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A couple of years ago we got a new cat, and my brother was so excited he decided to play "Super Kitty", which meant swinging the cat around. The cat was so scared, he released his bowels everywhere (somehow, including on top of my brothers head). Only bad thing was, he had a shower straight after, and my mum found the mess it had made, so my older brother and I were stuck cleaning it up. Bloody hell, that cat must've been stuffing itself all day <.<. And guess who got out of the shower just as we were finishing cleaning up. Yeah, it's murder to get that stuff out of a mattress.

 

 

 

And where I live, there are owls that are apparently partial to a cat every now and then. I haven't seen my cat in months...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another time, I saw a squashed lizard on the road. Flat.

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Is it true that if you feed a dog chocolate it will die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so, I'll stock up on chocolate and go up to random dogs on the street and stuff it in their pieholes. Damn dogs deserve to die. :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i hate dogs because i'm rather attractive to them so i always end up walking with a dog biting my pants pocket, and they wont let go even if i walk. it diesnt mean they deserve to die?

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Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

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Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

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Is it true that if you feed a dog chocolate it will die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so, I'll stock up on chocolate and go up to random dogs on the street and stuff it in their pieholes. Damn dogs deserve to die. :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i hate dogs because i'm rather attractive to them so i always end up walking with a dog biting my pants pocket, and they wont let go even if i walk. it diesnt mean they deserve to die?

Blue eggz you're the one who deserves to die -.-
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We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be glad no PETA activist is here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's what YOU think

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My orange cat likes to lay on the back of this one couch in the family room. Well, one time, about a week after my parents had rearranged all the furniture, the cat was laying on the back of a couch that was no longer against the wall. Dad goes over to pet him, and the cat decided he wanted his tummy rubbed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He rolled over and fell off the back of the couch. Dad rofl'ed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another time, our black cat went up to the vacuum cleaner not long after Mom had finished cleaning the house and started to sort of taunt it, using a paw to punch it on the stair attachment, like "Yeah, not so big and bad NOW, are you?" That went well until Dad (who was watching from the doorway) went "VROOM!" really loud. The cat jumped a foot up and three back.

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Is it true that if you feed a dog chocolate it will die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so, I'll stock up on chocolate and go up to random dogs on the street and stuff it in their pieholes. Damn dogs deserve to die. :-w

 

 

 

thats messed up.

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Little late, but I was just wondering, does "stupid" agree with "pet" or "stories" :P ?

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dogs will die if you give them a sufficient amount..20 ounces of milk chocolate to kill a 20-pound dog....or if you give them more concentrated amounts such as the kind you bake with...it'd take a lot less

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and...my dog is a moron lol...i said we should have named him kramer. he's a yellow lab...approx 105 lbs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

once we had a cheese cake on the table...we left the room literally for 5 seconds...come back...the tin is on the floor COMPLETELY empty...not 1 crumb. i still don't know how he managed to eat an entire cheese cake in 5 seconds without leaving anything behind...but he did

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

needless to say...he was sick for the rest of the night/next day

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Little late, but I was just wondering, does "stupid" agree with "pet" or "stories" :P ?

 

 

 

i dont really understand. if you're asking if stupid, pet and stories are linked together, the answer is yes.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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When i was at my friends house once, i was spraying a water gun around at the floor, and his cat pounced where the water had landed. And i accidently shot it in the forehead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought cats didn't like water... <.<

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Little late, but I was just wondering, does "stupid" agree with "pet" or "stories" :P ?

 

 

 

i dont really understand. if you're asking if stupid, pet and stories are linked together, the answer is yes.

 

 

 

No, I'm wondering if you're asking about our "stupid pets" or our "stupid stories" :P .

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Little late, but I was just wondering, does "stupid" agree with "pet" or "stories" :P ?

 

 

 

i dont really understand. if you're asking if stupid, pet and stories are linked together, the answer is yes.

 

 

 

No, I'm wondering if you're asking about our "stupid pets" or our "stupid stories" :P .

No, we're posting stories our pets wrote.
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once one of my goldfish jumped out of the bowl at night. we found him dead next morning. :cry: we got another one! but then it died for some reason. and another one! this one's still alive :)

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once one of my goldfish jumped out of the bowl at night. we found him dead next morning. :cry: we got another one! but then it died for some reason. and another one! this one's still alive :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That happened with me as a kid. I had several 'suicidal' goldfish & without fail my mum kept replacing them without a fuss until she watched me clean them out one day - It seems they did not like the hot water I was putting them in #-o

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Is it true that if you feed a dog chocolate it will die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so, I'll stock up on chocolate and go up to random dogs on the street and stuff it in their pieholes. Damn dogs deserve to die. :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i hate dogs because i'm rather attractive to them so i always end up walking with a dog biting my pants pocket, and they wont let go even if i walk. it diesnt mean they deserve to die?

Blue eggz you're the one who deserves to die -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So kill me then. =;

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stupid stories and stupid pets. anything related to pet, stories and stupid or funny all together.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My cat ate milk and cereal this morning, a salmon filet and my mom is preparing him his share of fetuccini :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blue eggz, im shocked I need to tell you that not knowing where you live and not being able to kill you by posting something, none of us can kill you. I really don't like dogs and i deal with it. Would you go up to George Bush and shoot him? He did worse than dogs...

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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