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Hmm, so I guess this 3 year bumped thread is going to survive on page 1 after all :|

 

 

 

Guess I oughtta contribute then. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"

 

 

 

My favorite demotivational quote ever. I want to know who said it, but from what Google says it was just an internet phrase that floated around the sites started by an unknown person.

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tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:
But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.
That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.
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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

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"Deep in my heart I hope for world peace, even deeper I know it'll never happen."

 

 

 

"I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but I do know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

 

-Albert Einstein

 

 

 

"Every rose has its thorns."

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True heroes aren't the people who would save the planet and bask in the glory. They're the people who would fight the world to save one innocent life. ~ Me

 

I can build on this one and make it better; True heroes are not the people who would fight one man to save the world; they're the people who would fight the world to save one man.

 

 

 

You know, get that "reversal" stuff that's in a lot of quotes. And I laughed at the "flamethrower" controversy. Yes, i had it siggied, but I, too, got it from George Carlin. Just in case someone didn't get it.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments which take your breath away

 

 

 

Withdraw into yourself and look. And if you do not find yourself beautiful yet, act as does the creator of a statue that is to be made beautiful: he cuts away here, he smoothes there, he makes this line lighter, this other purer, until a lovely face grown upon his work. So do you also: cut away all that is excessive, straighten all that is crooked, bring light to all that is overcast, labor to make one glow of beauty and never cease chiseling your statue, until there shall shine out on you from it the godlike splendor of virtue, until you shall see the perfect goodness surely established in the stainless shrine.

 

"Never stop chiselling your statue"

 

 

 

I'll walk where my own nature would be leading; it vexes me to choose another guide.

 

 

 

Don't take life too seriously. After all, no-one gets out alive.

 

 

 

To laugh is to risk appearing the fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach for another is to risk involvement. To expose your feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas, your dreams before a crowd is to risk their loss. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To believe is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing. They may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, live. Chained by their attitudes they are slaves; they have forfeited their freedom. Only a person who risks is free.

 

 

 

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

 

 

 

And this isn't really a quote, but...

 

The anguish of the earth absolves our eyes

 

Till beauty shines in all that we can see.

 

War is our scourge; yet war has made us wise,

 

And, fighting for our freedom, we are free.

 

 

 

Horror of wounds and anger at the foe,

 

And loss of things desired; all these must pass.

 

We are the happy legion, for we know

 

Times but a golden wind that shakes the grass.

 

 

 

There was an hour when we were loth to part

 

From life we longed to share no less than others.

 

Now, having claimed this heritage of heart,

 

What need we more, my comrades and my brothers?

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'Those that said life is unfair, clearly are the ones that made the book'

 

I love that quote.

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

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