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LOL

 

trying to figure out how you send out missions with that low % chance to success.

 

do you not realize you can hire crew and upgrade your ship to improve your chances?

 

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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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LOL

 

trying to figure out how you send out missions with that low % chance to success.

 

do you not realize you can hire crew and upgrade your ship to improve your chances?

 

Lrn2ports nub

 

Yeah, but it was a 5000 Seafaring voyage and even with all my best crewmembers (and considered buying others, but not worth the exuberant amount of supplies), I only had like 2300 Seafaring or something.

 

Getting on shortly to see if I succeed, will post the lols.

 

 

EDIT: Failed, but only needs a few hours in Dry Dock, no dead crew members, cool.

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Y U SO BAD!@@@@

 

Erm.

Must I really answer this?

 

 

Another WGS quest bites the dust.

 

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Last few things I need to do are Swan Song, 55 Hunter, and 65 Farming. While getting those levels slowly-ish, I also need to get 270 QPs, so I'm probably gonna start the Mahjarhraat quest line, possibly the Vyrewatch quest line, and also finish ALL the novice quests I haven't finished.

 

Hopefully will do Swan Song tonight, but we'll see.

 

Other stuff may be finished by the time I leave for Italy, but who knows.

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Please tell me you paid to have it out of drydock though...? Anywho unless its a scroll mission I wouldn't ever send out a voyage that low, just reroll it.


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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Please tell me you paid to have it out of drydock though...? Anywho unless its a scroll mission I wouldn't ever send out a voyage that low, just reroll it.

 

Well, actually it had finished the mission like 2.5 hours before I checked it, so apparently it didn't even go into the dry dock. :P

 

All my missions I have shitty crew/boat parts so I can barely get 70% on stuff. Like what the actual [bleep].

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What region are you in...lol...region.

 

Yeah, I just went there.


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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Doing Meg on a sunday? whatisthis...

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Doing Meg on a sunday? whatisthis...

It's always better on the weekends.

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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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Really really wanna go to Dks but people are [bleep]es.

 

Such [bleep]ers.

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Quest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-2012

99 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/2012

99 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/2013

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99 Construction 21/04/2014  |  99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014  |  99 Fishing 17/04/2014  |  99 Mining 23/07/2015

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Really really wanna go to Dks but people are [bleep]es.

 

Such [bleep]ers.

 

You're one to talk, asshat. <3:

 

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Like that?


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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That hurts my brain, how did you find that.

And yes, just like that.

 

 

Leaving for Italy tomorrow.

See ya [bleep]es.

 

I googled asshat.

 

Obviously.

 

Have fun in Italy jerk.

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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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There is so much bad in the blawg I can't even stand it.

 

Please stop sucking and get better. Especially at ports!

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Constrictor knows what ports is?


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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I'd be shocked if he did. He's that bad.

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Quest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-2012

99 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/2012

99 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/2013

99 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013  |  99 Smithing 22/8/2013 

99 Crafting 19/12/2013  |  99 Cooking 15/1/2014  |  99 Agility 25/1/2014  |  99 Thieving 01/02/2014

99 Construction 21/04/2014  |  99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014  |  99 Fishing 17/04/2014  |  99 Mining 23/07/2015

99 Divination 27/07/2015  |  99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015  |  99 Hunter 20/08/2015  | Maxed 20/08/2015

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His self esteem is going to be so low when he gets back from pizzaland and sees all of our accurate observations about how bad he is at runescape.


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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