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Ezekiel 25:17 among others

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its originally from the bible i think, but Samuel L Jackson says it in pulp fiction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read somewhere that the famous pulp fiction quote isn't actually in the bible in that form. It is there, but it certainly isn't the same as what Jules says before he "pops a cap" ;)

Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time.
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Ezekiel 25:17 among others

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its originally from the bible i think, but Samuel L Jackson says it in pulp fiction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its also a sample in 'Furious Anger' by Big L Featuring Shyheim.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think the best quote i've heard was one on these forums, something about "a man drinks 6 pints comes home and beats his wife, a man smokes a spliff comes home and makes a sandwich"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very true.

"A Friend will come to bail you outta jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing and saying Damn we f**ked up"

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Ezekiel 25:17...

 

 

 

Its originally from the bible i think

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you laughing at the fact that its from the Bible, or that it is a bit obvious it is from the Bible? :?: I'm not exactly the most religous person, but it is a bit offensive to me if you are laughing at the fact he got his quote from the Bible.

 

 

Ezekiel 25:17...

 

 

 

Its originally from the bible i think

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you laughing at the fact that its from the Bible, or that it is a bit obvious it is from the Bible? :?: I'm not exactly the most religous person, but it is a bit offensive to me if you are laughing at the fact he got his quote from the Bible.

 

 

 

Oh no I'm not laughing at the fact it's from the Bible. I'm laughing because he quotes something obviously from the Bible (The book of Ezekiel chapter 25 verse 17) and then doesn't know.

 

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

 

 

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

 

 

If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Homer... full of wisdom

 

 

 

the last quote goes like this:

 

 

 

Kids kids, you tried your hardest and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. (not the exact words, but the general feeling)

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Ok, I guess I just misinterpreted what you said(with only a smile).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*shakes hands with Bubsa* 8)

In other words, sometimes saying f***!! at top volume is more satisfying than a life of pious belief.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that's why I'm not religious! :D

 

 

 

:lol: this guy has no idea what he's talking about.

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"Get your Angel glowstick! No one gets into heaven without a glowstick!" -Homer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol @ drennan . Nice quote ^_-

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"try and try until u succeed"

I'm here because I chose to be here! Destiny has nothing to do with it!

 

 

 

-Irvine Kinneas, Final Fantasy VIII

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal.

 

 

 

-Seymour, Final Fantasy X

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.

 

 

 

-Squall, Final Fantasy VIII

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons."

 

 

 

-Neuman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots.

 

 

 

-i forgot >_<

'Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?' - The Bloodhound Gang

 

Only two things are infinite. The Universe and human stupidity. -Einstein

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The actual quote says he's not even sure about the universe.

 

 

 

The actual Quote says:

 

 

 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

 

 

 

~~Kiel

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Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal.

 

 

 

-Seymour, Final Fantasy X

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That quote is too good for Seymour :evil:

i believe he says it at yuna's 'wedding' im not sure tho its been a while since i played the game..my ps2 broke :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

'Breaking necks, Cashing checks' heard from wcw wrestilng lol.

To quote a runescaper:

 

 

 

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed" ~ Jamie2002

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some band-quotes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"It's hard to understand, if you never lose you never learn but you want to win" ~ Bowling for soup

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"so when you ask me if i hated you now, its not you its just all of the times i missed out, on sleeping with your roommate every time you passed out" ~ Bowling for soup

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About the war against the heretics. "As we kill them all so god will know his own, the innocents died for the pope on his throne" ~ Iron maiden

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'd never lie to you, unless I had to, I'll do what I got to." ~ Taking back sunday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a [bleep]" ~ Nine inch nails

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while you're away, I'm your pain while you repay, you know it's sad but true" ~ Metallica

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Every day for us something new, open mind for a different view, and nothing else matters" ~ Metallica

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I actually like the whole lyrics of clawfinger - biggest and best but especially these lines:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Nobody is satisfied with being second best" and "Nobody is perfect but I'm pretty f*cking close"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Futher some of my own speeches:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"When I mine this mine this mine is mine" ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"All great wars can be won, it's the question if every won war was great" ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"We are all born equally, it's society that makes the Pope different from Hitler" ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"God needs disbelievers, if everyone prayed to God, he would just go insane, he might be allmighty, noone can stand 6 million people complain all day nor has the time to" ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"If God created only 2 humans, we would have the iq of a cabbage due to incest by now" ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"If God accepts any person, there wouldn't be really anything you could do wrong, so wrong is just a human standard and no reason for God to stop wars or punish rapers, killers and other 'criminals' that he loves." ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"If we kill almost all ducks, they would become rare and actually worth some money" ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I can go on and on about me :P, here's 2 of my own favorites:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I am but a mirror, I have no personality, reflecting your thoughts, to reveal your own reality" ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Love is trusting the other that ur able to tell that person things you know that will upset them." ~ Empror1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So enough quoting myself.. now u guys quote me :P :roll:.

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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

 

 

 

Douglas Adams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

 

 

 

Douglas Adams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

 

 

 

Douglas Adams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

 

 

 

Douglas Adams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

 

 

 

Douglas Adams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

 

 

 

Douglas Adams

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

 

 

 

Socrates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.

 

 

 

Socrates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cant really think of any others at the moment :D

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Wow my first double post since the new boards

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"Linkin Park am the g4y"

 

 

 

Nathan Dessmann - My Best Friend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very wise man indeed...

Think of what you say, but don't say what you think
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

 

 

 

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I like that one :D

 

Think of what you say, but don't say what you think
There is one like that which I learnt a fair while ago:

 

 

 

Say what you mean and mean what you say

Actual court room quotes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

 

 

 

A: No.

 

 

 

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

 

 

 

A: No.

 

 

 

Q: Did you check for breathing?

 

 

 

A: No.

 

 

 

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

 

 

 

began the autopsy?

 

 

 

A: No.

 

 

 

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

 

 

 

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

 

 

 

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

 

 

 

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and

 

 

 

practicing law somewhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

 

 

 

A: Oral.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

 

 

 

A: By death.

 

 

 

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

 

 

 

A: Yes.

 

 

 

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth?

 

 

 

A: Yes.

 

 

 

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in

 

 

 

voodoo or the occult?

 

 

 

A: We both do.

 

 

 

Q: Voodoo?

 

 

 

A: We do.

 

 

 

Q: You do?

 

 

 

A: Yes, voodoo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The very first one is hilarious.

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Dreaming of that face again

It's bright, and blue, and shimmering

Grinning wide

And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

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