your stupid pet stories.

[Omar]

I betcha all pf you guys with a pet have something funny to say about them.ive had 13 cats and 2 birdies, so i know what im talking about.

 

 

 

My first cat wasnt dumb, not at all, but it was rather funny:

 

 

 

She tried to jump off the window (why the hell?) and smashed her face on the glass. she didnt land on her paws as everyone says cat do.

 

 

 

The cat i currently have is cute and loving, but its stone cold dumb #-o . He actually drank half a wok (deep pan, about 10 centimeters High and 35 centimeters wide)of cooking oil and spent about a week puking. :-X

 

 

 

Ill keep the cleaning details for myself :-#

[elmo_killer6]

Me and my dad were playing catch with my dog kind of like monkey in the middle. Well, so my Dad throws the ball and i catch it but my dog just runs right into me trying to get it. He knocked me done and sent me to the hospital with a concussion . Oh well, I got to miss 2 days of school.

[splatmster24]

my dog ate my story

[kido14]

my dog ate my story

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good one...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Eh me and my brother like putting things like wristbands around our small dog's legs and watching him walk down the stairs.

[The_Dragon_Reborn]

My cousin's dog ate a trash bag. She had a hard time getting that one out, and my Uncle had to go in for help. :ohnoes:

[fat_hobbit22]

my cat tried to jump through a window, only to find the window was closed :shock:

 

 

 

and my dog was running as fast as it could, into my garden, only to find the patio doors were closed (theywere glass) that must have hurt like hell!

[Chocobodude0]

My cat falls asleep when he hears Shook Ones Pt. 2, by Mobb Deep. No joke. What a freak. -.-

[Moop]

One time i was in my kitchen and my cat was right beside me and i got a drink from the fridge. About 10 min later i heard a meow that was coming from the fridge. So... I was like wth? So I searched around my kitchen for about 5 min and I opened the fridge and out came my cat LOL! She must of gotten in when I had gotten the drink O_o

[Biabf]

At my beach house, my dog eat a pebble about the size of a small fist. A few months later he puked it up...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... He lost a stone :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

[Celt23]

My dog follows laser pointers like a cat. Makes a ton of noise when you have him chase it.

[elmo_killer6]

My dog follows laser pointers like a cat. Makes a ton of noise when you have him chase it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Laser pointers + Pets= good fun. My dog will do that too, even if you just use a flashlight.

[Errdoth]

My puppy and I almost got mauled by a rabid chihuaha with one ear and one eye, it was freaky.

[das1330]

well, my cat likes to walk on keyboards, so i get some interesting stories. first, i was once playing a game online, and she walked across the keyboard, launching somthing like 50 nuclear missiles on myself. the other time was when i was playing runescape and my cat walked on the keyboard, managing to go around the chat filter and swear pretty bad. a pmod was there, and he almost muted me until I told him what happened

[pompey_spud]

At my beach house, my dog eat a pebble about the size of a small fist. A few months later he puked it up...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... He lost a stone :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pun of the century perhaps? :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No really funny stories about my cat, but once, when he was a kitten, he started playing with the drawstring for my blinds. He obviously moved it a little bit, and got his claw stuck, because the weight of the blinds made the drawstring move up, and the blinds to fall. The poor cat ended up hanging from my ceiling, holding onto the top of the blinds for dear life. Bless.

[knives669]

I was trying to sleep and Merlin (my cat) was playing with a little dangly string on my lamp and pulled it down on top of me. :XD:

[Sir_Alex85]

I have a bird named Wally. I'm her best friend, so she chirps at me, hangs out on my shoulder, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She was on her perch, and leaned down towards the floor, then came back up around the other side of the perch. She was doing this over and over, and then was hanging upside down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She then let go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So she hits the ground, and immediately jumps back up, and looks around as if she was checking to make sure nobody saw it.

[Faux]

We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

[Celt23]

We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be glad no PETA activist is here.

[das1330]

good thing you were kidding, because there is a fair number of people on this forum that would kill you. lol I love cats

[knives669]

We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend once told me a story similar to this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was little and his dog had puppies. 12 of them to be exact. And he tried to give them a bath. He drowned all of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cried after he told me this story. :(

[Celt23]

 

We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend once told me a story similar to this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was little and his dog had puppies. 12 of them to be exact. And he tried to give them a bath. He drowned all of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cried after he told me this story. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't give pets baths. You give them SHOWERS. All my cats and parrots loved it. (I mean in a sink of course...)

[jackalope14]

My dog got loose on my grandparent's farm once and chased down a chicken into the field (this was the first time he has ever been on a farm so we were not sure what he would do). We thought for sure he was going to attack it but when we caught up with him we found he had just cornered the bird and was barking at it from a foot away. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My dog also snorts alot... We should probably get that checked out... or something.

[Giordano]

Poor puppies. :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once my dog escaped and we chased him down around the neighborhood. Then he crosses this street with this car going slowly to him and stopping in next to it. My dog was looking at the other side, away from the car, and when he turned around and say a big white piece of metal he jumped so high he'll probably win the Olympics. :P

[Sir_Alex85]

I've given Wally a bath... Well. You get a bowl, fill it with room temperature water, and she jumps in herself. It's sweet.

[Celt23]

I've given Wally a bath... Well. You get a bowl, fill it with room temperature water, and she jumps in herself. It's sweet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I take my dog to the river. It's a pretty fast moving one that's made up of glacial melt water from Glacier Peak (very huge mountain in the Cascade Mountains), so it's probably below zero in it right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What you do is throw a tennis ball far upstream, and he'll jump in and battle the current to get to the ball and try to swim back. There's a huge one-story high boulder in this part of the river and one time he went so far upstream and was swimming back when he hit the boulder and went under. A few seconds later he popped up a few yards downstream from the boulder still holding the tennis ball.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and I have bad luck with cats, all of mine (except for the gigantic feral one we adopted) ended up as kitty splats on the road. :)