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But it's like advocating a reformed sex offender

 

Prejudice is alive and well in the modern world...

Had to take photos on a children's fun day:

"Excuse me, are you are paedophile, or do you just like taking pictures of little kids?"

 

Fortunately I am fairly diplomatical and didn't point out:

Those two are one in the same (the fomer and latter, not the latter and the former).

If I was a woman we wouldn't be having this conversation, despite woman being up to 20% more likely to be Paedophiles(according to some data)

Your complete lack of tact or subtly

The fact that you are Scouts, and all you have done is build an umbrella fortress against the rain, and huddled all the children close to you.

 

 

 

But I digress.

 

 

The amount of awesomesauce emanating from this post is just win.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Comic I was reading just caught up with the present...now I have to wait a week between issues...like all the other schmucks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

On an unrelated note:

Most roleplayers have little to no practical experience in military strategy and tactics. So when it comes to playing massed combat situations, one way to decide what to do is to take guidance from historical military campaigns.

 

Emulating the victor is the easy way. If attempting to defend an impossible position with bowmen and knights on foot against Genoese crossbowmen and tens of thousands of armoured, mounted knights, make sure you are heavily outnumbered. If attempting to repel a force of cavalry and men-at-arms with longbowmen on St Crispin's Day, make sure you are vastly outnumbered. If defending a hospital stockade against Zulus, make sure you are enormously outnumbered.

 

You can choose a different, and more creative, path by doing the opposite of what the losers did. If you field an overwhelming force against a paltry number of defenders, whatever you do, make sure the defenders are not English!

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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Yeah, that was insane. But it sadly did not stop the Soviets and Finland fell.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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No it didn't, it ended in either truce or white peace, I can't remember which. Though Finland probably would have fallen without the aid from Norway (I'm not saying this out of national pride, Norwegian soldiers on skis wielding Sten guns really did play an important part before Germany invaded us).

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I know that war did, but I swear Finland got taken over by Soviets at one point, I'm not sure though now.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Hey bro that's how I measure my skill on CoD...

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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lmao

 

YEP YOU CAN MEASURE A SOLDIERS WORTH BY HIS KDR, I MEAN THATS ALL THEY ARE

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10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Time for some barbequing, today's menu: Six medium burgers and a medium-rare hand.

Never leave the gas on if it won't ignite with the button, my left hand is now considerably less hairy.

 

How to join the Minecraft server, even if you don't have Minecraft.

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So my mouse broke, literally just before the EU 3 session. I tried fixing it but it turns out after taking the mouse button off, the actual part that makes the mouse click was destroyed. Raged so hard.

 

 

Getting here without a mouse took like 5 god damn minutes.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Mather, I can't teleport back because you deopped me and my bed has been destroyed, please can you login and teleport me back.

I drowned in an elevator, I haven't built plumbing for the elevator but don't remove it.

 

Edit: interesting to note that the stairs that I started building; the ones that you seemed to have a problem with were completely finished when I was back.

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