September 2, 200520 yr From the creator of "Funny Examines", Welcome to runescape! filled with the same amount of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors found in my other posts! I am sure that most of you know, when you log into Runescape, you get a friendly message saying "welcome to Runescape!". Some examines directly after this mesage result in extremely funny "Runescape examines". 1. Welcome to Runescape! Without this i'm going round in circles! (ship wheel) 2. Welcome to Runescape! I was forced to play this as a child (type 2 piano) 3. Welcome to Runescape! oh dear, it seems to be broken! (broken chair i think) 4. Welcome to Runescape! it tastes like somthing died in my mouth. (after you drink a moonlight mead) 5. Welcome to Runescape! I shall call him "mini-pig"! (piglet in draynor) 6. Welcome to Runescape! A privacy aid! (or) An Expensive privacy aid! (normal bath drapes/guilded bath drapes) 7. Welcome to Runescape! This looks tricky to eat... (lobster/shark/swordfish) 8. Welcome to Runescape! This would be worth more cut (uncut gems) 9. Welcome to Runescape! Poisonous no doubt... (mushroom) 10. Welcome to Runescape! Likes you more the more you spend (shopkeeper) 11. Welcome to Runescape! Its not very good (awful anthem) 12. Welcome to Runescape! This will teleport me to relleka when i play it (enchanted Lyre) 13. Welcome to Runescape! A cow fit for milking (dairy cow) 14. Welcome to Runescape! This is where I go when i'm scared. (exit in karamja dungeon) 15.Welcome to Runescape! This should scare the birds. (scarecrow) (Angel50) 16.Welcome to Runescape! This could be used to make a good stew. (potatoes) (Angel50) 17.Welcome to Runescape! This would make good ketchup. (tomatoes) (Angel50) 18. Welcome to Runescape! Nothing Intresting happens... (various) (posted by various people) 19.Welcome to Runescape! A home for frogs. (Waterlily) (sizzlorr1) 20.Welcome to Runescape! Ooohhh look at the pretty colours... (Team cape) (sizzlorr1) 21.Welcome to Runescape! Makes me feel like a Princess. (Tiara) (sizzlorr1) 22.Welcome to Runescape! Not suitable for archaeological digs. (Gardening Trowel) (sizzlorr1) 23. Welcome to Runescape! A magical force keeps me from moving away! (bind spell) (misterxman) 24. Welcome to Runescape! What a mess! (I forget the item/thing) (misterxman) 25. Welcome to Runescape! I don't know art but I like it! (tapestry I think) (misterxman) 26. Welcome to Runescape! This could do with a bit of spit and polish (Suit of Armour) (Mage Fanatic) 27. Welcome to Runescape! This needs refining. (any ore) (gunshafted)(supa_newb) 28.Welcome to runescape! So how long has this been dead, then? (hanging meat in Canafis meat shop) (badrobinhood) 29.Welcome to RuneScape! Annoying flappy thing (Giant Bat) (Bourbons3) 30.Welcome to RuneScape! Stoney! (Rocks) (Bourbons3) 31. Welcome to Runescape! A powerful spell for good. (holy spell from legends) (urza1488) 32. Welcome to Runescape! Always a sourse of good bargains. (marketplace) (urza1488) 33.Welcome to Runescape! Made from 100% real dragonhide. (any dragonhide armour) (cadburys_egg) 34.Welcome to Runescape! It's only useful for firewood now. (Dead tree) (cadburys_egg) anyone else have any RS examines ur their sleeves? please fill out this to submit: Welcome to Runescape! (please spell like that so i dont have to edit) (the examine) (what you examined to get it) (your name) enjoii! siggity siggity shwa
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to Runescape!. A popular dwarven delicacy. (rats at waterfall) Welcome to Runescape! I doubt that's edible. (fungus at waterfall)
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to Runescape! A horror from the ocean depths... (dagganoth) (Cill Dara)
September 2, 200520 yr lmao very funny, here is one Welcome to Runescape! This could do with a bit of spit and polish (Suit of Armour) (Mage Fanatic)
September 2, 200520 yr 10 is so true lol. CANE Just to be different. Think about it. A freaking Dragon Cane with a Dragonstone gem.The spec will simply your character equiping a glove and beachslapping the enemy, who will break down and do the Cry emote for 10 seconds straight.
September 2, 200520 yr You forgot.... Welcome to Runescape! Nothing interesting happens... (I think we all know where this comes from :wink: )
September 2, 200520 yr Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other Operation Gold Sparkles :: Chompy Kills :: Full Profound :: Champions :: Barbarian Notes :: Champions Tackle Box :: MA RewardsDragonkin Journals :: Ports Stories :: Elder Chronicles :: Boss Slayer :: Penance King :: Kal'gerion Titles :: Gold Statue
September 2, 200520 yr Author Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other yeah, exactly, i was using ti pretty vaguely... i just meant somthing like: welcome to runescape its a bad game or somthing, i mean, its funny, but it isnt is it? siggity siggity shwa
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to Runescape! What a mess! (I forget the item/thing) Welcome to Runescape! I don't know art but I like it! (tapestry I think) Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art
September 2, 200520 yr Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other "Microsoft Works" Check out RuneScript and RuneTracker!
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to RuneScape! Nothing interesting happens... use a tinderbox with a swordfish ( or many other things) BlckSapphire
September 2, 200520 yr 10. Welcome to Runescape! Likes you more the more you spend (shopkeeper) So true.. Welcome to RuneScape! I'd better becareful eating this! (Swordfish) :lol: RsN: Arcade
September 2, 200520 yr Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other "Microsoft Works" :lol:
September 2, 200520 yr Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other "Microsoft Works" :lol: Perfect :D
September 2, 200520 yr i couldn't agree more. I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare call me drunk if i was sober!
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to Runescape! Aaargh! (Burnt cake examine I think :D) This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to Runescape Nothing interesting happens! has allways been my favorite :\
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to Runescape! I hope it doesn't sink (row boat) (tijgerforce) Welcome to runescape Sit back and relax... (bench) (tijgerforce)
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to runescape! Lovely Money! (Coins - Some may not understand, but 99% of updates are to get new members, aka, more money) Welcome to runescape! Wonder what happens if I rub it... (Genie Lamp) Welcome to runescape! I wonder what this tastes like? (Strange Fruit) Welcome to runescape! A tough-looking criminal. (Bandits) Welcome to runescape! I guess he sells what he steals...? (Bandits Shopkeeper) Welcome to runescape! How do these things manage to grow? (Cactus) Welcome to runescape! I guess I could sleep in it if I were really tired. (Bed)
September 2, 200520 yr this works better as a funny examine Welcome to Runescape! The infamous carpet of '76 the carpet display upstairs in al kharrid palace Red Serpent4
September 2, 200520 yr Welcome to Runescape! This should scare the birds. (scarecrow) (Angel50) Welcome to Runescape! This could be used to make a good stew. (potatoes) (Angel50) Welcome to Runescape! This would make good ketchup. (tomatoes) (Angel50)
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