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i got a few...i know some are off and i cant remember from who so here i go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If at first you dont suceed, try, try, try again..then give up because you dont want to look like an idiot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you cant beat em, beat em.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

 

 

 

-Confucious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.

 

 

 

-Confucious

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"When you do something right people will not be sure you have done anything wrong"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Over the lips, through the gums, watch out * here i come"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that last one gets me everytime, if you think about it you will understand, btw it came from Family Guy

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I made this one:

 

 

 

"Hope is man's greatest weakness, and yet it is his greatest strength."

 

 

 

I wanna make my own quote...I've tried before but ended up with many failures. I want it to sound really good, something that will sound great today, but excellent 10 years from now.

 

 

 

You can't just shoot words of wisdom right out your [wagon] whenever you feel like it.

 

 

 

 

 

And as for a quote, well, it's not a smart one, it just makes me lol when i look at it. Its from me while i was playing WoW on a private server and on ventrilo.

 

 

 

"Stealth. Sap. Sinister strike. Blind. Backstab. Eviscera--- OH [bleep]! GNOMES!" Roflz the Orc Rogue.

 

 

 

 

 

P.S: BIGGEST REZ EVAH!

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Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J

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Rebdragon can't wiz a woz.

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God another 3 year old bump? This is getting rediculous.

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tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:
But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.
That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.
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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

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"THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

 

 

 

Also the most overused, behind "That's what she said."

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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i got a few quotes that i like to use

 

 

 

the sheer concept of this conversation is irrefutable proof that humans are [developmentally delayed]ed - me

 

 

 

there aer only two infinite things, the universe and human stupidity. and im not even sure about the first one. - Einstein

 

 

 

glory and fame. Blood is our name. souls of thunder, hearts of steel. Killers of men, of warriors friend. sworn to avenge our fallen brothers, sons of the gods, today we shall die. open val hallas door. let the battle begins, with swords in the wind. hail the gods of war - viking poem that is tattoed on my back

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It is better to ask forgiveness than permission. ~ Brom

 

 

 

It is not how you are alike, it is how you are not. ~ Albus Dumbledore

 

 

 

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. ~ unknown

 

 

 

The grass is always greener on the other side. ~ unknown

 

 

 

Only cowards live forever. ~ unknown, likely a Spartan quote

 

 

 

Sure, those who violate the rules and fail to follow orders are lower than garbage, however, those who do not care for and support their fellows are even lower than that! ~ Uchiha Obito

 

 

 

These are some of the more prominent ones I like which haven't been said already. Here's some of mine.

 

 

 

If you're unwilling to die for something, you haven't found anything to live for. ~ Me

 

 

 

The greatest burdens aren't held by the people in prison for their crimes, but the people who are exalted by those who are ignorant of them. ~ Me

 

 

 

If you can't say something to somebody's face, then don't say it. ~ Me

 

 

 

To know true loss is to know Hell itself. Everything else is nothing by comparison. ~ Me

 

 

 

Just because you can't fly or block bullets with your finger doesn't mean you can't be a hero. All you have to do is choose to stand between those who can't stand for themselves and those who won't let them. ~ Me

 

 

 

True heroes aren't the people who would save the planet and bask in the glory. They're the people who would fight the world to save one innocent life. ~ Me

 

 

 

The "sticks and stones" line is the biggest pile of bull that has ever been said on or off this planet. ~ Me

 

 

 

The question isn't whether there's life off of this planet. It's whether they're smart and capable enough to leave us alone for the time being. ~ Me

 

 

 

I can probably come up with more later. Good night!

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Aku Soku Zan. - Shinsengumi

You wanna mess with me or my friends? Pick your poison.

If you have any complaints about me, please refer to this link. Your problems are important to me.

Don't talk smack if you're not willing to say it to the person's face. On the same line, if you're not willing to back up your opinions no matter what, your opinion may as well be nonexistent.

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It is better to ask forgiveness than permission. ~ Brom

 

 

 

It is not how you are alike, it is how you are not. ~ Albus Dumbledore

 

 

 

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. ~ unknown

 

 

 

The grass is always greener on the other side. ~ unknown

 

 

 

Only cowards live forever. ~ unknown, likely a Spartan quote

 

 

 

Sure, those who violate the rules and fail to follow orders are lower than garbage, however, those who do not care for and support their fellows are even lower than that! ~ Uchiha Obito

 

 

 

These are some of the more prominent ones I like which haven't been said already. Here's some of mine.

 

 

 

If you're unwilling to die for something, you haven't found anything to live for. ~ Me

 

 

 

The greatest burdens aren't held by the people in prison for their crimes, but the people who are exalted by those who are ignorant of them. ~ Me

 

 

 

If you can't say something to somebody's face, then don't say it. ~ Me

 

 

 

To know true loss is to know Hell itself. Everything else is nothing by comparison. ~ Me

 

 

 

Just because you can't fly or block bullets with your finger doesn't mean you can't be a hero. All you have to do is choose to stand between those who can't stand for themselves and those who won't let them. ~ Me

 

 

 

True heroes aren't the people who would save the planet and bask in the glory. They're the people who would fight the world to save one innocent life. ~ Me

 

 

 

The "sticks and stones" line is the biggest pile of bull that has ever been said on or off this planet. ~ Me

 

 

 

The question isn't whether there's life off of this planet. It's whether they're smart and capable enough to leave us alone for the time being. ~ Me

 

 

 

I can probably come up with more later. Good night!

 

 

 

You realize a lot of your personal quotes are rip-offs of other more famous quotes, right?

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CUE ALTON BROWN QUOTES! (from here)

 

 

Alton Brown can boil a three-minute egg in thirty-seven seconds.

 

 

 

Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes sauces.

 

 

 

Alton Brown's blender has four speeds: 'stir', 'mix', 'frappe', and 'plasmify'.

 

 

 

Alton Brown knows where capers come from. And he grows his own, on a Chia pet in the pantry.

 

 

 

Some knives can slice through a tin can and still cut a tomato. Alton Brown's knives can slice through a Pontiac, and still cut a tin can.

 

 

 

Alton Brown can pair a wine with any food -- including hot dogs, ice cream, raw eggs, Alpo, sawdust, and soylent green. It's people!

 

 

 

Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend.

 

 

 

Some meats are so tender, they seem to melt in your mouth. Alton Brown's meats are so tender, he's had entire turkeys vanish into thin air.

 

 

 

Alton Brown doesn't whip potatoes. Alton Brown's potatoes whip themselves, if they know what's good for them.

 

 

 

Alton Brown's show is called 'Good Eats', because 'Multiple Shuddering Mouthgasms' didn't play with the network's target demographic.

 

 

 

Alton Brown's freezer operates at minus-twenty-seven degrees. Kelvin.

 

 

 

Alton Brown once prepared shrimp gumbo for a cooking competition, using only salt, water, canned Spam, and a packet of Arby's 'Horsey Sauce'. He took second place. He would have won, but one of the judges was allergic to shellfish.

 

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"If you can't beat 'em, kill 'em in their sleep."

 

 

 

"The U.S. court system: Removing innocent people from the gene pool, one injection at a time."

 

 

 

"Those zombies don't really want your brains, they just want a big hug."

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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...So we're letting this live?

 

"If you can't beat 'em, kill 'em in their sleep."

 

 

I thought that said "If you can't beat 'em, kill their sheep." -.-

 

I posted a bunch in the last thread about this, which was only like a month ago...They were mainly ones from Lord of the Rings, like Theoden's Death Speech and a bunch of Gandalf's sayings.

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Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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