October 24, 200619 yr I was sort of bored, and I'm working on this for school, so I thought, why not ask Tip It OT! I figure, that this crowd is educated enough to know something about the knights. I'll list them: King Arthur- Lancelot- Sir Gawaine-2 Sir Geriant- Sir Galahad-1 Sir Gaheris- Sir Bors- Sir Bedivere-2 Sir Kay-1 Sir Lamorak- Sir Percivale-1 Sir Tristan- I'm going to keep a tally. Also, explain why. BTW there are more, but these are the main ones. Feel free to list of of those if you want. Me doing staff.
October 24, 200619 yr Sir Kay rocks 8-) 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.
October 24, 200619 yr Galahad, because he found the Grail. :lol: Or Perceval (Persival, Parsival, Parszifal, whatever) because I'm more often than not the "fool" being educated at the amusement of others. I sympathize with him. the russians are the best! Hands down!
October 24, 200619 yr Author I like Gawaine, his ability to forgive Lancelot is admirable. Also, Galahad and Lamorak. Me doing staff.
October 25, 200619 yr Percivale was pretty intense. He was a brute in my opinion, but one of my favorites next to Lancelot. ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï(ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâú_o)/ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâï
October 25, 200619 yr Sir Gawain. He ws very classy and admirable. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
October 25, 200619 yr Looks like Sir NotAppearingInThisfilm didn't make it :shame: The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
October 25, 200619 yr Sir Bedivere the wise! : Peasant #1: We have found a witch, may we burn her? Angry Mob: BURN HER! BUUUURN HER!! Sir Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch? Peasant #1: She looks like one! [mob roars in agreement] Sir Bedevere: Bring her forward. "Witch": I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one. "Witch": They dressed me up like this. Angry Mob: No! Nooo! We didn't! We didn't! "Witch": And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. Sir Bedevere: [lifts up the fake nose] Well? Peasant #2: Well, we did do the nose. Sir Bedevere: The nose? Peasant #1: And the hat. But she is a witch! [mob roars in agreement] Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this? Angry Mob: NO! NO! Peasant #2: ... Yes... a bit, a bit. But she has got a wart! Sir Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch? Mr Newt: What, she turned me into a newt. Sir Bedevere: A newt? [pause] Mr Newt: I got better. Peasant 3: BURN HER ANYWAY!!!! [mob roars in agreement] Sir Bedevere: Quiet, quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Angry Mob: There are? Are there? Tell us, tell us! Peasant #1: Do they hurt? Sir Bedevere: Tell me, what do you do with witches? Peasant #3: BURN THEM! [mob roars in agreement] Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn apart from witches? Peasant #2: MORE WITCHES! [Gets slapped] Peasant #1: Wood! Sir Bedevere: So, why do witches burn? [pause] Peasant #3: ... 'Cause they're made of... wood? Sir Bedevere: Good! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant #1: Build a bridge out of her! Sir Bedevere: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Peasant #1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedevere: Tell me, Does wood sink in water? Peasant #2: No, no, it floats. Peasant #3: Throw her into the pond! [mob roars in agreement] Sir Bedevere: No, no. What also floats in water? Peasant #1: Bread. Peasant #2: Apples. Peasant #3: Very small rocks. Peasant #1: Cider. Peasant #2: Gravy. Peasant #3: Cherries. Peasant #1: Mud. Peasant #2: Churches. Peasant #3: Lead! Lead! King Arthur: [has been silent in the background] A duck. [pause] Sir Bedevere: Exactly! So, logically... Peasant #1: ...If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. Sir Bedevere: And therefore? [slight pause] Peasant #1: A WITCH! [mob roars in agreement] The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
October 25, 200619 yr Sir Bedivere the wise! : omg! that story made me lol irl! thats so funny lol, those peasants were so stupid! good story... 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.
October 25, 200619 yr hey Vik, can i change my vote from Sir Kay to Sir Bedivere? i never knew Sir Bedivere was so cool 8-) 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.
October 25, 200619 yr Author hey Vik, can i change my vote from Sir Kay to Sir Bedivere? i never knew Sir Bedivere was so cool 8-) Sure. Done. Me doing staff.
October 25, 200619 yr Well, he isn't a kinight, but I like Merlin. :oops: ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me
October 25, 200619 yr Well, he isn't a kinight, but I like Merlin. :oops: Awwwww... My little kitty cat. ^_^ My favorite was always Gawain. He was the epitome of chivalry, in my opinion.
October 25, 200619 yr Well, he isn't a kinight, but I like Merlin. :oops: Awwwww... My little kitty cat. ^_^ My favorite was always Gawain. He was the epitome of chivalry, in my opinion. If I'm not mistaken, didn't he chop off a womans head?
October 25, 200619 yr Well, he isn't a kinight, but I like Merlin. :oops: Awwwww... My little kitty cat. ^_^ My favorite was always Gawain. He was the epitome of chivalry, in my opinion. If I'm not mistaken, didn't he chop off a womans head? I'm not sure. I think I'm going to look that up... EDIT: I couldn't find anything about it... But, it is likely. There are so many stories, and versions of stories. From what I have heard/read of the King Arthur tales, he was chivalrous, noble, and loyal. For that reason, he still gets my vote.
October 25, 200619 yr lancelot and i think u forgot to add salano, or was he a part of the round table. cant remember
October 25, 200619 yr Sir Bedivere the wise! : omg! that story made me lol irl! thats so funny lol, those peasants were so stupid! good story... : Loved it! Well in all seriousness he was also one of the last Knights alive. When Arthur died, he was the one who returned Excalibur to the Lady of the Lake. O:) The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
October 25, 200619 yr lancelot and i think u forgot to add salano, or was he a part of the round table. cant remember I don't like lancelot. He was a great knight, but had an affair with King Arthur's wife. Ended up fighing Arthur's army with his own. Put me down for Sir Bedevere.
October 25, 200619 yr The killer rabbit will completely own them all with its big nasty teeth. Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.
October 25, 200619 yr The killer rabbit will completely own them all with its big nasty teeth. Oh. My. That was soooo funny!!! I like Bedevere and Tristan because they're both just cool. 8-) :thumbsup:
October 25, 200619 yr Arthur and Bors, but then again the most recent arthurian legend-influenced movie I've last seen is King Arthur :oops: And Bors is quite a redneck too, but he knows how to fight.
October 25, 200619 yr Arthur and Bors, but then again the most recent arthurian legend-influenced movie I've last seen is King Arthur :oops: And Bors is quite a redneck too, but he knows how to fight. Bors is the one that slaughtered hundreds of soldiers on the bridge of a castle of some evil landlord, right? Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.
October 25, 200619 yr The killer rabbit will completely own them all with its big nasty teeth. Launcelot: We have the Holy Hand Grenade. Arthur: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! Monks: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Arthur: [holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] How does it, um-- how does it work? Launcelot: I know not, my liege. Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments! Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother. Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' Brother Maynard: Amen. Knights: Amen. Arthur: Right! One!... Two!... Five! Galahad: Three, sir! Arthur: Three! [Arthur throws the grenade. A chorus of angels sing before it explodes, destroying the rabbit] : The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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