ok, this is how it works! u pretend to write a letter to postie pete, ask a few questions and stuff. then the next person ANSWERS the letter AND writes their own letter to postie pete, for the next player to answer. if u don't have a clue on wat the letter is talking about, just write random stuff. they do it all the time in the real postie pete letters... u don't have to write a serious answer, if u don't want to...

 

 

 

the answer to the one above me: nothing

 

 

 

ok, here's mine:

 

 

 

dear lady keli,

 

how are you? i have a few questions i want to ask you:

 

 

 

1. how did you get out of the cupboard i put you in?

 

 

 

2. when i try to talk to you, you say something like " you tricked me, guards kill him!!! ", but when i stand right in front of you, you don't do anything. why is that?

 

 

 

3. i saved prince ali, but you seem to have captured him again, how did you do it?

 

 

 

plz answer mine weirdly! :thumbsup:

1. With a solution involving ritual dancing, yellow mustard and a canary. Don't ask.

 

 

 

2. I lost my contacts.

 

 

 

3. See answer one.

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Tramp near the Black Arm hideout,

 

 

 

1. How did you lose your money?

 

 

 

2. How do you know about the Black Arm?

 

 

 

3. Are you single?

1. how else! do u think i droped it?! someone pickpocketed me!

 

 

 

2. duh! they were the people who stole my money in the first place!!

 

 

 

3. y would u ask that, when my money is being stolen?!?!

 

 

 

dear prince ali:

 

how could u?!?! after i saved u!!! how could u get captured so easily?!?! :evil:

its not my fault really she keeps doing that mustard, canary, rain dance thing and i get teleported right back in the cell. my army is working to find a way to get me out of this cell forever

 

 

 

dear giants,dragon, and demons,

 

 

 

how do you all feel about jagex updating your looks without your permission? whats it like to actually put fear in peoples hearts now that your all scary? and to the hill giants: when do you guys plan on shaving?

we feel very happy for the change,WE DONT WANNA SHAVE!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

dear al kaharid guards,

 

 

 

how do you know when its me passing through the gates and not someone with the same stuff as me????

it's simple, no one else has a face as ugly as yours

 

 

 

dear guards outside city gates/walls,

 

1. why do you keep catching me when i try to pickpocket you?

 

2. why do you let people kill you so easily?

 

3. why are you so bad at keeping the city safe?

1. coz my feel/touch senses r super sonic

 

2. coz i suck at fighting

 

3. coz i suck at fighting

 

 

 

dear hill giant

 

 

 

1. y, if ur name is 'hill', do u liv underground

 

2. how come ur so weak and u hardly kill any1

 

3. how did u just evolve from weird to massive in a short space of time(update)

1.beacuse we was chased off hills by puny humans

 

 

 

2.hill giants were once a mighty race but all our bestest fighters were killed by humans and we never got good and killing again

 

 

 

3.what does "evolve" mean? if you mean how we changed form so quickly it was because of a spell cast my the mage gower and his group of wizards known as JaGeX

 

 

 

Dear Baby Blue Dragon

 

why do you always attack me when i'm trying to range the adult blue dragons?

wah!! wahhh!!! u try to kill my mommy!!! wah!!!! u horrible person!!! :cry:

 

 

 

dear deadly red spiders:

 

 

 

y r u called "deadly" red spiders, when u don't kill anybody? people come to ur layer just so that they can take ur red spider eggs. how does it feel that people only pay attention to ur eggs? :-s

(Off-topic: I'm bumping an old thread! Cool!)

 

 

 

Excuse me? We are deadly until the lesser demons came and raided our space! Then they took the 'deadly' from my race! Sad really, you people only eye our eyes to create some 'potion' for some weird purposes we don't understand!

 

 

 

 

 

Dear bandits from the bandit camp,

 

 

 

Why are you all in the wilderness? Is it because your scared of guards from the mainland and what not? Why did you keep the chef who makes pizza there? Why are you so weak when your in the wilderness? I suggest you all to train yourselves better as to protect yourselves without being called "weaklings".

dear ash-two,

 

 

 

We'd love to train, but we are to scared to leave our unpettarble camp! as for the cook, his pizzas taste good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Black knighs in the Black Knights fortress,

 

 

 

How come when I enter the meeting room, your all acting tough and trying to kill me till I send you to Hades for the fith time then you go cower in a corner? and why do the ones outside try to hit me when I stand on a mountian well out of range? and why do your guard continuosly let me in when they knwo I'm the one who recked your potion, I'm with the White Knights of Falador, and I'm only there to kill you?

Dear speedy_petey, so you are a white knight eh? Sorry, I've no interest in talking to you since you're my rival knight.

 

 

 

Dear Mysterious Old Man, how come you will never duel me? I mean, I really LIKE duelling, but you never duel me, before I get chance to ask you you teleport away? Please answer as soon as possible.

 

 

 

~Blaziken

 

 

 

NOTE: A black knight wouldn't reply if he knew it was a white knight so I am specific.

Dear TheBlazikenMaster,

 

I'm too busy. I will not say any more because I'm too busy.

 

 

 

From,

 

The Mysterious Old Man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear King Aurther,

 

Why do I need level 7 magic to do Merlin's Crystal? I didn't use any magic in the quest! Also, if your a king, why don't you sit on a throne.

 

 

 

From,

 

Gogogopie

1. don't question the king!!!

 

 

 

 

 

and dear leo the gravedigger,

 

 

 

1.i've been burying bones till i got up 30 levels and you never shwoed up why is that?

 

 

 

2.why don't you do the digging yourself?

1. Because you are obviously an autoer, I never show up for autoers.

 

2. Because I get too emotional.

 

 

 

 

 

Dear frogs wanting me to kiss your princess,

 

Can you stop following me?

1. NO!!!!

 

 

 

and dear frog princess

 

1. Why do you make so many guys kiss you?

 

 

 

2. why do you turn guys into frogs if they don't kiss you?

 

they just don't like you if they don't kiss you

Hrmpt, human, how pathetic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear gyroman25, I do it because I want to be turned back to a man. And for the second question, I don't care how disguisting it is, I simply MUST be back to a human, yes, I don't care about people, I might be impolite, but I don't care about humans, they must learn to NOT DO what they want, I don't care at all about opinions of humans, so I change them into a frog.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Frog Princess

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Fur Trader, can you please stop going outside this house? I mean it get a DVD player or something. You must STOP go outside and telling us thieves to get our hands off there. We need this fur more than you do, so do us a favour and STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~The Blaziken Master

 

 

 

~Frog Princess

 

 

 

Dear Fur Trader, can you please stop going outside this house? I mean it get a DVD player or something. You must STOP go outside and telling us thieves to get our hands off there. We need this fur more than you do, so do us a favour and STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~The Blaziken Master

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You didn't ask anything I can really answer. No questions anyway. Except - no.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Luthas,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Why do you stand inside all day with going outside although you are supposed to work on the banana plantation?

 

 

 

2. How do you open the crate?

 

 

 

3. What does the customs officer do during the night?

Dear Luthas,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Why do you stand inside all day with going outside although you are supposed to work on the banana plantation?

 

 

 

2. How do you open the crate?

 

 

 

3. What does the customs officer do during the night?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.because i get a bunch of noo... i mean nice people to do it for me..

 

 

 

2.I open it by doing that mustard,canary rain dance thing (dont ask)...

 

 

 

3.whats night time?