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A rc pker attacked me but I ran past easily so when I got to the bank I equipped the skeleton armour from the halloween update and about 15 rune javelins. I ran up there and started chucking javelins at him and he just ran over and killed me with his dds spec but I didn't mind because I managed to get his health under half :)

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When I was still training at wildy agility course, I'd always take an inventory of weeds from farming with me. Even got to one point were two people came up to me on my way there and one said "Wait, he doesn't have anything, he always just brings farming junk" and they went back the other way. \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lmao!! :XD:

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Personally, I LOVE to 1-item pk when I have nothing else to do. It's amusing and satisfying. So many die-hard pkers get so flustered and angry when they see I have nothing of worth yet they waste their time to kill me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I take a rubber chicken with me and a dragon dagger ++. One doesn't appear as a drop, anyway so I whack 'em with the rubber chicken until they attack me. Then the fun and the insult exchange begins.

 

 

 

Yeah it's people like you who ruin the wild.

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Me and a friend went to the axe hut with rubber chickens and dropped asgarnian ales all over the place. Pkers came so we whacked them with rubber chickens and yelled "NEE!" at them. They were incredibly confused :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

as in monty python nee? or just ordianary teasing and annoying nee?

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Me and a friend went to the axe hut with rubber chickens and dropped asgarnian ales all over the place. Pkers came so we whacked them with rubber chickens and yelled "NEE!" at them. They were incredibly confused :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

as in monty python nee? or just ordianary teasing and annoying nee?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

monty python pking! new RS trend, make a team and run in wildy shouting nii and random lines from it!

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Lol chickens shall rule all (rubber and dead..lol)

 

 

 

maybe even.....snowballs from the last christmas update..if u found out how to keep um and they didnt melt (idk, didnt keep)

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lawl i pnce went fun pking with:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my trusty spork (which got me a lvl 2 clue from a guard on it's 7th kill!)

 

 

 

snow camo gear,

 

 

 

some nub cape (orange one i think)

 

 

 

and a invent of shrimp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

o i pwnt many a nothings! :P

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generally its a pink skirt, white apron, red cape, all from varrock clothes shop, + christmas 05 hat and scarf, egg ring, rubber chicken, etc. then fill the rest of the inventory with ashes, burnt food, newcomer maps, security guides, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then go to an f2p world, take a few fire blasts or a rune scimmy, and run around in the wild yelling monty python insults.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

great fun, and every once in a while, a few pks :lol:

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