August 15, 200421 yr A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. Mark Twain For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' Harriet Beecher Stowe "I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale." Bill Clinton[lmao] Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Lily Tomlin To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times. -Mark Twain
August 15, 200421 yr Author A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times. -Mark Twain LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
August 15, 200421 yr Author Through the smiles and tears...Through the anger...And the laughter that follows...I know that I'll keep changing. This is my story. It'll be a good one. -Yuna, Final Fantasy X-2 Found this one while watching movies in the Luca Sphere Theater :P
August 16, 200421 yr Virii [sic] are wondrous creations written for the sole purpose of spreading and destroying the systems of unsuspecting fools. This eliminates the systems of simpletons who can't tell that there is a problem when a 100 byte file blossoms into a 1,000 byte file. Duh. These low-lifes do not deserve to exist, so it is our sacred duty to wipe their hard drives off the face of the Earth. It is a simple matter of speeding along survival of the fittest.
August 16, 200421 yr Author Virii [sic] are wondrous creations written for the sole purpose of spreading and destroying the systems of unsuspecting fools. This eliminates the systems of simpletons who can't tell that there is a problem when a 100 byte file blossoms into a 1,000 byte file. Duh. These low-lifes do not deserve to exist, so it is our sacred duty to wipe their hard drives off the face of the Earth. It is a simple matter of speeding along survival of the fittest. :shock:
August 16, 200421 yr To quote a runescaper: "A friend with weed is a friend indeed" ~ Jamie2002 Someone has been listening to placebo and got the words mixed up me thinks.
August 17, 200421 yr Author :!:...I just realized most of my quotes are from games/anime, while just about everyone else's are from actual people :shock:
August 18, 200421 yr this is a message board, not communist china :? the quote was by tomato lol funniest quote ive seen on the boards
August 19, 200421 yr "We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children." I made this one: "Hope is man's greatest weakness, and yet it is his greatest strength." Runescape Name: "unbug07"Expand your mind.
August 19, 200421 yr Author I made this one: "Hope is man's greatest weakness, and yet it is his greatest strength." I wanna make my own quote...I've tried before but ended up with many failures. I want it to sound really good, something that will sound great today, but excellent 10 years from now.
August 19, 200421 yr "We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children." I made this one: "Hope is man's greatest weakness, and yet it is his greatest strength." Sure you didn't just see The Matrix: Reloaded instead :?: Let's make babies!
August 19, 200421 yr Author "We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children." I made this one: "Hope is man's greatest weakness, and yet it is his greatest strength." Sure you didn't just see The Matrix: Reloaded instead :?: He stole those? :shock: Minus 4 respect points, gonpost :P
August 19, 200421 yr "We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children." I made this one: "Hope is man's greatest weakness, and yet it is his greatest strength." Sure you didn't just see The Matrix: Reloaded instead :?: He stole those? :shock: Minus 4 respect points, gonpost :P Not both of them, just the one he said he made up :lol: Let's make babies!
August 19, 200421 yr Author "We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children." I made this one: "Hope is man's greatest weakness, and yet it is his greatest strength." Sure you didn't just see The Matrix: Reloaded instead :?: He stole those? :shock: Minus 4 respect points, gonpost :P Not both of them, just the one he said he made up :lol: Ah, I see. Minus 2 respect points, gonpost :P
August 20, 200421 yr I've never seen anyone invisable... Funniest quote I've ever seen... :lol: :lol: 8)
August 20, 200421 yr Author I've never seen anyone invisable... Funniest quote I've ever seen... :lol: :lol: 8) I'm sure someone real intelligent said that :wink:
August 20, 200421 yr Here's a couple of good ones I found from one of my favourite writers. "I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet!" he hissed. "I'm afraid of grounds." "You mean heights," said Conina. "And stop being silly." "I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!" -- (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery) Bad spelling can be lethal. For example, the greedy Seriph of Al-Yabi was cursed by a badly-educated deity and for some days everything he touched turned to Glod, which happened to be the name of a small dwarf from a mountain community hundreds of miles away who found himself magically dragged to the kingdom and relentlessly duplicated. Some two thousand Glods later the spell wore off. These days, the people of Al-Yabi are renowned for being remarkably short and bad-tempered. -- (Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad) "Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs." -- Susan, the ultimate sensible governess (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather) This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever [bleep] in these parts..." -- (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather)
August 20, 200421 yr Heres some of my favorites Trying is the first step to failure Homer simpson i belive. Truest thing i have ever heard in my life. then again... you always miss 100% of the shots you dont take I love that one. Thats all i can think of now ill say more if i remember any.
August 20, 200421 yr Only Dead fish follow the stream That's the one i live by. I had a great night, but tonight just wasn't it. there's another good one.
August 21, 200421 yr The key is to know when to walk and when to run, or when to "stomp" or when to "noodle". One of the best, lol.
August 21, 200421 yr Author "Never argue with stupid people. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." LOL! Thats a good one mormonguy :D
August 21, 200421 yr A wise man said "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Michelangelo
August 21, 200421 yr Author A wise man said "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Michelangelo ...
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