August 12, 200619 yr (Note: as more evidence is gathered, it shall be added right before the last fact) I have a belief that one day, squirrels will become one of the great races of runescape. If this is the wrong forum to discuss this theory, I will copy and paste to where it is supposed to be :) Why squirrels over all other animal species (with the exception of monkeys)? I invite you to consider the following... FACT: Squirrels are capable of wielding potentially lethal weapons (see Figure 1) Figure 1 FACT: Squirrels are clearly capable of changing species with minimal effort. FACT: Squirrels cannot be killed by any player or NPC. They must therefore possess invincibility and/or immortality. FACT: Squirrels can only be found near the body altar, an inexhaustible source of magic used in curses. They never venture far from the altar, and must therefore be intricately tied to its magical energies. FACT: NPC's around the squirrels have very strange temperaments. A monk will heal you back to health mere seconds after you viciously assault him or one of his fellow monks, knowing full well that you are likely to try to kill him next. A barbarian will challenge you to a deathmatch if you so much as attempt to make friendly conversation, knowing that 99.999% of the time, he/she will lose. Dwarves...do I really have to explain how insane these people are? Anyway, the point is, squirrels clearly have an influence on these characters' mental facilities that causes them to behave so erratically. FACT: Some species of squirrel can hold up to 32 nuts at once in their cheeks alone. Your pathetic backpack can only hold up to 28 items. (Credit goes to fgfuyfyuiuy0 on that one) FACT: Squirrels like nuts. They must therefore posess great intelligence, since they prefer the company of the mentally insane (who will never be believed if the squirrels accidentally reveal a few secrets) over the company of credible people. This level of intelligence has the potential to build a civilization that rivals that of ape atoll. Need more proof? Despite the effort and observation I have put into trying to reveal the truth, how many of you actually believe me? If you are one of the people who do not, your denial only strengthens the last fact :P Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
August 12, 200619 yr wow free to play must be really boring.... anyways very well thought out but i doubt we have anything to worry about(dramatic pause) for now>_> Previously known as Monkeybeast0.
August 12, 200619 yr You catch the squirrel with a net. You cook it. You eat the squirrel. Tastes like chicken. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.
August 12, 200619 yr Yes! The squirrels and the penguins will join forces and take over Gielnor (Runescape)! I'm currently making a quest in which this happens. You've actually made good points. Also, the squirrels are near the wilderness, that might mean something. Another thing is that they're near the "strange ritual" place. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
August 13, 200619 yr FACT:Squirrels can fit lotsa nuts in their cheeks, meaning they must have advanced technology breaking time & space...And have really big cheeks! Quality posting at its finest.
August 13, 200619 yr LOL. Let me say it again! LOL. By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( .
August 13, 200619 yr FACT: Squirrels like nuts. They must therefore posess great intelligence, since they prefer the company of the mentally insane (who will never be believed if the squirrels accidentally reveal a few secrets) over the company of credible people. This level of intelligence has the potential to build a civilization that rivals that of ape atoll. Need more proof? Despite the effort and observation I have put into trying to reveal the truth, how many of you actually believe me? If you are one of the people who do not, your denial only strengthens the last fact :P :lol:
August 13, 200619 yr That was absolutely brilliant :D This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
August 13, 200619 yr lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar!
August 13, 200619 yr Yes! The squirrels and the penguins will join forces and take over Gielnor (Runescape)! I'm currently making a quest in which this happens. You've actually made good points. Also, the squirrels are near the wilderness, that might mean something. Another thing is that they're near the "strange ritual" place. penguins rock socks off!!!!!! penguins will overthrow the squirrels eventually......
August 13, 200619 yr Omg like there invading real life aswell! but on-topic, i think Jagex did a picture of a sqiggle (how i call them lol) becuase 1 of the mods like them i think. Agaisn't pures
August 13, 200619 yr ^^ aw that picture is so cute. :P back to rs, i guess. it's been 4 months. RSN:P H Osho <- gonna start on him soon, fresh.
August 13, 200619 yr FACT: Squirrels like nuts. They must therefore posess great intelligence, since they prefer the company of the mentally insane (who will never be believed if the squirrels accidentally reveal a few secrets) over the company of credible people. This level of intelligence has the potential to build a civilization that rivals that of ape atoll. :lol: Ex-Runescaper
August 13, 200619 yr When squrriels take over runescape they will be rided dragons.And nothing will stand in thier way. I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-
August 13, 200619 yr sssssshhhhhh fools we don't want them to know we are talking about them and fear their wrath!! :ohnoes: My advice, convert to squirrelism now! I have :thumbsup: 98% of all people are acctually crocodiles in disguise. If you are one of the 2% that arn't paste this in your signature. Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space!
August 13, 200619 yr ^^Lol, penguins live in Antartica and the southern hemisphere, and polar bears live in the Arctic and northern hemisphere. Anyways, penguins are taking over the world. They've already invaded many zoos and aquariums. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
August 13, 200619 yr Silence, knave! The supreme commander has warned you! The truth is not to be known. Only the chosen humans can know of the master squirrel plan. I am afraid I shall have to report you, I only pray that the commander spares your life... And kajeeep, if you are lucky, the brotherhood of human-squirrels may accept you...
August 13, 200619 yr the person who wrote this was just assasined by the penguin army...do you really want to be next?
August 14, 200619 yr Author BAH!!! OFF THE SQUIRREL CONSPIRACY THREAD, PENGUIN SUPPORTERS! I HEREBY BANISH THEE! :evil: ...actually I'd like to see the penguin supporters post conspiracy theory threads of their own. Perhaps we could have a debate to see which is the superior race (squirrel people don't let me down :pray: ) Oh, and don't hesitate to post your own theories and/or evidence about squirrels. They need more publicity than just a handful of lunatics -.- Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
August 14, 200619 yr Why not have the squirrels team up with the penguins and take over Runescape? But, one of the groups will get greedy and attempt to kill the other group. But which one? I'll attempt to make my own thread...maybe... Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
August 14, 200619 yr squirrels also have to abiltiy to manipulate minds with their cuteness that's how they get their peanuts from old ladys on benches at the park! :ohnoes:
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