Stare at her "Assets"

 

That got me my girlfriend. :P

 

"My, how your stock has grown!"

So now that he's edited the OP, it seems this girl isn't even single.

 

 

 

Use my tank suggestion.

 

 

 

Or, you know, forget about it because you'll never get the girl. Even if you do, you'd be breaking up what could be a happy relationship because of it.

Sorry for the spam, i was urged to say this

 

 

 

"If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a * ain't one!"

God, I'm getting so sick of these threads! Ok, the majority of people on this forum are guys but still, they're all aimed at girls and it's really, really annoying!!! URRRRGH I hate them so much!! It's as if you guys think you're the only people on this forum! Which you're not! So how about trying to be SUBTLE?! WE ARE HERE WE DESERVE RESPECT NOT TO BE TREATED LIKE DOLLS!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

*hugs issy*

 

 

 

We're sorry

 

 

 

 

 

*sniffles* it's ok I s'pose...forget my post...ignore it...I attract flaming like a moth to a torch... :cry:

Just get to know her for now. Wait until she's clear, and don't make the same mistake Deloria did (asking out a taken girl).

Next time you see her you stare into her eyes,bold and unflinching and in a steady firm voice you say : 'Linda,my koins are burning for you.Let me lay my head upon you warm breast,Linda,I love you,I want you,the very centre of my being calls out for you!

 

 

 

Or not.

 

 

 

Also dating girls who are already going out with someone is a big :shame:

 

 

 

And a picture of you would certainly help alot.

Nah, that be shakespeare if im not mistaken? and at a stretch id have to hamlet?

 

 

 

anyhoo, do NOT ask her out if shes all ready involved with someone. i did it without knowing and its ruined one of the best frendships ive ever had....

wow seriously if your going to be a man about it HANG OUT WIHT THEM...TALK TO THEM...TRY NOT TO BE ANTI SOCIAL AND PLAY RS2 all the time...jeez.

Hmm, so she is dating somone? That may be a problem? But I guess just talk to her and be yourself..if your not yourself..your gonna look like a complete idiot. Girls are the masters of subtleness and you gotta pick up teh little signals they put out..haha. no but seriously..not kidding yo...just go talk to her. :|

wow griefer knows waht he is talking about like seriously...i was going to say that but he beat it to me...like mind or somethin :S

spit game. dont be shy, be a pimp. 8-)

ohh thanks dude..im glad i know what im talking about. Do I know you? :anxious:

i dont think so...but sound familiar...but seriously you sound like you know teh ladies well xD

yea dude..I get around alot. Cant help it? What about you..do you get all thee ladies?

 

 

 

btw, for some reason you seem familiar likewise. :?

i've been known to please the ladies every now and again...but you must know how to keep them coming ...

yea dude your a true player to please the ladies. I think I've seen you before. Wurr do you live?

ahh some lame town in nebraska too small to be known heh...well il be going post you later?

Yea maybe our paths will cross again..if were lucky...but I'm off to watch tv.. :

I'm pretty sure your praising yourself.

Please don't spam here. If you guys want to talk, do it elsewhere.

 

 

 

Also, since she is taken, why the hell you want her to cheat on her boyfriend.

 

 

 

You'd love it if she was in a relationship with you and she cheats on you wouldn't you? Yes you would, yes you would.

 

 

 

Seriously, she's taken, don't try to take her, unless you believe things like in that "Walk the Line" movie. Cheating ususally won't make you nor the other person happy.

 

 

 

But reference to "Walk the Line". Johny Cash did cheat on his wife, and he ended up happy right?

 

 

 

Best thing you can do is just run into her a lot and talk about whatever you want, or she wants. And hope her boyfriend isn't abusive and beat the living daylights out of you(though you certainly deserve it if you do cheat with his girlfriend).

rose dont even start with me...oh and you better watch what you say to me....you know what im talking about. :

Nah, that be shakespeare if im not mistaken? and at a stretch id have to hamlet?

 

 

 

anyhoo, do NOT ask her out if shes all ready involved with someone. i did it without knowing and its ruined one of the best frendships ive ever had....

 

 

 

Its actually the play blood brothers by Willy Russell which im doing for our school production(over 200 lines to memorise :| ).

 

 

 

Anyways id say the most important thing for you is confidence,also i stand by what i said about lusting over people who are already in an existing relationship.

Nah, that be shakespeare if im not mistaken? and at a stretch id have to hamlet?

 

 

 

Oh man...you've got to be freakin' kidding me.

Use Dalcyte's pattended gaurentee pick up line that never fails.

 

 

 

You:How would you feel if i put a knife to your head?

 

Girl: Wanna go out?

 

You: Yeah!

 

You: Thanks Dalcyte's pattented pick-up lines! Another crisis solved! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Try one of others as well!

 

You:Did it hurt?

 

Girl: What?

 

You: When you got spat up from the fires of hell

 

Girl: Thanks, i'm blushing! Wanna go out?

 

You: Thanks Dalcyte's pattented pick-up lines! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Try it today!

Notes probably aren't the best way to go about telling her

 

 

 

yeah, notes don't work, you know cause you and your friends thought it would be fun to write a note to the girl i like... you guys gave it to her, she saw it wasn't my hand writting and got pissed off at me! so never go with notes! :XD:

 

 

 

Notes, SMS etc are lames't way's to tell a girl how u feel, the best way to tell her is face to face or call to her. Girls appreciate the bravness of the guys who tell their feelings face to face. By sending an SMS, they think that you dont have the guts to talk to her about you're feelings to her. Even a single phone call can make wonders comparing to SMS.