I'm in a play. Return to the Forbidden Planet. I'm in singing/dancing chorus.

 

 

 

We're working on one particular song's dance, which is a swing type number. Charleston, shorty george, etc. One of the moves we learned today is where you throw her under your legs and then pull her back up. (*pauses for giggles*)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The girl I'm with isn't the skinniest in the world. She isn't fat at all, very pretty and such, but she isn't exactly Twiggy. This, coupled with my inferior arm strength (i blame phosphorous and..erm.. Red Orchestra), makes it quite hard to get the whole coming back up thing down. (*pauses again*)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So as I'm pulling her back up, we're laughing to begin with due to this just being quite ridiculous. Arm and leg muscles clench, a certain other muscle releases.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pbbthtbhbth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wasn't much, your standard sound effect length...but it was enough. I just farted with her directly beneath me, face up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess...the positive outlook on this is...it's the closest I've ever gotten to sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So yeah, laugh at my failure as a human being today, or add your own embarrasing stories involving farting and the opposite sex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saw that in Heavengames, which was just kind of sick, yet I cannot stop laughing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few lines down from the original post, someone posted this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?

 

 

 

Well son, I farted in her face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Discuss.

Farting is one of the true joys in life. Whomever came up with the line "The best things in life are free" obviously did so after leaning to one side, slightly lifting one buttcheek and cutting loose with an almighty fart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I pride myself on my farting ability. Even my long-suffering wife has been known to burst out laughing from the other end of the house when I let rip. Even the word "fart" is inherently funny. You just cant help but love farting.

thats hilarious(sp?)Lol IRL and :lol: @ Dwarfie

Ahhh toilet humour. How i wish i were 12 again... back when they were funny

Well we all know the first thing about biology:

 

 

 

Boys don't cry. Girls don't fart ^_^

lmao! :lol: :lol:

Well we all know the first thing about biology:

 

 

 

Boys don't cry. Girls don't fart ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nopeity Nopeity Nopeity Nope! The girl infront of me farted(tacos for lunch) and a guy today was crying(Got out in dodgeball 0_0)

lol that poor girl.

thats so hot.

Ahhh toilet humour. How i wish i were 12 again... back when they were funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Way to kill the vibe. Even if the potty humor isn't funny the whole situation kind of is.

:?

LOL farts ftw :lol:

I like farting, I always fart on my brothers head when he's sleeping, then he wakes up and bumps his head at my behind. ^.^ I always ask my girlfriends if I can see their turd after they did poopie in the toilet. I just can't imagine a girl doing poo-poo. But they never let me see it. :(

Farting is healthy! :D

I like farting, I always fart on my brothers head when he's sleeping, then he wakes up and bumps his head at my behind. ^.^ I always ask my girlfriends if I can see their turd after they did poopie in the toilet. I just can't imagine a girl doing poo-poo. But they never let me see it. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was laughing so hard at that... Were you being serious?

I was laughing so hard at that... Were you being serious?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was very serious, I ask them every week. Never have any succes though. :( And about the brother part, only if I need to fart and he's asleep, otherwise it won't work.

I always ask my girlfriends if I can see their turd after they did poopie in the toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

 

 

That is the strangest thing I've heard someone say in a long time

I fart on my boyfriend all the time. :D

Rofl, I couldn't even read through that without laughing so hard that I couldn't look at the screen. :lol:

I ask them every week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She only poos once a week? Man, that would get uncomfortable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, I'm sure if you google hard enough, you'll find pictures of girls doing poo. However, I'd recommend not searching for those pictures from work.

 

I like farting, I always fart on my brothers head when he's sleeping, then he wakes up and bumps his head at my behind. ^.^ I always ask my girlfriends if I can see their turd after they did poopie in the toilet. I just can't imagine a girl doing poo-poo. But they never let me see it. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was laughing so hard at that... Were you being serious?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God I hope not

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyway.... Im at a loss for words at the moment, people on these forums are disqusting(sp?)

Literally laughed out loud at that. 14 year old boys, like my brother don't seem to find it a huge deal and apparently it's almost a sport to fart in you're friends' faces. On the other hand, I find it repulsive when people fart conspicuously (okay, I know it's just the natural processes of the body, but it's still disgusting).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I really want to know how that girl reacted after that farting incident.

She only poos once a week? Man, that would get uncomfortable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, I'm sure if you google hard enough, you'll find pictures of girls doing poo. However, I'd recommend not searching for those pictures from work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, I just see them like once or twice a week. And I don't want pictures, I want the real thing!

 

She only poos once a week? Man, that would get uncomfortable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, I'm sure if you google hard enough, you'll find pictures of girls doing poo. However, I'd recommend not searching for those pictures from work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, I just see them like once or twice a week. And I don't want pictures, I want the real thing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lmao... fartings fun

beautiful stuff :shock: