Canadian issues and the Canadian topic!

[gunker1991]

"Canadian Idiot"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot

 

 

 

Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut

 

 

 

And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?

 

 

 

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They all live on donuts and moose meat

 

 

 

And they leave the house without packin' heat

 

 

 

Never even bring their guns to the mall

 

 

 

And you know what else is too funny?

 

 

 

Their stupid Monopoly money

 

 

 

Can't take 'em seriously at all

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export

 

 

 

They treat curling just like it's a real sport

 

 

 

They think their silly accent is so cute

 

 

 

Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sure they got their national health care

 

 

 

Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air

 

 

 

Then again well they got Celine Dion

 

 

 

Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni

 

 

 

And dream of drivin' a Zamboni

 

 

 

All over Saskatchewan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot

 

 

 

Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius

 

 

 

See the map, they're hoverin' right over us

 

 

 

Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Always hear the same kind of story

 

 

 

Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"

 

 

 

Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?

 

 

 

It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'

 

 

 

So quick, before they see it comin'

 

 

 

Time for a pre-emptive strike!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry,I just had to do that :XD:

[Faux]

Nothing offending about that lol

[Poopingman]

Just spent a few days in Canada last week. Whats with the "milk bags"?

[Faux]

Just spent a few days in Canada last week. Whats with the "milk bags"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Less plastic than a jug and makes it so only one bag is exposed to air at a time.

[insane]

 

Just spent a few days in Canada last week. Whats with the "milk bags"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Less plastic than a jug and makes it so only one bag is exposed to air at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's only an Ontario thing though. Afaik at least.

[Faux]

 

 

Just spent a few days in Canada last week. Whats with the "milk bags"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Less plastic than a jug and makes it so only one bag is exposed to air at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's only an Ontario thing though. Afaik at least.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, it's mostly in the eastern part.

[gunker1991]

Question:I'm dutch so whats the whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America-Canada issue?

[insane]

Question:I'm dutch so whats the whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America-Canada issue?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you mean?

[issy2]

 

Question:I'm dutch so whats the whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America-Canada issue?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking for both of us, what the heck has everyone got against Canada?

[darkmage099]

 

 

Question:I'm dutch so whats the whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America-Canada issue?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking for both of us, what the heck has everyone got against Canada?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're jealous.

[gunker1991]

 

Question:I'm dutch so whats the whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America-Canada issue?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On forums I always hear about the Diffrences about Canada and Amerika,why one is better than the other..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wat is so special about Canada?

[Astralinre]

 

 

Question:I'm dutch so whats the whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America-Canada issue?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On forums I always hear about the Diffrences about Canada and Amerika,why one is better than the other..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wat is so special about Canada?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hooray rednecks! :P

[Faux]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hooray rednecks! :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tennessee! :XD:

[speedofsound]

Listen, I got nothing against Canadians, I just love controversy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EH?

[Nadril]

 

 

Question:I'm dutch so whats the whole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America-Canada issue?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking for both of us, what the heck has everyone got against Canada?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's fun to poke fun at 'em.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:oops:

[bagel_love]

 

 

At least we don't have Bush for a president.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right you are there. But the again we can take over all of North America anytime we please. Canada wouldn't put up much of a fight. Horses don't out run jets now do they?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EH?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, Canada doesn't have as much military power as America. Nor does it have as good health care.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What if we have weak military we have other country to help us like we help you

[Who]

Listen, I got nothing against Canadians, I just love controversy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EH?

 

 

 

Must you eh? at everything?

[dangeresque]

There are still cities in Canada, even though they have 10 times less people than america does....and i am not canadian, i am american...but i go there every year \ , what you canadians need to do is get Quebec in line they is wack, they think they are more french than the french! PROOF: anyone know what stop signs say in france...they say "stop"...in Quebec they say "arret".....But for real now, you must make them put up both english and french signs on the roads, why should the rest of canada do it if Quebec doesn't???

[jjrox32]

 

At least we don't have Bush for a president.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

True but harper isn't that much better... #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also thedepressedsquirrel Take your stupid stereotypes elsewhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

True. I'm just going to go with all politicians are idiots.

[jjrox32]

There are still cities in Canada, even though they have 10 times less people than america does....and i am not canadian, i am american...but i go there every year \ , what you canadians need to do is get Quebec in line they is wack, they think they are more french than the french! PROOF: anyone know what stop signs say in france...they say "stop"...in Quebec they say "arret".....But for real now, you must make them put up both english and french signs on the roads, why should the rest of canada do it if Quebec doesn't???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, even Canada hates Quebec. It's more joke material then anything. Think about it: Quebec is a tiny little chunk of Canada. Right now they want to become their own country. LET THEM.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All students now have to learn French in Canada, and it's only used in Quebec! I would rather learn German!

[Lionheart_0]

 

There are still cities in Canada, even though they have 10 times less people than america does....and i am not canadian, i am american...but i go there every year \ , what you canadians need to do is get Quebec in line they is wack, they think they are more french than the french! PROOF: anyone know what stop signs say in france...they say "stop"...in Quebec they say "arret".....But for real now, you must make them put up both english and french signs on the roads, why should the rest of canada do it if Quebec doesn't???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, even Canada hates Quebec. It's more joke material then anything. Think about it: Quebec is a tiny little chunk of Canada. Right now they want to become their own country. LET THEM.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All students now have to learn French in Canada, and it's only used in Quebec! I would rather learn German!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually Quebec is the largest province in all of Canada, and if you want a government job and many other jobs, you have to bilingual.

[jjrox32]

 

 

There are still cities in Canada, even though they have 10 times less people than america does....and i am not canadian, i am american...but i go there every year \ , what you canadians need to do is get Quebec in line they is wack, they think they are more french than the french! PROOF: anyone know what stop signs say in france...they say "stop"...in Quebec they say "arret".....But for real now, you must make them put up both english and french signs on the roads, why should the rest of canada do it if Quebec doesn't???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, even Canada hates Quebec. It's more joke material then anything. Think about it: Quebec is a tiny little chunk of Canada. Right now they want to become their own country. LET THEM.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All students now have to learn French in Canada, and it's only used in Quebec! I would rather learn German!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually Quebec is the largest province in all of Canada, and if you want a government job and many other jobs, you have to bilingual.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya, but it's only 1 of the provinces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know about the billingual thing, you actually need to speak 2 languages to get into some universities.

[Lionheart_0]

 

 

 

There are still cities in Canada, even though they have 10 times less people than america does....and i am not canadian, i am american...but i go there every year \ , what you canadians need to do is get Quebec in line they is wack, they think they are more french than the french! PROOF: anyone know what stop signs say in france...they say "stop"...in Quebec they say "arret".....But for real now, you must make them put up both english and french signs on the roads, why should the rest of canada do it if Quebec doesn't???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, even Canada hates Quebec. It's more joke material then anything. Think about it: Quebec is a tiny little chunk of Canada. Right now they want to become their own country. LET THEM.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All students now have to learn French in Canada, and it's only used in Quebec! I would rather learn German!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually Quebec is the largest province in all of Canada, and if you want a government job and many other jobs, you have to bilingual.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya, but it's only 1 of the provinces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know about the billingual thing, you actually need to speak 2 languages to get into some universities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is new to me. BTW, Quebec has alot of Canada's forests (Hence the soft wood dispute with the states) and many mines. They are important and should stay.

[Aznhuskarl]

 

There are still cities in Canada, even though they have 10 times less people than america does....and i am not canadian, i am american...but i go there every year \ , what you canadians need to do is get Quebec in line they is wack, they think they are more french than the french! PROOF: anyone know what stop signs say in france...they say "stop"...in Quebec they say "arret".....But for real now, you must make them put up both english and french signs on the roads, why should the rest of canada do it if Quebec doesn't???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, even Canada hates Quebec. It's more joke material then anything. Think about it: Quebec is a tiny little chunk of Canada. Right now they want to become their own country. LET THEM.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All students now have to learn French in Canada, and it's only used in Quebec! I would rather learn German!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right now, Quebec hates even more the present federal government. Thanks to that idiot of Harper bringing up the sovereignty topic again, it screws up the country's unity again.

 

 

 

Quebec justice system doesn't need to follow every single overall Canadian law since there's already another system with the current one {such as the bill 101 with the CEGEPs.}

[gunker1991]

This might(will) sound stupid but;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't Quebec also a Maya city?I don't know it there,I was just wondering :oops: