your stupid pet stories.

[sour_tacos]

When we first got my lab mix puppy about a year ago, she was terrified of everything. She wouldn't go on our tile floor, so we needed to drag her to her food bowl on this little blanky thing. But now she's so fearless its kind of annyoing. Like when she saw that it had snowed (she LOVES snow) she tried running through our glass patio door.

[Blue_Eggz]

I have a cat and a laser pen. So, one day I was bored and my cat was sitting on the living room floor. I grabbed the pen and turned it on. She immediatly ran for it. I made it go in circles to her tail (Causing her to go EXTREMELY fast in circles). After about 45 seconds, I turned it off and she stopped and fell over as if she was really dizzy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-s

[Rebdragon]

I have a cat and a laser pen. So, one day I was bored and my cat was sitting on the living room floor. I grabbed the pen and turned it on. She immediatly ran for it. I made it go in circles to her tail (Causing her to go EXTREMELY fast in circles). After about 45 seconds, I turned it off and she stopped and fell over as if she was really dizzy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-s

 

 

 

Lol, I've done that with my dogs too... they just chase the light :lol: .

[Echofish]

My dog commited suicide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...I'm not joking. We usually let him free to wander off during nights but we'd end up being hassled by our neighbours telling to keep the dog in. He uses our shed to jump over the fence and onto other people's backyards. He has a leash but everytime he jumps out it just slides off his neck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So when we bought him a new leash and he still tried to escape as usual. We heard crying sounds from the back but we just ignored it thinking that our dog was just playing around again. It was only till our neighbour came up to us and said that our dog has probably died. We headed to the back and saw the chain from the leash stretched over the fence. My dog had tried to jump over the fence and ended but being hanged by his brand-new leash. What's worse is that I was the one who chose it :cry: :( :uhh: :boohoo:

[Celt23]

 

I have a cat and a laser pen. So, one day I was bored and my cat was sitting on the living room floor. I grabbed the pen and turned it on. She immediatly ran for it. I made it go in circles to her tail (Causing her to go EXTREMELY fast in circles). After about 45 seconds, I turned it off and she stopped and fell over as if she was really dizzy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-s

 

 

 

Lol, I've done that with my dogs too... they just chase the light :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes you can make them spin... really fast. It looks even better if you got a large dog.

[Rebdragon]

 

 

I have a cat and a laser pen. So, one day I was bored and my cat was sitting on the living room floor. I grabbed the pen and turned it on. She immediatly ran for it. I made it go in circles to her tail (Causing her to go EXTREMELY fast in circles). After about 45 seconds, I turned it off and she stopped and fell over as if she was really dizzy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-s

 

 

 

Lol, I've done that with my dogs too... they just chase the light :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes you can make them spin... really fast. It looks even better if you got a large dog.

 

 

 

Oh geez, I do that all the time... we've got a 2 and half year old lab (and another, but she's small), and he's absolutely huge for his age, or for any labrador for that matter. He's fallen down more than once chasing flashlights and penlights :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dogs are so adorable .

[Celt23]

 

 

 

I have a cat and a laser pen. So, one day I was bored and my cat was sitting on the living room floor. I grabbed the pen and turned it on. She immediatly ran for it. I made it go in circles to her tail (Causing her to go EXTREMELY fast in circles). After about 45 seconds, I turned it off and she stopped and fell over as if she was really dizzy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-s

 

 

 

Lol, I've done that with my dogs too... they just chase the light :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes you can make them spin... really fast. It looks even better if you got a large dog.

 

 

 

Oh geez, I do that all the time... we've got a 2 and half year old lab (and another, but she's small), and he's absolutely huge for his age, or for any labrador for that matter. He's fallen down more than once chasing flashlights and penlights :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dogs are so adorable .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mine is a lab too. Might be lab-specific.

[knives669]

My dog commited suicide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...I'm not joking. We usually let him free to wander off during nights but we'd end up being hassled by our neighbours telling to keep the dog in. He uses our shed to jump over the fence and onto other people's backyards. He has a leash but everytime he jumps out it just slides off his neck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So when we bought him a new leash and he still tried to escape as usual. We heard crying sounds from the back but we just ignored it thinking that our dog was just playing around again. It was only till our neighbour came up to us and said that our dog has probably died. We headed to the back and saw the chain from the leash stretched over the fence. My dog had tried to jump over the fence and ended but being hanged by his brand-new leash. What's worse is that I was the one who chose it :cry: :( :uhh: :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How terrible! :( It wasn't your fault though.

[Risen_The]

My cat got furious and started to glowl when he saw the mirror. :lol:

[lordkrohn1626]

We had a cat when i was young named Angel, she was a white long haired persian cat, with one blue eye and one green eye....beautiful but dumb as a box of rocks. She would be up on a dresser scratching her ear and lose her balance and fall off...and not land on her feet, splat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One day we couldnt find her, but could hear her meowing.... meeeeeeeeeeoW! meeeeeeeeow! we were going crazy trying to find her, finally we got it narrowed dwon to the pantry, and thought maybe she was behind it somehow, like had gotten on top and fell behind or something....then the sound changed a bit Thump MeeeeeeeoW thump meeeow thump meeeeeeeeeow......we looked over at the dryer....opened the door and she shot out like a lightening bolt, hair all puffed up like a big marshmallow, all static electricity, she looked twice her normal size, I was laughing so hard I tripped and hit my head on the side of the shelf, got a nice little bump, and was still laughing....poor thing had gotten into the dryer while mom was loading it, and didnt notice...hehe :XD: :ohnoes: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i had a friend whose dog commited suicide :uhh: seems he went to a friends house for a minute, left the dog in the truck, tied its leash to his steering wheel, and being it was hawaii and a bit hot, left the window half way down so the dog could get a breeze. Yup you guessed it, doggy jumped out the window and hung itself....he came outside and found his puppy swinging from his driver side window.....not funny, but kinda funny....hehe i gave him crap about his dog commiting suicide for years :ohnoes:

[games_sneak]

Ah, the joys of owning a cat, they never quite understand whats going on.

 

 

 

I have a bunch or stories, but the most recent has been that he has started attacking the picture of a cat on the cat litter bag, then he dashes off and hides under the kitchen table. Lol

[monkeypie10]

After a week I bought two love birds, one of them killed the other bird, and ate it. The bird then died from a disease from eating that bird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I decide to buy only one bird. My cousin comes to my house and thought it would be cool to buy a bird too, so he did. He put his bird into the same cage as mine, and his ate my bird :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I decided not to buy anymore birds.

[lawrencekill]

After a week I bought two love birds, one of them killed the other bird, and ate it. The bird then died from a disease from eating that bird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I decide to buy only one bird. My cousin comes to my house and thought it would be cool to buy a bird too, so he did. He put his bird into the same cage as mine, and his ate my bird :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I decided not to buy anymore birds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Were your birds starving or naturally agressive for some reason?

[Omar]

We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

 

 

 

:ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: i hate sad stories.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha! you've been punked! im a peta member!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

scared you.

[Rebdragon]

After a week I bought two love birds, one of them killed the other bird, and ate it. The bird then died from a disease from eating that bird.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I decide to buy only one bird. My cousin comes to my house and thought it would be cool to buy a bird too, so he did. He put his bird into the same cage as mine, and his ate my bird :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I decided not to buy anymore birds.

 

 

 

o_O.

[Faux]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't give pets baths. You give them SHOWERS. All my cats and parrots loved it. (I mean in a sink of course...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol. I thought before that cats die the next day if you give them showers

[Militaris]

I never put collars onto any of my dogs mainly because of the reasons stated in this thread. Collars kill dogs it is that simple. I also heard of dogs drowning due to collars getting stuck on drift wood.

[tomdavies90]

my dog is so weird, she eats/drinks anything (including faeces and her own sick) but she wont drink mineral water or eat raw squid (wonder why) even though she'll eat raw anything else. also, if you stand really still for about 1 minute, and let her stare at you, then move really suddenly she'll get really scared. hmmm what else...oh yeah play the klaxons atlantis to interzone around dogs, they don't like it =-p

[megakiller32]

 

We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend once told me a story similar to this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was little and his dog had puppies. 12 of them to be exact. And he tried to give them a bath. He drowned all of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cried after he told me this story. :(

 

 

 

LOL. (Sorry :oops: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read a guy broke his cats legs because he wii controller flew out of his hand into his cat.

[Nadril]

 

 

We used to drown kitties back when I was younger. They were in sacks so I can't really describe what a drowning, dying kitty would look like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, but man, can I tell you how they sound like. At first, you won't hear crap. But once it starts to sink and they can feel the water. You can see the sack move around a little bit and you can hear them moaning. Oh boy, the worst is when it's halfway. Because once you're past the halfway point, a few of them are already dead. By 3/4th's in, they're all gone. i'm kidding about this part :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend once told me a story similar to this...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was little and his dog had puppies. 12 of them to be exact. And he tried to give them a bath. He drowned all of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cried after he told me this story. :(

 

 

 

LOL. (Sorry :oops: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read a guy broke his cats legs because he wii controller flew out of his hand into his cat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: hahaha, thats great.

[Blue_Eggz]

Is it true that if you feed a dog chocolate it will die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so, I'll stock up on chocolate and go up to random dogs on the street and stuff it in their pieholes. Damn dogs deserve to die. :-w

[Echofish]

I fed my dog KitKat, he died of suicide though..

[Blue_Eggz]

Maybe he had an allergic reaction that made him go coo-coo for kitkat bars after you fed him one :-s

[Rebdragon]

Is it true that if you feed a dog chocolate it will die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so, I'll stock up on chocolate and go up to random dogs on the street and stuff it in their pieholes. Damn dogs deserve to die. :-w

 

 

 

Wow, what? I don't care if that was a joke- that was just wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And no, chocolate won't kill them (unless you give them a ton I suppose). They'll most likely get a stomach ache though.

[Fuzimatt]

1st cat: at those hair scruchy things and died at like 4 years old (she was a (#$&!*)

 

 

 

hamster: somehow got at some plastic bag and ate it and died

 

 

 

2nd cat: we spun him around and let him go and he acted like ad drunk

 

 

 

current 2 cats: one licks the carpets lol, one licks the windows, they both sleep in the middle of the hall