Fired from the Onomatopoeia Order for not coming up with more whacky onomatopoeia.

 

Shibobity wiggle woggity

You're Fired from the Soul Society's Thirteen Court Guard Companies because Getsuga Tenshō!!! :twisted:

 

 

<*looks over at where Naive was standing... they're no longer present, but a large ditch was left in their place...*>

 

Don't worry, he'll respawn in a day or two... :P

 

 

~D. V. "Temporary Bleach'ing As Humor..." Devnull

 

 

(p.s.: The special text is linked... If you want to know the translation, go follow it. I really wouldn't know how to pack it all in anyway.)

 

(p.p.s.: Thanks for enabling me to use this one twice...)

You're fired from the laundromat for spilling bleach on everything, and because your giant sword collection scared away the customers.

You're fired from the Laundromat as well for spilling way too much Fabric Softener all over everyone's elastic-type pants and such, causing all those elastic-assisted articles of clothing to not stay in the correct places on the respective bodies of their owners. :twss:

 

~D. V. "That's trouble³, compared to me!!!" Devnull

As long as we're throwing references around in here...

 

Fired from the Blades of the Darkmoon for not being okay with sweet sweet vigilante justice.

Fired from LinkMasters Inc. because I won't click that link due to an unrecognized domain. :?

 

~D. V. "Hold the URL! That ain't familiar!" Devnull

Fired from Rational Writing for using Plotkai earlier.

Fired from Rational Writing as well for using words like 'Plotkai' that not everyone knows! :shame:

 

 

~D. V. "Now, pardon me while I go get a dictionary." Devnull

Fired from ThreadPosters, inc. For foiling all attempts to explain or not explain various firings.

 

~ A. L. "Some references are just too obscure for Wikipedia." G

Fired from Wikimedia Corp. for creating Wikipedia pages on things that didn't meet a minimum level of notability. :eek:

 

 

~D. V. "There goes a bunch of less notable info assemblies..." Devnull

Fired from the bakery for selling hot dogs. Hot dogs? Are you out of your mind? Look around you, we sell bread, cakes and stuff that you bake hence the reason why it's called a bakery. We don't sell hot dogs, so if you wanna sell hot dogs go somewhere else, please.

Fired from the museum for stealing the art.

Fired from the Flying [kitty]foot staff for not being badass enough.

 

The censor ruined my awesome reference ;-;

You're fired from the company that censors stuff for complaining about being censored.

You're Fired from that Censoring Co. as well for not helping to fix bad censorings. :notalk:

 

 

~D. V. "I bet you didn't see this one coming..." Devnull

And I'm firing myself from Anti-PageStealers Inc. for stealing both the end of one page and the subsequential start of another! :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Enjoying pwning myself for once..." Devnull

Fired from human resources by yourself, for firing yourself.

You're Fired from CountMasters Inc. for not keeping the counters in the titles of at least two threads we both play in reasonably up-to-date. <_<

 

~D. V. "It was going to come up sooner or later, just as soon as I realized it." Devnull

Fired from the Bakery for ripping off the Girl Scouts and stealing their cookies.

You're fired from the cookie shop for letting the cookie monster eat all the cookies.

 

What the hell is wrong with you? Those cookies were meant for PAYING customers, not thieves.

Fired from Apple for preferring oranges.

You're Fired from Samsung for preferring iOS over Android. :razz:

 

 

~D. V. "Silly + Fan = Me" Devnull

Fired from Sesame Street for not cooking Big Bird properly.

You're Fired from Sesame Street for wanting to kill Big Bird and eat them. Heck, you're double-fired for deciding to make me cook them while holding a gun to my head, and on a day when I wouldn't want the headache caused by my personal shield protecting me from the bullet impact against it. :blink:

 

~D. V. "And you wonder why I didn't cook Big Bird so well..." Devnull

Fired from the police because you were two days from retirement. Believe me, it's better that way.