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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

 

 

 

But one of my favorite quotes was from the late comedian [bleep]e Milligan. When asked what he thought of Chris Evans, he said "The best I can wish him is an early death, or leprosy."

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Since this thread still exists:

 

 

 

"Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!"

 

-There Will Be Blood

 

 

 

Not a deep or profound quote, but definitely one of my favorite movie quotes.

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Since this thread still exists:

 

 

 

"Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!"

 

-There Will Be Blood

 

 

 

Not a deep or profound quote, but definitely one of my favorite movie quotes.

 

 

 

Ha, I love the way Day Lewis says that line. For a few weeks after my friends and I saw the film, almost every silence was broken with a cry of "DRAINAGE!".

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[upon request of reason why he's so comfortable in a maximum security prison]

 

 

 

"I just play the hand I was dealt. And then I cheat." --Richard B. Rid[bleep]

 

 

 

"The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it."-Bertrand Russell

 

 

 

"Fear is strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground." --I have no idea.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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I'm surprised no one has quoted Master Chief yet. :|

 

 

 

Cortana: Got an escape plan?

 

Master Chief: Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little.

 

 

 

Cortana: Bet you can't stick it.

 

Master Chief: You're on.

 

 

 

(After a hard drop into Covenant-held territory)

 

Cortana: [irritated] Can we possibly make any more noise? (The Chief picks up a rocket launcher) I guess so.

 

 

 

 

 

The first one is my favorite. ::'

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The one from Churchill still rings in my mind after I saw it in the previous quote thread.

 

 

 

It goes along the lines of...

 

You've got enemies I see, good. Somewhere, sometime in your life you stood up for something.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Damn, I love that game. Not my favourite quote from it.

 

 

 

My favourite would be Tidus at the end when Yuna tries to ask him to stay, and he jumps of the airship to join his Jecht & The previous high summoner. I think it's:

 

 

 

 

I know it may be selfish, but this is my story.

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This may have been said since I saw at least two ffx quotes but

 

 

 

this may be a tad bit messed up and is like the line right after first ffx quote but

 

 

 

"I will live with sorrow, I will live with my own life, and I will defeat sorrow at its source, I will defeat sin"

 

 

 

lady yuna

 

 

 

also sure this has been said but

 

 

 

"there are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, however Im not sure about the universe"

 

 

 

Albert Einstein

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We were eighteen and had begun to love life and the world; and we had to shoot it to pieces. The first bomb, the first explosion, burst in our hearts. We are cut off from activity, from striving, from progress. We believe in such things no longer, we believe in the war."

 

 

 

I feel that's a good quote for war.

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"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" - George Carlin

 

 

 

When you think about it...that is true! and funny too lol... :lol:

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"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" - George Carlin

 

 

 

When you think about it...that is true! and funny too lol... :lol:

 

 

 

Stolen from Lenin ftl :cry: .

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"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" - George Carlin

 

 

 

When you think about it...that is true! and funny too lol... :lol:

 

 

 

Stolen from Lenin ftl :cry: .

 

 

 

um...what? All I know is that I found that on someone's youtube account and found it rather funny, so i copy and pasted it into a document and saved it. What do you mean stolen from Lenin, never heard of him/her/it/thing/etc... :|

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"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" - George Carlin

 

 

 

When you think about it...that is true! and funny too lol... :lol:

 

 

 

Stolen from Lenin ftl :cry: .

 

 

 

um...what? All I know is that I found that on someone's youtube account and found it rather funny, so i copy and pasted it into a document and saved it. What do you mean stolen from Lenin, never heard of him/her/it/thing/etc... :|

 

 

 

He used to have it siggied for quite a while.

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lenin originally said it. hes like a russian president communist person thing waffle.

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lenin originally said it. hes like a russian president communist person thing waffle.

 

He's the leader of a communist rebellion party secretly amassing an army of monkeys to do his bidding. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I just thought of some more.

 

 

 

Starting a new journey may be hard, or maybe it's already begun...
-Kairi, kingdom hearts 2

 

 

 

That quote might not seems good at first, but it is if you think about it.

 

 

 

...uhh we're [bleep]in' over arnt we?
-Dane Cook

 

 

 

...and we ate Reese's pieces with the lord!
- Dane Cook

 

 

 

That last quote isn't the most insightful but it is funny.

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These are some of the more prominent ones I like which haven't been said already. Here's some of mine.

 

 

 

If you're unwilling to die for something, you haven't found anything to live for. ~ Me

 

 

 

The greatest burdens aren't held by the people in prison for their crimes, but the people who are exalted by those who are ignorant of them. ~ Me

 

 

 

If you can't say something to somebody's face, then don't say it. ~ Me

 

 

 

To know true loss is to know Hell itself. Everything else is nothing by comparison. ~ Me

 

 

 

Just because you can't fly or block bullets with your finger doesn't mean you can't be a hero. All you have to do is choose to stand between those who can't stand for themselves and those who won't let them. ~ Me

 

 

 

True heroes aren't the people who would save the planet and bask in the glory. They're the people who would fight the world to save one innocent life. ~ Me

 

 

 

The "sticks and stones" line is the biggest pile of bull that has ever been said on or off this planet. ~ Me

 

 

 

The question isn't whether there's life off of this planet. It's whether they're smart and capable enough to leave us alone for the time being. ~ Me

 

 

 

I can probably come up with more later. Good night!

 

 

 

Sorry for being rude, but i really, really hope i am not supposed to be impressed, those are just bold, nonsensical, misdirected statements

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lenin originally said it. hes like a russian president communist person thing waffle.

 

He's the leader of a communist rebellion party secretly amassing an army of monkeys to do his bidding. :ohnoes:

 

Both of you actually mean "Stalinist" there instead of communist; I usually don't correct people on things like that but these are not to be confused.

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lenin originally said it. hes like a russian president communist person thing waffle.

 

He's the leader of a communist rebellion party secretly amassing an army of monkeys to do his bidding. :ohnoes:

 

Both of you actually mean "Stalinist" there instead of communist; I usually don't correct people on things like that but these are not to be confused.

 

You're acting as if these two have nothing in common. Wiki:

"Stalinism" refers to the brand of communist regime that dominated the Soviet Union, and the countries within the Soviet sphere of influence, during the leadership of Joseph Stalin. (....) The term "Stalinism" was coined by Lazar Kaganovich and was never used by Joseph Stalin who described himself as a Marxist-Leninist.
Marxism, Leninism, Stalinism, Communism, Waffleism, Mehism.

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