June 9, 200620 yr I searched and couldnt find, so if this is old plz close or provide link to old topic. Basically, just post stupid things you have heard from commercials /politicians/celeberties/translations etc that was said by accident. please DONT post stupid sutff your relatives/friends said, because there tends to be alot of that stuff that is said purposely. ill start off: "for men that want to spend less time in the bathroom and more time fishing" - commercial for a medicine. (doesnt everyone?) "campbell's chicken noodle soup... possibilities" - soup commercial. (because theres a lot you can do with chicken noodle soup?)
June 9, 200620 yr bush after 100 days as senator(or president i cant remember) asked what was his worst mistake: i probably wore red ties too often dont know how he said it
June 9, 200620 yr May I suggest a website called http://www.fstdt.com . It has many quotes from other forums. It is only the 8th of the month so the database on the main page is a little small at the moment so you should search around. Also some may not be funny or even fit most people's sence of humor.
June 9, 200620 yr This guy buys a car and everyone start calling him "Dad" "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
June 9, 200620 yr " More and more of our imports are coming from other countries"-George Bush Hahahaha, that's funny. Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so.
June 9, 200620 yr Ah, I have a lot of George Dubya quotes taken out of context: "Anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." "Will the highways on the internet become more few?" "I do not believe we've put a guilty - I mean innocent - person to death in the state of Texas." "Keep good relations with the Grecians." "Actually, I - this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about - when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." "It's going to require numerous IRA agents." - on Al Gore's tax plan. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
June 9, 200620 yr lol, go to google.com, search for "failure" :P "I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel" "The war on terror goes on. I was most impressed by the resolve of all the leaders in the room. Their resolve is as strong as my resolve" "I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." dubyaspeak :)
June 9, 200620 yr How about any of the PS3 propaganda. In particular: "We believe that the PS3 will be the place where our users play games, watch films, browse the Web, and use other computer functions. The PlayStation 3 is a computer. We do not need the PC." Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be.
June 9, 200620 yr Author How about any of the PS3 propaganda. In particular: "We believe that the PS3 will be the place where our users play games, watch films, browse the Web, and use other computer functions. The PlayStation 3 is a computer. We do not need the PC." hahah they contradicted themselves :lol: .
June 9, 200620 yr "campbell's chicken noodle soup... possibilities" - soup commercial. (because theres a lot you can do with chicken noodle soup?) Thats actually not that stupid. I don't know many people that use any cambells stuff as a soup. They use it as a side ingrediant in something else they cooked. NOte: Cambells Minestome sauted(sp?) beef is awesome. ~M
June 9, 200620 yr I heard that Bush was actually smart one time... Mizzou is ballin'!Illini are fallin'!Kansas is dead.
June 9, 200620 yr Author "campbell's chicken noodle soup... possibilities" - soup commercial. (because theres a lot you can do with chicken noodle soup?) Thats actually not that stupid. I don't know many people that use any cambells stuff as a soup. They use it as a side ingrediant in something else they cooked. NOte: Cambells Minestome sauted(sp?) beef is awesome. chicken broth: yes. chicken soup: no. there preety much the same thing, but your confusing it with chicken BROTH, which is commonly used in cooking (i use it sometimes).
June 9, 200620 yr How about any of the PS3 propaganda. In particular: "We believe that the PS3 will be the place where our users play games, watch films, browse the Web, and use other computer functions. The PlayStation 3 is a computer. We do not need the PC." Watch the video, its tons funny http://www.gameklip.com/v/719/ well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron.
June 9, 200620 yr Biggy I've seen that video, assuming its the "real-time weapon change!" one. Good stuff. hahah they contradicted themselves :lol: . No, they didn't. A mainframe is a computer but it's not a PC. Computer is not the same as PC. Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be.
June 9, 200620 yr anyone know the darwin awards? or directions for usage that should be common sense....
June 10, 200620 yr I heard that Bush was actually smart one time... I heard pigs used to be able to fly.
June 10, 200620 yr "Look inside special marked Trix Cereal to win!" "No Purchase necessary. See rules inside for details." Is that promoting kids to steal the cereal or what? I give all the companies a cookie who say that. (:.) I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D
June 10, 200620 yr Darwin awards honourable mention: This guy gets out of the shower and decides to tease his wife's small dog. So the guy uses his genitalia (erect) to tease the dog, but the dog is a better jumper than he thought and actually bit it. He screamed, and the dog let go and hid under the bed for the rest of the day. Seeing how much it was bleeding he went to the hospital. "Excuse me, nurse I really need to see a doctor right now." She asked why, but he refused to tell her. "Don't worry, I've heard it all," said the nurse. Realizing that he needed to tell here before he saw a doctor, he told her what happened. So she showed him to his room, and went to the nurses lounge and had a good laugh. Soon the doctor came and stitched the wound up. When the guy got home he had to explain to his wife what happened. END Every Friday my Chem teacher reads them to us, there are some pretty funny ones, but this one stuck in my mind. Goals: 80/80 Range, 75/90 Strength, 77/85 Attack, 64/76 Fishing and crafting 31k natures (o.O)
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