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If you could have the right to one patent

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What would you choose.

 

 

 

I would probably choose microsoft :oops:

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I'd patent life.

 

 

 

hehe...

I'd patent life.

 

 

 

hehe...

 

 

 

What would you do? Shoot everyone who doesnt pay you to have kids? l :roll: hehe

 

 

 

If I could patent one thing that wasnt life or air or anything we all need it'd be the process of making hydrogen into fuel or whatever. I think that will get people places...literally and figuratively.

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Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!

Edit-Lp, pick a damn sig already.

 

 

 

He's using a random image script, which cycles through all the sigs he has selected, hes not just changing them every few seconds :P

 

 

 

Eh, what would i patent... The transistor perhaps? Every modern day piece of electronics these days uses them.

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You can't get a patent on Microsoft, hahaha. The company's creations are protected by copyright laws, yes, but the company itself is no idea. And a patent can be demanded on ideas only.

 

If you find a new metal, for example, you can't patent it. But you can patent new ways to mine, for example.

 

 

 

If I were to have a patent: the right to get others to remain silent ;)

 

Naa, I would want the patent on a new type of energy that I yet have to invent ::'

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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a common word such as "a" or "the" :lol:

I'd patent life.

 

 

Unfortunately some forms of genetically engineered life are already being patented. :(

When they eventually figure out how to create dark matter, I want to have the patent to that. :P Because it would make me richer then anyone else in the world, and I would be the 'hero' of the world. :D

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Me doing staff.

Question: Does the patented object have to exist already? Cause I'd go for a cold fusion machine.

the russians are the best! Hands down!
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You can't get a patent on Microsoft, hahaha. The company's creations are protected by copyright laws, yes, but the company itself is no idea. And a patent can be demanded on ideas only.

 

If you find a new metal, for example, you can't patent it. But you can patent new ways to mine, for example.

 

 

 

If I were to have a patent: the right to get others to remain silent ;)

 

Naa, I would want the patent on a new type of energy that I yet have to invent ::'

 

 

 

In that case, patent DOS.

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You can't get a patent on Microsoft, hahaha. The company's creations are protected by copyright laws, yes, but the company itself is no idea. And a patent can be demanded on ideas only.

 

If you find a new metal, for example, you can't patent it. But you can patent new ways to mine, for example.

 

 

 

If I were to have a patent: the right to get others to remain silent ;)

 

Naa, I would want the patent on a new type of energy that I yet have to invent ::'

 

 

 

In that case, patent DOS.

 

 

 

And while you're at it, patent the personal computer. :D

the russians are the best! Hands down!
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You can't get a patent on Microsoft, hahaha. The company's creations are protected by copyright laws, yes, but the company itself is no idea. And a patent can be demanded on ideas only.

 

If you find a new metal, for example, you can't patent it. But you can patent new ways to mine, for example.

 

 

 

Well if I can't patent it can I get 51% of the stock, giving me executive power of the whole board of directors and aprx. $20 billion USD in one fell swoop? Because I'd be down for that.

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to.

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Water.

 

Yeah, that would be mean, but I'm a capitalist monster. ::'

 

Damn thats cold.

 

 

 

 

 

What about religion? Man thats wrong but....$$

 

 

 

I couldn't imagine the amount of money you could make off religion. And it's easy money too. :twisted:

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Me doing staff.

lol lets stop talking about that before damnation :( That reminds me of something, i took a "what circle of hell are you going to test" and when I answered honestly i got 9th :( And then when I went through and answered it all like an evil person I got 7th....Crap... :(

lol lets stop talking about that before damnation :( That reminds me of something, i took a "what circle of hell are you going to test" and when I answered honestly i got 9th :( And then when I went through and answered it all like an evil person I got 7th....Crap... :(

 

 

 

i remember stopping mephistopheles in the 8th hell from creating a tenth hell so he could be the ultimate ruler of hell. in a neverwinter nights, of course.

 

 

 

patenting windows vista would be nice right now, get a lot of money from that here soon.

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Coke.

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You can't get a patent on Microsoft, hahaha. The company's creations are protected by copyright laws, yes, but the company itself is no idea. And a patent can be demanded on ideas only.

 

If you find a new metal, for example, you can't patent it. But you can patent new ways to mine, for example.

 

 

 

Well if I can't patent it can I get 51% of the stock, giving me executive power of the whole board of directors and aprx. $20 billion USD in one fell swoop? Because I'd be down for that.

 

 

 

Sure, just ask Bill. Stab him if he doesn't listen, you're good at that ;)

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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koalas. they taste like koala

DinoSAUR!!! Flying through la-ZERS!!!! Pchu! Pchuu! (Try running around in wal mart or something screaming this)

blackbox flight recorder 8-)

 

 

 

China alone would set you up for life :P No matter about commercial airlines.

What about religion? Man thats wrong but....$$

 

 

 

I couldn't imagine the amount of money you could make off religion. And it's easy money too. :twisted:

 

 

 

The Pope and a few other dudes already own that one.

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