I drain the vat of acid, wash the diamond off, and take the diamond.

 

 

I then give the diamond to trippeh, who sells it on the grand exchange for 7500 gp.

A band of merchants pick it up and start trying to sell it for 10B. I convince Kamil that the diamond is actually his ice diamond, and he makes short work of the merchanting clan before keeping the diamond for himself.

I take super restore potions and Fire Surge him.

I watch as lag makes you a victim to the aggressive branches in Draynor, then pick up the diamond from your loot.

 

I give the diamond to a RWT.

I pay rl money for the diamond. Then I get banned for RWT. I still have the diamond on me, but I'm stuck in limbo cos I was banned.

Gets his Quarian machinist to hack the server and removes Sir Squab's Limbo state by unbanning the character, transferring the diamond over and then deleting Sir's Character.

 

Takes the Diamond onboard the SSV Normandy and starts Mass relay hopping all over the galaxy while in stealth mode.

Mass Effect 3's ending happens, and I take the diamond during the aftermath. I drop it into the brownest part of Thedas.

Since I have no clue what that is, I take a time machine to "the aftermath" and take it then switch it with a fake.

 

I hide it in a baby picture.

The baby in that picture eats it.

 

I travel 31 years in the future and shoot the baby when he a grown man and take the diamond. To make sure no one ever sees it again I throw it to a blackhole that leads to nothingness so the diamond becomes nothing.

I use my superior knowledge of black hole physics to know that matter cannot be created or destroyed, allowing me to find the diamond as if by magic* and bring it back to Earth. I then bury it in the woods.

 

*okay yeah I'm actually using magic, but the science is there. Somewhere.

1. I find it in the woods.

2. ???

3. Profit.

I jump in with a giant cat and smash the deal.

I take the diamond and give it to a parrot.

I bribe the parrot with crackers and steal the diamond, dropping it in a fish tank.

I take the fish tank off Alg's table and put it on mine, then throw in some piranhas.

I dump out the piranhas and stick the fishbowl on your head. Oh yeah, I claim the diamond too.

 

I hide the diamond under a sleeping snorlax.

I catch it after getting the fourth badge, and hide the diamond in a pile of stegosaurus droppings in Jurassic Park.

 

On the way out, I write "It's actually mostly cretaceous" on the sign in permanent marker.

I set the sign on fire and throw it at you which distracts you as I steal the diamond.

 

I hide it in the heart of a volcano.

The volcano errupts and the diamond goes far to the air because of that. While driving my car it crashes into my car, and I get very pissed and keep screaming until I find the guy who did it, without knowing that it came from an erupting volcano.

 

I just wanna get rid of it, can you help me out?

I take it and launch it into space.

The rocket explodes in the stratosphere and the diamond falls and lands in Tahiti.

I go to Tahiti to pick up the diamond, but leave it half-buried in the sand because I'm enjoying the vacation too much.

I pick up the diamond and quickly disappear to the North Pole where I bury the diamond.

You are eaten by a polar bear before you finish the burying.

 

Meanwhile, while the polar bear is eating you, I take the diamond you're burrying and hire a jewellery maker to make it into a diamond necklace, and wear it.

 

Then I shoot anyone who tries to steal it from me.

I wear a bullet-proof bodysuit and knock you out and steal the diamond whilst you're unconscious.

 

I throw the diamond into the ocean.

The events of James Cameron's Titanic happen, and I just happen to be on the crew that recovers the diamond. I replace it with some glass.

 

I hide the diamond in a Hot Topic store.