xvillexvalox Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Simple game, try and say an awesomer Chuck Norris fact than the one before. Try and make your facts clean and original not just ones that you've seen on sites like http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com Chuck Norris is the reason no one messes with Texas. [hide=favorites!] nothing yet! [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Chuck Norris is why this thread already exists: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=707344 Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 http://chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html Have fun. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyDiablo Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The movie "Anaconda" was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 chcuk norris can touch mc hammer OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris. Old jokes are old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Chuck Norris is so awesome it only took him all of his lifetime to realize he was a n00bert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Old jokes are old. Classic jokes are funny funny jokes are funny classic jokes. :-k Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Chuck Norris has complete control over America's legal system. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushrock Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happysniff Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. - Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter Also read my sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Chuck Norris is so good at wasting time, he can waste 3 hours in an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craiglowery Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 The only reason that Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him up there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 chuck norris dosnt sleep he waits. OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 chuck norris can impregnate a wommen just by staring at her...he can also do that to men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Chuck Norris dosen't live on the Earth, The Earth lives on Him. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Speaking of which, when Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 outer space exists only because its afraid to live on the same planet as chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MicroLegionnaire Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 wasn't there another one like this? chuck norris can roundhouse kick a corpse to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy9494 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Chuck Norris went to the Virgin islands one time...now they're just called the islands. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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