Smapla Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Well on monday i was smelting and smithing 1.6k iron ores into knives :shock: and so i teled to varrock and started smithing. After a while i notice a girl in steel pl8, mith helm, and an iron or steel sword following me. I'm like "uhh hello?" and she just keeps following and then once we get to the anvil again, she asks "Smithing lvl?" So i answer, 54 (don't laugh at me!) and she starts going like omg omg. I ask why, and whats wrong and she is like "ok, you're my husband." :shock: "uhh... what?" "You are my husband, and i'm your ****" "wife*" :P "uhh i didn't agree to anything..." "Lol, thats ok honey" :shock: :shock: :roll: "no, i didn't agree!" "make me a mithril mace?" "no..." "plz?" :shock: has this happened to you? its lame! they start saying that you're abusing them and this isn't an equal partnership and stuff :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLLuFoFrEE Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 oh your just the real PiMPMaStER of runescape now arent ya "Ive always tried to kill the greatest man alive, but then I finally realize that suicide is not the answer" QsBillabong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noriad Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 After you agree to the marriage she wants a divorce and her lawyer demands half your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fromfirst2Last1987 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 in the words of the great kanye west "we want prenup, we want prenup" ha ha Dragon Drops: 5 medium helmet, 3 left shield halfObby: Maul 1, Cape 1, Shield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodveld Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 What an important topic! This has never happened to me before![/sarcasm] :^_^: I drew that smilie, btw, along with a few more used by this site.Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakka102 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 lol, noobs are funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiden2k2 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Tell her for your honeymoon you want some Zammy Wine.. Get where I'm going with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grsshppr1964 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 well, I ain't saying shes a gold digger.....but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artem_art Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 well, I ain't saying shes a gold digger.....but`` lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamblingfool Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Lol, that's happened to me. Except they thought 51 fletching meant 80, so I was supposed to fletch them a mage short. :? I just grabbed the one in my bank and walked around with it while she said, "0MG 0MG 8O FL3TCH 1 WAN7 UR MAG3 B0W!1!1!!!!1!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 If you aint no punk, holla "We want Pre-nup!" This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebornone Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 ROFL!! P.I.M.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audee Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 ask her to provide materials.. while u wait and den logged off :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abyssalreaper Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Similar thing happened to me today. I was cutting willows to stock up for Wintereenmas and some "girl" named dogfood I think came up to me and said "Omg honey!" I was afk reading the forums at first and she started babbling on about stuff. When I checked I looked at what she had said. Stuff about me tricking her into being my girlfriend yesterday (Wasn't even on yesterday) then started cursing at me for not making her any armor. I forgot the rest of what she said but I just laughed, reported, and logged. Proud Acolyte of the Ooc Cmon Steve you can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elit9 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 What an important topic! This has never happened to me before![/sarcasm] :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevester77 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Hook me up with some of that :twisted: .. me and my rs gf broke up last week :( . Yes, I was kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myweponsg00d Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 ....wow Need assistance in any of these skills? PM me in game, my private chat is always ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgd1788 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 what a noob!! mithril mace in which mithril maces are worthless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedsoxJH Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Nah, you guys got it all wrong im teh true P.I.M.P of runescape. And kanye is my homie. RS name: Scoupe123Combat: 124 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkULLEDPK3R Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 rofl was this p2p or f2p? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Well on monday i was smelting and smithing 1.6k iron ores into knives :shock: and so i teled to varrock and started smithing. After a while i notice a girl in steel pl8, mith helm, and an iron or steel sword following me. I'm like "uhh hello?" and she just keeps following and then once we get to the anvil again, she asks "Smithing lvl?" So i answer, 54 (don't laugh at me!) and she starts going like omg omg. I ask why, and whats wrong and she is like "ok, you're my husband." :shock: "uhh... what?" "You are my husband, and i'm your ****" "wife*" :P "uhh i didn't agree to anything..." "Lol, thats ok honey" :shock: :shock: :roll: "no, i didn't agree!" "make me a mithril mace?" "no..." "plz?" :shock: has this happened to you? its lame! they start saying that you're abusing them and this isn't an equal partnership and stuff :x A ladies man I see :P By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince_Nino Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 What an important topic! This has never happened to me before![/sarcasm] :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevester77 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Nah, you guys got it all wrong im teh true P.I.M.P of runescape. And kanye is my homie. Psh.. throw some stories out then please :roll: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonhottie Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 wow man u shoulve porked her lol.... Currently training all skills to or above 60. Barrows drops: 87 runs done so far. Torag Platebody on 4th run. Guthan Chainskirt on 35th run. Dharok Helm on 45th run. Torag platelegs on 49th run. Ahrim Robeskirt on 86th run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpddsapx Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 lamf0 how random il bring zammy book and get u married ahh internet relations n00b0 lol soz im hyper l8terz im in sch00l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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