eulogies for a pet. Oh well, I will give my Chespin his name when X/Y comes out. He'll live on as one of my mons, eerily enough.

Aww man. That's truly sad to hear. Also, I don't think you're making a big deal out of it.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Delivering a message:

Due to some weird issues from weeks ago I have yet to figure out, I cannot seem to construct any post because of the spot where it’d be is blank (ignoring the one instance I could post, but it wouldn’t allow me to do much), but this isn’t the point. As for yesterday afternoon, one of my beloved cats had to be put down due to a severe condition that developed suddenly and left it in severe pain. Pollux, which is his name, is now buried in a humble cardboard coffin, resting under the Earth instead of his favorite spots such as my lap or bed.

 

I know I might be making a bit of a big deal out of this, but this is the first time I have had a pet truly die on me. Worse, this cat was someone I could always find with me in the morning upon waking up, on the lap in the afternoon, and resting nearby when it was night. Au revoir, Pollux. You were definitely one of the sweetest felines I have ever known.

 

Unfortunately, I don’t seem to have any good pictures of him on hand right now to share.

 

I really am lousy at making lengthy eulogies for a pet. Oh well, I will give my Chespin his name when X/Y comes out. He'll live on as one of my mons, eerily enough.

Aww man. That's truly sad to hear. Also, I don't think you're making a big deal out of it.

 

 

I'd literally be devastated if my cat flipped the bucket. He is my best (and only) friend, also my guardian angel.

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I agree. Losing pets is a sad thing.

 

When I lost my first pet, I cried myself to sleep, and then never really cried much again.

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Sorry to hear about that, I know the feeling. :sad:

 

Have you tried different forum skins for replying? Happened to me once.

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I'm sorry to hear that. Losing pets is rough.Don't apologise for making a big deal of it; it is a big deal. Pets enter our lives and provide so much love and then devastate us. Sorry again. :/

 

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A guy at work I hadn't seen for about a week saw my new hair and concluded I looked like a skinny lesbian (its hot as hell outside and I was feeling brave, have a men's cut instead of a pixie. I don't care, it'll grow back :) ). I've never been more confused on how to react to a compliment/insult. Did he mean I was skinny, or that lesbians are overweight? Why would he think that? why would he think I look like one? Why would he even tell me this unprovoked?

Ive been really worried about my weight for a few months though so it was nice to hear someone doesn't think I'm fat. I've gained ten pounds but not in fat or anywhere visible.

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He thinks you look like a lesbian because you have a men's cut, and thinks you're skinny because you're presumably skinny. Don't read any connection between lesbians and fat/skinnyness.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Merp short hair. Grow it out, long hair is 100% always better - on girls.

 

But that's coming from a straight guy, so maybe I'm biased.

 

 

Will hopefully have my bass guitar entirely customized by the end of the week. Then to finish my pedal set and start recording.

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Merp short hair. Grow it out, long hair is 100% always better - on girls.

 

But that's coming from a straight guy, so maybe I'm biased.

 

 

Will hopefully have my bass guitar entirely customized by the end of the week. Then to finish my pedal set and start recording.

Ok but I'm outside sweating my ass off in the sun for eight hours a day and long hair would make that a lot worse. But I guess I should stick to a more attractive hair style :/.

 

Seriously I don't know if I EVER want to go back to how long it was until this year. I had it to my shoulder blades and it didn't feel at all attractive and was a pain to take care of.

 

[hide]Not like I have anyone I need to impress any more :/[/hide]

 

That looks pretty neat. What do you mean by customising it?

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I haven't had my hair cut for something like 2 years now, don't know why but I just prefer it longer... :unsure:

I laugh when people think I'm a girl. Runefest is gonna be interesting...

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