September 29, 201213 yr Fired from Forum Games for constant derailing and not being more imaginitive Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
September 29, 201213 yr Fired from The Wall for falling asleep on the job. I don't know which wall, though. Some angry judge-looking guy just paid me $20 to tell you that. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 29, 201213 yr Fired for being a bribeable "enforcer" of the law. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
September 30, 201213 yr Fired from godhood for teaching man the secrets of fire... Namely, lighting people on fire and hoping they'll learn from it. The other gods weren't cool with that. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
September 30, 201213 yr Well, the last time a god actually taught humans the secret of fire, he was chained to a rock and sentenced to have a bird eat his liver every day. I'll take being fired thanks. Fired from the playboy mansion for spilling water on the wrong place. The girls fine, the dude's white shorts, not so much. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
October 1, 201213 yr Fired from the Ninja Academy for being too outrageous. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc]
October 1, 201213 yr Fired from Pirate University for being too subtle. Yar. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
October 5, 201213 yr Author You're fired from the white house for expecting that guy to be the next president. By that guy I mean the guy in your siggy.
October 8, 201213 yr You're Fired from 'Impersonal Bans, Inc.' for letting a personal issue spill out into the "You're Banned" game thread. :mad: ~D. V. "Just waking this game back up..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
October 9, 201213 yr Fired from Carpentry for not handling Alg's stock of wood well. He really needed that stool to sit on.
October 9, 201213 yr Fired as a watchmaker for using garnet instead of quartz. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
October 10, 201213 yr You're Fired from 'WatchMakings, Inc.' for making mechanical watches with no digital synchronization abilities, as well as making them spit out chess pieces every time someone tries to wear them. :wall: ~D. V. "They ain't supposed to smack people in the face!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
October 10, 201213 yr Fired from Nostalgia Co. for suggesting new watches are better than the old-timely ones.
October 11, 201213 yr You're fired from human resources for thinking your job meant "use humans as resources". I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
October 12, 201213 yr You're Fired from The Sleep Center for keeping people awake! :shock: ~D. V. "an insomnia case..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
October 12, 201213 yr Fired from the Wolf Pack for trying to pack wolves in one area and accidentally suffocating them.
October 12, 201213 yr Also fired from the Wolf Pack for trying to emulate The Hangover with a bunch of your co-workers. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
October 12, 201213 yr You're fired from Vampire Killers, Inc. for breaking all of Alucard's equipment. :shame: ~D. V. "What are you trying to do? Let the Evil Count Dracula win?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
October 16, 201213 yr You're fired from an acting troupe for suggesting that you should perform The King in Yellow at the Globe theater. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
October 17, 201213 yr You're fired because Im gettin' too old for these new forum layout changes. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
October 18, 201213 yr You're Fired from Flying Donkeys Inc. for taking a rocket off of a spaceship and strapping it to a donkey, then turning it on and allowing a gross amount of chaos to break loose. That company only specializes in making spaceships/airships fly, not animals! :eek: ~D. V. "Fwoosh... Hee-Haw!... BOOM!" Devnull (p.s.: You may notice I also signed another post with that one... This seemed a rare opportunity for doing just that...) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)
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