Hi,

 

 

 

I like to collect ridiculous sayings, that are full of common sense. :D

 

 

 

I have collected most (if not all) of these sayings from people's sigs on tip it. So if you see a saying you have, or used to have, in your sig, you can post and claim it. Here they are:

 

 

 

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make your opponent die for his. ~George S Patton~

 

 

 

If pro is the opposite of con, shouldn't progress be the opposite of congress? ~Unclaimed~

 

 

 

Grrrr... can't think of anymore... probably becuase I'm so tired. I'll post many more tommorow, keep yours coming!

"Thank God I'm an atheist"

 

 

 

That one totally blew me up. :thumbsup:

It's so easy to be wise, just think of something stupid and say the opposite.

Ha -- I like that last one. Not heard that before.

 

 

 

I don't really have anything good to add, though. Hmm. Whatever: Before you consider insulting someone, always try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still feel like it, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

Ha -- I like that last one. Not heard that before.

 

 

 

I don't really have anything good to add, though. Hmm. Whatever: Before you consider insulting someone, always try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still feel like it, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

 

 

 

I remember that quote.. hah. My friend used to say it and for the longest of times it confused the hell out of me >_<. It only seemingly clicked one day.

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make your opponent die for his. ~Unclaimed~

 

 

 

George S. Patton.

 

 

 

If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy.

 

Insanity is just a state of mind.

 

Never insult seven men when all you have is a six-shooter.

 

 

 

I love M*A*S*H.

"The ability to quote is a crude but serviceable subsitute for wit."

 

- W. Somerset Maugham

"The ability to quote is a serviceable subsitute for wit."

 

- W. Somerset Maugham

 

 

 

Haha, irony... :lol:

"If 'SO and so' were alive today, they'd be turning their grave"

Does this count? :-k

 

 

 

'He who cannot bring home the bacon, must be content with cabbage.'

 

~Danish Proverb

It's so easy to be wise, just think of something stupid and say the opposite.

 

 

 

That's my MSN name lol..

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling the tail a leg doesn't make it a leg." ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

"Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you from experience."

"Always stretch your imagination to its fullest potential...and if that doesn't work, just make something up."

"Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you from experience."

 

 

 

Oh? The version I heard was 'nevr ergue with idiots theirl only drag u down 2 their lvl then beat u with ixprns'

 

 

 

Lol...

"Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you from experience."

 

 

 

 

 

i had that, but slightly different wording, as my MSN for ages lol.

 

 

 

"make something idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot"

If every car in the world was lined up end to end, then some idiot would try to pass them.

 

Don't drink the pickle juice until the pickles are gone

sex is like air, its not that important until you're not getting any

 

 

 

 

 

lol if the first word is censored, it begins with an "s" and ends with an "x"

No one is a virgin because life screws everyone. =D>

you laugh because im different, i laugh because your all the same.