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Oh Dear You Are Dead !

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This is like a game I saw on the runescape forums a while back.

 

It's really fun so I hope you like it.

 

You type a sentence and end it with "Oh dear you are dea!"

 

Example:

 

 

 

You die in Lumbridge

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

Nothing interesting happens

 

 

 

You alch yourself to see how much you're worth

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

And 1 gp drops to the floor

 

 

 

You get stabbed and lose 1hp

 

But you bleed to death

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

etc...................

 

 

 

Rules:

 

1-No flamming

 

2-No spamming

 

3-No posting if you're not playing

 

4-No not having fun

 

 

 

Hope you guys enjoy it !!!!

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Come on guys ! Jon the fun !!

 

 

 

You hear of people eating swordies and want to try it

 

You eat one with "rune" in the title

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You complete Dragon slayer quest by killing Elvarg the dragon

 

You find out her father is the KBD who shows up with his buddies

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You eat a shark but forgot to cook it

 

Oh dear you are dead!

o look its a guinea pig.....oh no its a cave

 

guinea pig spawns and owns u

 

oh dear you are dead

 

 

 

i no its lame but i tried :lol:

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one time i woke up sleeping under my bed with a jello and a spoon lol :ohnoes:

You try to fly with a kite.

 

You figure out steel kites don't fly.

 

Oh dear you are dead!

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You see a King Black Dragon!

 

You poke it

 

Oh dear you are dead!

You see if you can jump off a moutain and only break 5 bones but you land inside a sheep? oh dear you art dead

Pie + pie = hyperpie!

You eat a raw Karambwan.

 

You are poisoned!

 

Oh dear you are dead!

This really happened to me!

 

 

 

You eat the kebab.

 

That kebab tatsted dodgy...

 

Oh dear you are dead.

 

 

 

I was fighting a River Troll.

A mad scientist in the attic, the owner is a vampire that dwells in the basement, a witch, skeletons, ghosts....

And you thought YOUR neighbors were weird!

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That's the spirit ! Keep 'em coming !

 

 

 

You swallow a fly by accident

 

You swllow a frog to catch the fly

 

The frog has poison in his skin

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You take a sndwich from the sandwich lady

 

You don't like the sandwich and the sandwich lady gets mad

 

Oh dear you are nearly dead!

 

A dragon shows up to finish the job

 

Oh dear you are dead! (completly)

You go to mine in the wildy.

 

You see an archer.

 

Oh dear, you are dead? no, this has to be funny.

 

 

 

The archer aims an arrow at you.

 

You repeat the same message over and over in fear.

 

You get banned for spamming.

 

Oh dear, you are dead.... and banned.

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Come on! Use your imagination !

 

 

 

Welcome to Runescape!

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You ignore the MOM and he tele you

 

You find out you got tele into the inside of an active volcano

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You follow a lvl 97 and keep calling him NOOB

 

He goes into wilderness and you keep following

 

He turns around with his sword in his hand

 

OH dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You go back to the wilderness to find that same guy

 

You brag that you have a phat in your inventory

 

Oh dear you are dead!

You attempt to pick up the kharidian scorpion

 

But it stings you senseless

 

Oh dear you are dead

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"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

You wonder what the cavada potion tastes like.

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You use the cat with the fishbowl.

 

The fish looks at you strangly.

 

Oh dear your fish is dead!

 

 

 

You put the bannana in the bottle of ale.

 

You begin to wonder why.

 

You give the pirate the ale.

 

Oh dear you are dead.

 

 

 

( can really happen... exept for the pirate killin you. try on a karmajian ale.)

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You walk into a bar

 

 

 

Oh dear you are dead!

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The following ones were given by my friends

 

 

 

You attempt to log in but find out you're banned

 

In you're state of misery you throw yourself out the window

 

Wow the view is nice from the top floor

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

 

 

You fall in a lake

 

You don't know how to swim

 

Oh dear you are dead !

 

 

 

You die but there's a bug in the game

 

You keep respawning back in the lake

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

Oh dear you are dead!

 

Oh dear you are dead!

  • 2 weeks later...

You invite the oracle to come to your house and judge how good your piano playing is.

 

You start the recital

 

You see the oracle cover his ears and start to fume.

 

You realise your playing is not that good.

 

In your misery you throw yourslf out of a window...

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270 Quest Points and counting

Remember - In the gene pool, there is no life guard. :P

You're not getting my point. If you had an IQ above room temperature you would.

You teleport to Falador.

 

An evil wind blows you to karajama volcano.

 

You find yourself in 1000000 oC lava

 

OH DEAR YOU'RE DEAD!

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Returned to Runescape June 2011 after a 3 year break :)

You walk to the lair and poke the KBD, oh dear, you're dead!

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R.I.P. Shiva and Steve

you tell everyone to try and kill you in the wildy

 

no one follows you

 

a 126 rides a canoe up to you

 

oh dear, you are dead!

You attempt to pick up the kharidian scorpion

 

But it stings you senseless

 

Oh dear you are dead

Oh dear you are dead,the other noobs steal your metal and the scorpion here it comes you so good :oops: look but the other gyus :twisted: look thieves

Welcome to Runescape

 

Oh Dear you are dead

 

Bob can fix this

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