Ok, first of all, this is not spam. This is simply a fun thread where we discuss silly things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was just thinking, PKing is always so... mundane. :uhh: People 1-iteming with whips, or using ancients. In fact, PKing has really become somewhat of a job, and is no longer the fun escapade that it was meant to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what if people went around "pking" with outfits that were just plain silly? Now that would be awesome (at least IMHO). :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just imagine you walking around in the deep wildy. A guy 30 levels higher than you runs up to you... and starts hitting you with a frying pan. \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other fun weapons to go with would be butterfly nets (I ran into the KBD lair with one :ohnoes: ), and who knows what else.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Post your thoughts here. :

Well....I "PK" with a rubber chicken..I whack rc'ers as I go along..Sometimes i visit the kbd and chaos elemental too.

Check this out 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me and a friend went to the axe hut with rubber chickens and dropped asgarnian ales all over the place. Pkers came so we whacked them with rubber chickens and yelled "NEE!" at them. They were incredibly confused :lol:

they dont look too confused...they just look like they're owning you

Well....I "PK" with a rubber chicken..I whack rc'ers as I go along..Sometimes i visit the kbd and chaos elemental too.

 

 

 

You RC PK'ed me with that cursed Chicken! You shall pay!! :evil:

[Caution: Jagex Rule Violation] and bunny ears with the halloween stuff

 

 

 

and then when a pker comes andrelizes i have nothing and takes off his wep

 

 

 

i dds spec him :D

When I was still training at wildy agility course, I'd always take an inventory of weeds from farming with me. Even got to one point were two people came up to me on my way there and one said "Wait, he doesn't have anything, he always just brings farming junk" and they went back the other way. \

When I was still training at wildy agility course, I'd always take an inventory of weeds from farming with me. Even got to one point were two people came up to me on my way there and one said "Wait, he doesn't have anything, he always just brings farming junk" and they went back the other way. \

 

 

 

That's pretty funny that you're known accross the lands as the guy who you shouldn't bother with since all you have is farming junk.

When I was still training at wildy agility course, I'd always take an inventory of weeds from farming with me. Even got to one point were two people came up to me on my way there and one said "Wait, he doesn't have anything, he always just brings farming junk" and they went back the other way. \

 

 

 

That was my laugh of the day. :lol:

 

When I was still training at wildy agility course, I'd always take an inventory of weeds from farming with me. Even got to one point were two people came up to me on my way there and one said "Wait, he doesn't have anything, he always just brings farming junk" and they went back the other way. \

 

 

 

That was my laugh of the day. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Glad you all liked that, yea I laughed pretty good too when I saw what he said.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kinda OFFTOPIC: If it weren't for the fact that I have to have a full load of ess, I'd do the same thing while abyss rcing. Maybe, I'll still do it, just pretend to be an rcer and let them waste runes on me. Maybe if they start to ignore me, I'd be able to rc in peace. :twisted:

As a proud level 3 owner of an egg whisk, i think that would probably be the ultimate pking item

 

 

 

I mahatma I woul be jealous

Going around in full bronze and a dlong always does the trick. Bronze ftw

Lol im gonna go pking with frog mask, monks robes, the big chefs knife from RFD, bug lantern. And ill look like a human-sized tonberry lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I was still training at wildy agility course, I'd always take an inventory of weeds from farming with me. Even got to one point were two people came up to me on my way there and one said "Wait, he doesn't have anything, he always just brings farming junk" and they went back the other way. \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol pretend ur rcing, put on gear for the abyss (no valuables) and instead of bringing ess bring weeds or something lol. If someone pks you they'll think "wth lol?".

Lol im gonna go pking with frog mask, monks robes, the big chefs knife from RFD, bug lantern. And ill look like a human-sized tonberry lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Umm wouldn't green robes look better?

i was bored one day so i went around with a black salamander attacking people lol

For fun, my friend and I pked with training weapons :thumbsup: Then we went to full bronze and almost got a kill :anxious:

on my old account from years ago (hacked) i pked in a mask and some rune weapon, non skulling, with one food. i got a ton of kills, because everyone attacked me lol. but i never picked more then one thing up lol.

I take either a spatula, or an egg whisk to mage bank and start attkin those lvl 100s

Wooden Spoon all the way \

What about wearing Chef hat, white apron, and attackin with rolling pin? Now that would be fun. My question would be what food to put in backpack?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe Rotten food from Mort myre?

i 1-item with a chinchompaand retribution pray, making the whole "corpse explosion" effect

i just use flowers lol, whenever i hit them i shout "flower power dewd!" :thumbsup:

they dont look too confused...they just look like they're owning you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it does tbh, if the pker was a low lvl. :-k

I have a funn story :P. So I like to walk around with climbing boots, obby shield and meat clever.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just got to mb and this 86 asked me to hit him with hammer and he had dds. I was like nty I just wat to watch and no skull. He said he would skull so i was like meh ok. Note: I had NO food. He started speccing me and didnt have any good hits so i turned on attack and str prayers and smite for fun, my intent was to be funny. I guess im just a killa, I koed him with almost full invent of lobs with my meat clever lol. My ko and smite = my profit for the day :-w :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While I am telling 1 item stories I might as well tell another....

 

 

 

So here I am doing my clue just south west of mb. After I get the next one i decided that i didnt feel like risking walking through mb and decided to try and sneak back to the ardougne llever. Right as I get there a lvl 54 or 56, forgot tbh, started speccing me out of no where, I just turned on my spec and killed him as he tellied. Apparently he doesnt no that you actually have to click on the protect item prayer for it to work.

 

 

 

Personally, I LOVE to 1-item pk when I have nothing else to do. It's amusing and satisfying. So many die-hard pkers get so flustered and angry when they see I have nothing of worth yet they waste their time to kill me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I take a rubber chicken with me and a dragon dagger ++. One doesn't appear as a drop, anyway so I whack 'em with the rubber chicken until they attack me. Then the fun and the insult exchange begins.