You're fired from the bug shop for being a bug exterminator.

 

EDIT: I was ninja'd but doesn't matter, that's what's so awesome about this game, most of the times the fire could apply to anyone.

Edited January 9, 201313 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan

You're Fired from the Sharpshooter Camp for being a Firebug-class. :evil:

 

~D. V. "You weren't supposed to be getting your flame on there..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Killing Floor references abound here...)

You're fired from an elementary school as a janitor for not doing your job and caring more about what's happening in the classes than about cleaning up the school.

Fired from the water gym for using nothing but fire-types.

You're fired from the same gym for thinking that Ferrothorn is a fire-type.

 

Granted, it's still not a water type, but at least have the right reason to fire me.

You're Fired (and banned) from the Elite Four for killing Professor Oak. The police will be after you shortly, and Officer Jenny is all too likely to kick you where it would hurt a lot. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Run, run, run, as fast as you can..." Devnull

You're fired from same for firing the wrong guy.

 

The real murderer is still on loose. And you let him escape, you idiot.

Fired from the Nice Guys Club for calling someone else a rude name. <_<

 

 

~D. V. "Aiming for gentler firings..." Devnull

Fired from the Torturer's Union for being gentle. That's just not good for our image, I mean, think of all the bake sales that we'll have to run to make up for all of the customers that little act of kindness cost us.

You're fired from the Coca-Cola company for attempting to make the secret ingredients public.

You're Fired from the 53rd Company because we're on page 54 now. :razz:

 

 

~D. V. "Page-turner joke..." Devnull

You're fired from a gun shop for not following the new policy we introduced last week.

 

Pay attention to important things like that.

Fired from the spaceship Serenity for not giving a damn about your leader, Captain Malcolm Reynolds. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "How to toss the universe in an instant..." Devnull

Fired from a pizzeria for using food oil on the pizzas.

Also fired from the pizzeria because that's one of the ingredients for the dough he was making.

Fired from the dimir for refusing the mind wipe in order to help keep our information hidden. We still mind wiped you anyways, and made you forget entirely about the dimir.

 

...

 

Except for this conversation. Er.... shit.

 

*mind wipe*

You're Fired from Oracle for leaving a giant hole in one of the latest Java versions. :evil:

 

~D. V. "Ticked off over bad programming's hazards..." Devnull

Fired from the different kind of Oracle for not seeing the pink slip coming.

Fired from the thing for doing a thing.

 

...I can't top you firing. It's too perfect. :cry:

You're fired from the pickle-in-a-jar company for making pickles in boxes instead.

You're fired from Star Kist's canning department for putting beef in the tuna cans. :shades:

 

~D. V. "They wanted fishy, not beefy!" Devnull

You're fired from the weekly show for posting here almost a week ago.

You have just been fired from the great pantheons for not living up to your blasphemous boasts.

Fired from the caramel factory for making milk.

 

Milk? What do you think this is? A friggin cow farm?

You're Fired from The Milk Company for making tons of gooey caramel in the factory instead. The whole system is gonna be gummed up for weeks now! :angry:

 

~D. V. "I had to flip this one on its' head eventually... ha ha ha!" Devnull