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Cricket: The Ashes, Australia Vs. England

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lol..the first ball of the ashes series was awfull...i had to laugh!

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Yeah, we're getting our bums nicely pasted this year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But for smeg's sake, pick Monty Panesar!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I agree and they have to really think about dropping Steve Harmison.. But really who can they bring into the team... Just have a look at this first over he bowled lol lol :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_CPxVkbpVo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha! that was absulutely awful!

RIP Michaelangelopolous

u can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!

This is by FAR my favorite song:

 

I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome

 

just thought i'd give my props to Mike Hussey for playing so well lately..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hes just come to the Aus test team recently (late 2005ish), played about 10 or so test matches with an avereage so far of around 80.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

seems Mike Hussey really did deserve a spot in the team, just thought id give him a mention.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what do u guys rekon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know why the Aussie selectors didn't pick him earlier.

 

 

 

He is an awesome player, isn't he the top player for both tests and odi's

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I don't know why the Aussie selectors didn't pick him earlier.

 

 

 

He is an awesome player, isn't he the top player for both tests and odi's

Because the aussie selectors are fools sometimes. Took them the loss of the ashes to seriously consider a reshuffle of the Australian team. They've always tried to field the same 11 players, regardless. I think over the last 6 years or something they've had 2 new players to the test side which actually made an impact.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The one-day side is still pretty much the same though :-?

In regards to the second innings of the second test, I went to work expecting a draw or loss. Got home, flicked on the tv and they were on the display saying "11 runs to win" and i'm like "woah :|" damn that was a good feeling ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please...no more...I beg of you! Do not mention the second ashes test! How could we lose it? How? My guess is we went out to bowl over confident. Australia knocked us around the field all day long. Ashley Giles had the chance to catch Ricky Ponting on 38 but he dropped it, then he went on to make a second century! We need a killer performance in the 3rd test if we are going to stand any chance of winning. It's not looking good though :(

 

In regards to the second innings of the second test, I went to work expecting a draw or loss. Got home, flicked on the tv and they were on the display saying "11 runs to win" and i'm like "woah :|" damn that was a good feeling ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please...no more...I beg of you! Do not mention the second ashes test! How could we lose it? How? My guess is we went out to bowl over confident. Australia knocked us around the field all day long. Ashley Giles had the chance to catch Ricky Ponting on 38 but he dropped it, then he went on to make a second century! We need a killer performance in the 3rd test if we are going to stand any chance of winning. It's not looking good though :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeh you'd think England would have won that game. I dont know what went wrong with the poms. But how good is Warnie?

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Please...no more...I beg of you! Do not mention the second ashes test! How could we lose it? How? My guess is we went out to bowl over confident. Australia knocked us around the field all day long. Ashley Giles had the chance to catch Ricky Ponting on 38 but he dropped it, then he went on to make a second century! We need a killer performance in the 3rd test if we are going to stand any chance of winning. It's not looking good though

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how sweet it is when an Englishman admits defeat! condolances mate, now u know how we felt last year... that feeling is almost complete.

as an Aussie, i feel it is my duty to give the poms a hard time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now i'd like to post some jokes about the ashes and welcome you post your own:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

question: what do Geraint Jones (w-k for eng) and Michael Jackson have in common?

 

 

 

answer: they both wear gloves for no apparant reason.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

question: whats the most optimistic thing a pommy batsmen can do

 

 

 

answer 1: wear sunscreen

 

 

 

answer 2: bring a bat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question: what would Glenn McGrath be in the england squad

 

 

 

answer: an all-rounder.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

as an Aussie, i feel it is my duty to give the poms a hard time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now i'd like to post some jokes about the ashes and welcome you post your own:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

question: what do Geraint Jones (w-k for eng) and Michael Jackson have in common?

 

 

 

answer: they both wear gloves for no apparant reason.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

question: whats the most optimistic thing a pommy batsmen can do

 

 

 

answer 1: wear sunscreen

 

 

 

answer 2: bring a bat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question: what would Glenn McGrath be in the england squad

 

 

 

answer: an all-rounder.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Heres one....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you want to hear a cricket joke?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

England

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I still can't figure out how you play cricket. Am I stupid? :?

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how sweet it is when an Englishman admits defeat! condolances mate, now u know how we felt last year... that feeling is almost complete.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah...the difference is we've already been feeling it for the good part of 20 years.

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I still can't figure out how you play cricket. Am I stupid? :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol, not at all, cricket is a hard game to understand, there are soo many rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I started playing cricket when i was 3, so i grew up with the rules, i think it would be quit hard to learn them straight off. If i had no idea what cricket was and was watching a cricket match, i don't think i would learn much. :(

RIP Michaelangelopolous

u can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!

This is by FAR my favorite song:

 

I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome

 

how about we have a show of opinion, ill make a tally:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who would prefer:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Andrew Symonds -------------------------------------- 4

 

 

 

Adam Voges (i think thats him) or; ------------------

 

 

 

Brad Hodge (another good option, id suggest) ------

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for the no. 4 spot in Perth.

Cricket. I've always been so interested in how this game works. I hear it's a lot like baseball. And I lurrrve Baseball :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I have the basics down. You hit the ball, you run to one side, run to the other and if you are inbetween the two lines, and somebody hits the wicket off the posts, you are out. Every time you run and get to the other line safely, you score a point? You can also get out by a batted ball in the air caught?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do I have the basics??

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Cricket. I've always been so interested in how this game works. I hear it's a lot like baseball. And I lurrrve Baseball :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I have the basics down. You hit the ball, you run to one side, run to the other and if you are inbetween the two lines, and somebody hits the wicket off the posts, you are out. Every time you run and get to the other line safely, you score a point? You can also get out by a batted ball in the air caught?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do I have the basics??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hmm, maybe i should make a cricket quide?

RIP Michaelangelopolous

u can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!

This is by FAR my favorite song:

 

I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome

 

 

Cricket. I've always been so interested in how this game works. I hear it's a lot like baseball. And I lurrrve Baseball :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I have the basics down. You hit the ball, you run to one side, run to the other and if you are inbetween the two lines, and somebody hits the wicket off the posts, you are out. Every time you run and get to the other line safely, you score a point? You can also get out by a batted ball in the air caught?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do I have the basics??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hmm, maybe i should make a cricket quide?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. A real basic one. I've tried studying up about the game, but they are all like, in depth. I just wanna know what to do to play the game! :P

 

Cricket. I've always been so interested in how this game works. I hear it's a lot like baseball. And I lurrrve Baseball :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I have the basics down. You hit the ball, you run to one side, run to the other and if you are inbetween the two lines, and somebody hits the wicket off the posts, you are out. Every time you run and get to the other line safely, you score a point? You can also get out by a batted ball in the air caught?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do I have the basics??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hmm, maybe i should make a cricket quide?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That sounds like a great idea, maybe have some youtube links in there too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As for the poll, Andrew Symonds, awesome

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YEH! Andrew Simonds "Roy Roy he's our boy!"

RIP Michaelangelopolous

u can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!

This is by FAR my favorite song:

 

I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome

 

I'd love to see Andrew Symonds play the 3rd test he's such an exciting player to watch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My bet is a 4-1 defeat of England in the series. :)

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Cricket. I've always been so interested in how this game works. I hear it's a lot like baseball. And I lurrrve Baseball :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I have the basics down. You hit the ball, you run to one side, run to the other and if you are inbetween the two lines, and somebody hits the wicket off the posts, you are out. Every time you run and get to the other line safely, you score a point? You can also get out by a batted ball in the air caught?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do I have the basics??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hmm, maybe i should make a cricket quide?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. A real basic one. I've tried studying up about the game, but they are all like, in depth. I just wanna know what to do to play the game! :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll do it tomorow morning! A little tired now and trying to finish Monkey Madness.

RIP Michaelangelopolous

u can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!

This is by FAR my favorite song:

 

I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome

 

I wonder when shane watson will be good to play? anyone know?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dont know really, hopefully, for his sake, its by the next test (melb, boxing day it hink it is) because hes a great cricketer and has plenty of years ahead of him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

good luck to him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but for now, Symo is a great replacement, and i hope he gets the nod for Perth

 

I still can't figure out how you play cricket. Am I stupid? :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol, not at all, cricket is a hard game to understand, there are soo many rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I started playing cricket when i was 3, so i grew up with the rules, i think it would be quit hard to learn them straight off. If i had no idea what cricket was and was watching a cricket match, i don't think i would learn much. :(

I learnt the rules of most physcial games I got involved with from watching ::' Best way to learn.
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how about we have a show of opinion, ill make a tally:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who would prefer:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Andrew Symonds -------------------------------------- 4

 

 

 

Adam Voges (i think thats him) or; ------------------

 

 

 

Brad Hodge (another good option, id suggest) ------

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for the no. 4 spot in Perth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Symonds!...i think i <3: him!

RIP Michaelangelopolous

u can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!

This is by FAR my favorite song:

 

I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome

 

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I still can't figure out how you play cricket. Am I stupid? :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol, not at all, cricket is a hard game to understand, there are soo many rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I started playing cricket when i was 3, so i grew up with the rules, i think it would be quit hard to learn them straight off. If i had no idea what cricket was and was watching a cricket match, i don't think i would learn much. :(

I learnt the rules of most physcial games I got involved with from watching ::' Best way to learn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dark, do you still play rs or did you quit? i know this is offtopic but..argh.

RIP Michaelangelopolous

u can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!

This is by FAR my favorite song:

 

I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome

 

i quit - 4 or so years ago

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