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LOL this is funny!

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lol i was in the desert and i needed to carpet travel and all so i got down tocarpet guy south of pollivineach and examined him and guess wut it said..........a man who deals in rugs...........this cracked me up how about u dudes

 

 

 

 

 

*edit* in fact every1 post funny examines here!!!!!!!!!

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click my sig for my blog!!!

Thanks everyone for the sigs they pwn!

No. Why should i give presents for someone in rs?

Most selfish thing I've ever heard

lol thats pretty funny.

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Anyone who wants to add to me. Please DO I get bored. :D

Oh yes, so hilarious. My sides are hurting. I need to go to the emergency room.

 

 

 

...I personally think thats just a coincidence, i doubt jagex was thinking of that when they made it. But funny. :)

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lol i agree i dont think jagex were thinking of that but hey

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click my sig for my blog!!!

Thanks everyone for the sigs they pwn!

No. Why should i give presents for someone in rs?

Most selfish thing I've ever heard

I lvoe reading the examines like that. I'm sure there are oudles of topics about the examines and what not. Take a look, some are real good. (Try the Search to find them, it's hard to copy & paste urls...)

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A thread has been posted with the same topic already.

 

 

 

The search button is your friend

A thread has been posted with the same topic already.

 

 

 

The search button is your friend

 

 

 

 

 

The search button isn't my friend. I hate him and i'll never click on him! Never! hes....gay....

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But he does deal in rugs...

Pier pressure?

I can just see you being threatened by a wharf or jetty because you're a teleporter. Yes, I can see a large wooden wharf uprooting itself from the shore, walking over to you and slapping you in the back of the head for teleporting.

:lol:

am i the only person who doesnt get this? i also examined him a while back and thought nothing of it...i mean what else does a man surrounded by carpets do?

 

oh waaaaaait...i just grew a dirty mind and i think i get it now :oops:

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Empire Mind:Nbk killed your clan.

NATURAL BORN KILLERS

JUST LIKE THAT

am i the only person who doesnt get this? i also examined him a while back and thought nothing of it...i mean what else does a man surrounded by carpets do?

 

oh waaaaaait...i just grew a dirty mind and i think i get it now :oops:

 

 

 

hmm, I still don't get it. Anyone care to explain? English isn't my first laguage...

18/22 skills at or better than 60.

1300+ skill total.

Barrows:Torag's Helm x2, Guthan's Helm, Guthan's Warspear, Dharok's Greataxe, died to dharok, Guthan's Platebody, Ahrim's Hood. All in a total of 104 runs.

am i the only person who doesnt get this? i also examined him a while back and thought nothing of it...i mean what else does a man surrounded by carpets do?

 

oh waaaaaait...i just grew a dirty mind and i think i get it now :oops:

 

 

 

hmm, I still don't get it. Anyone care to explain? English isn't my first laguage...

 

 

 

English is my first language and I don't understand either :? Could it maybe be that if spoken aloud it sounds similar to "Deals in drugs"?

yeah wtf are u guys on about, wats funny?

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my favorite one...... in our houses, u can put a small imp in your garden for a pond....

 

 

 

when you build it, it looks like the imp is peeing in the pond, and when you examine him, it says something to the effect of "what a naughty imp"

 

 

 

:lol:

127 Combat

73 Construction

1913 Skill Total

If it's what I'm thinking about, it'll probs be locked :P..

 

 

 

If it's not, and it's "Deals in Drugs" ...what's so funny? :S

92/99 Fishing | 119/120 Combat | 92/99 Firemaking | 94/99 Fletching | 1878/1900 Total | 85/85 Slayer | 80/80 Prayer

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am i the only person who doesnt get this? i also examined him a while back and thought nothing of it...i mean what else does a man surrounded by carpets do?

 

oh waaaaaait...i just grew a dirty mind and i think i get it now :oops:

 

 

 

hmm, I still don't get it. Anyone care to explain? English isn't my first laguage...

 

 

 

English is my first language and I don't understand either :? Could it maybe be that if spoken aloud it sounds similar to "Deals in drugs"?

 

 

 

lol that makes much more sense than what i was thinking lol

 

what i thought had something to do with collars and cuffs...if you dont understand that then your too young.

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Empire Mind:Nbk killed your clan.

NATURAL BORN KILLERS

JUST LIKE THAT

My thought was to do with women... :P

92/99 Fishing | 119/120 Combat | 92/99 Firemaking | 94/99 Fletching | 1878/1900 Total | 85/85 Slayer | 80/80 Prayer

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ok... that means my sig still remains true... \'

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.... its not funny, well to someone with a sense of humour like a 2 year old :twisted:

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.... its not funny, well to someone with a sense of humour like a 2 year old :twisted:

 

 

 

so true :roll:

(Quit: tallest please come to the death altar, give me 1,337,000,000 gp, a golden tinderbox, and a spade, also steal one of zidanes phats and give it to me.

ok... that means my sig still remains true... \'

 

 

 

Heh, when I started reading it I thought it was going to say "smells like fish" we need to find a examine that says that.

 

 

 

Welcome to RuneScape.

 

Smells like fish in here.

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