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Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

 

 

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

 

 

If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Homer... full of wisdom

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm so scared of all the infinite knowledge radiating from Homer Simpson :lol: Lol, but those are funny.

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"It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer ."-----Albert Einstein

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. ."-----Albert Einstein

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to go along with that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

 

 

 

Carl Sagan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.

 

 

 

Carl Sagan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Widespread intellectual and moral docility may be convenient for leaders in the short term, but it is suicidal for nations in the long term. One of the criteria for national leadership should therefore be a talent for understanding, encouraging, and making constructive use of vigorous criticism.

 

 

 

Carl Sagan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i always loved carl sagan, i wish i had been able to meet him before he died, but i guess i was like 8?

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It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.

 

 

 

Carl Sagan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funniest thing I've heard today...Next to hearing Aries Spears do his Shaq and Mike Tyson impersonations :mrgreen:

i like the one thats under my sig...read it :P

Weak men threaten - true men act

 

 

 

-Varg Vikernes

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I'd rather die for what I believe in than live for anything else.

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Read mine... v ... I find it stupid but very true :).

happiness is like peeing in your paints everyone can see it but only u can feel the warmth eh i luv it!

happiness is like peeing in your paints everyone can see it but only u can feel the warmth eh i luv it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eww thats disgusting :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol ghghth thats a nice quote.

a qoute from samuel L jackson in the movie pulp fiction:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

''the one that says 'bad mother f**ker' ''

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its in the last part with the wallets thingy :)

"AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -Full Metal Jacket.

"The greatest competitor lies in your head."

First they came for the Jews

 

 

 

and I did not speak out

 

 

 

because I was not a Jew.

 

 

 

Then they came for the Communists

 

 

 

and I did not speak out

 

 

 

because I was not a Communist.

 

 

 

Then they came for the trade unionists

 

 

 

and I did not speak out

 

 

 

because I was not a trade unionist.

 

 

 

Then they came for me

 

 

 

and there was no one left

 

 

 

to speak out for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pastor Martin Niem̮̦̉̉ller

my fravorite quotes are from the moive starsky and hutch

 

 

 

Starsky: In Bay City, when you step over the line, your --- are mine.

 

 

 

Starsky: COME ON, DO IT, DO IT!

 

 

 

Starsky: It was my mother she always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8.

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

all your base are belong to us

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

 

 

 

fight club

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

 

 

 

fight club

First they came for the Jews

 

 

 

and I did not speak out

 

 

 

because I was not a Jew.

 

 

 

Then they came for the Communists

 

 

 

and I did not speak out

 

 

 

because I was not a Communist.

 

 

 

Then they came for the trade unionists

 

 

 

and I did not speak out

 

 

 

because I was not a trade unionist.

 

 

 

Then they came for me

 

 

 

and there was no one left

 

 

 

to speak out for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pastor Martin Niem̮̦̉̉ller

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a poem called something like "the hangman" that's like that. It's a good lesson, but my personal favorite in quotes is from Mark Twain:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides relief denied even to prayer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other words, sometimes saying f***!! at top volume is more satisfying than a life of pious belief.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that's why I'm not religious! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mark Twain has a lot of other good ones, but Im too lazy to post em now :wink:

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"What's a quote?"

 

 

 

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"If A equal success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Albert Einstein

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"There are two things a real man likes ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

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"If A equal success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Albert Einstein

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"There are two things a real man likes ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

The one in my signature is, without a doubt, the best. ;)

Ezekiel 25:17 among others

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its originally from the bible i think, but Samuel L Jackson says it in pulp fiction

Glidden05, Pk Jamie, Who Da funk, Qyde

 

Im back! I pk dk all the noob

Here are a few of mine ... :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can see a world with no crime, no wars, no poverty. I can see us attacking that world, because they would never expect it - ( from therapy afterhours tagcounter)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Three keys to success : Perseverance, courage and discipline"- Harding \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"This is why alchemy exists. so that everyone will search for his treasure, find it, and then want to be better than he was in his former life.... - Paulo Coelho, The alchemist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hmm..its late, thats all i can think of right now : \

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