December 29, 200619 yr Film - Click: Michael Jackson the first man to clone himself, is sueing himself, for melestering himslef TV - Dilbert: Great Idea! But there three things stopping that... Reality, Sanity and the Laws Of Physics The signiture was made by demonworshiper666 because hes hard core like that!!
December 29, 200619 yr Bill and Ted's EXCELLENT Adventure: Take them to the Iron Maiden. Bill and Ted: IRON MAIDEN? Excellent! (air guitar) Execute them! B and T: ...Bogus. Simpsons: Homer: Stupid bug! You go squish now! and Homer: Marge, Marge! The doll's tryin' to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me! It really has
December 29, 200619 yr Tommy Boy: Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting. Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening. Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside. Ted Nelson: Yeah, makes a man feel good. Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted? Ted Nelson: What's your point? Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times. Ted Nelson: But why do they put a guarantee on the box? Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of [cabbage]. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me. Ted Nelson:Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well, that's... What? 122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting
December 29, 200619 yr "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I'll be, If I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" -Dennis, the Socialist peasant from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Mugutu
December 29, 200619 yr Firefly: Simon: You're like a trained ape, without the training! Wash: Some people juggle geese. OT: Luring is sooo easy to avoid. That's what those nice signposts are for.
December 29, 200619 yr pulp fiction i cant remeber the hole qoute but its just ownage just b4 they shove 2 hole rounds of bullets in to the guy and i will shine down upon you with great force is all i can remeber Tif 360 MGC Leaderboard
December 29, 200619 yr "Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" - Bo Duke, The dukes of hazzard And one from The pink panther: "Oh no!! The miracle pill for the middle aged men!" 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!
December 29, 200619 yr "Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" - Luke Duke, The dukes of hazzard It's Bo Duke actually, and yeah, that bit had me in stitches. La lune ne garde aucune rancune.
December 30, 200619 yr Movie: "You can't fight in here; this is the war room" from Dr. Strangelove. TV show: so many from Boston Legal, I'll think of one later. ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me
December 30, 200619 yr I swear this topic has been posted before? Oh well, has to be: "You know the difference between me and you? ...I make this look good." "It's so damn hot... Milk was a baaad choice" From TV shows, gah millions. "BYAHH" "You just used ManBearPig as a way to get attention for yourself, because you're a loser!" "Yeah right, like the man who single-handedly killed ManBearPig is a loser..." SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED.
December 30, 200619 yr "BYAHH" Lol, Is that from Chappelle Show? 122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting
December 31, 200619 yr "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you." - HAL from 2001: A space odyssey.
December 31, 200619 yr Film: Mallrats Brody: (walking backwards) You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage (concerning his friend's recent breakup) (turns around and walks into stage scaffolding being carried by some dude) Where the hell did that come from?! TS: Maybe you should learn to heed your own advice. TV: South Park Stan: So...do you guys wanna join my dance troupe? Goth #1: That is so conformist. Dancing is something you do alone in your room at 3 a.m. Goth #2: Yeah, I'm not gonna conform with you. Goth# 3: I'm the biggest non conformist of all. Goth # 4 (@ other goths): I'm such a non conformist, that I'm not gonna conform with you guys. I'll do it. Goth #2: Wow, we just got put in our place. Goth #1: Yeah, we just got goth-served.
December 31, 200619 yr Both from The Third Man Harry Lime: You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly. Can't think of a TV one :( With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.
December 31, 200619 yr get these mother [bleep] snakes off this mother [bleep] plane That wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be. Also, when you quote something, you should give the actual quote: Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother[bleep]ing snakes on this mother[bleep]ing plane!
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