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Troacctid's RuneScape Blog



The News in Brief

Posted by Troacctid, in Humor, Runescape 10 October 2013 - * * * * * · 582 views
Comedy, News, RuneScape
The oldest tree in RuneScape, an appropriately-named Elder Tree near the resting place of Guthix, is turning 0.009 years old this week. No celebration is planned.
 
The Keldagrim Black Guard still refuses to release information on the four prisoners recently arrested on suspicion of spying and treason, spurring more protests from Dwarf Rights activis...


The News in Brief

Posted by Troacctid, in Runescape, Humor 15 May 2013 - * * * * * · 1,424 views

A group of environmental activists has organized a picket to protest druidic activities in Lumbridge Swamp that they claim threatens local wildlife. "What many people don't realize is that wetlands are an important part of the ecosystem," said a spokesman. "This incursion disrupts the hunting grounds of the R.O.U.S. population and...


An important meeting for the Guardians of Guthix

Posted by Troacctid, in Runescape, Humor 13 March 2013 - - - - - - · 1,252 views
Current Events, Comedy, Holiday and 2 more...
Kaqemeex: Hello everyone.

Chaeldar: Hi!

Fiara: Hello.

Death: Hi.

Juna: Hey.

Valluta: Good morning.

Kaqemeex: You all know why we're here, of course. We have to discuss how best to honor Guthix's memory.

Valluta: We must remain at our posts. Guthix tasked us to protect this world, and we shall.

Juna: Of course. But the world should...


Breaking news: Guthix wakes, hits snooze button

Posted by Troacctid, in Runescape, Humor 06 March 2013 - * * * * * · 1,424 views

Ardougne, 24 Moevyng 170

The earth trembled today as the great god Guthix, one of the most powerful beings in the known universe, was roused from a centuries-long slumber. It quickly stopped trembling, as Guthix immediately went back to sleep.

According to witnesses, Guthix, responsible for singlehandedly ending the God Wars that nearly destroyed...


Religious advocates call for the teaching of "alternatives" to Evolution of Combat

Posted by Troacctid, in Runescape, Humor 20 November 2012 - * * * * * · 1,550 views
Combat, Comedy, Current Events and 1 more...
Varrock, 34 Novtumber 169

The widely-accepted Theory of Evolution of Combat has come under fire from fundamentalist Saradominists, who seek to introduce what they call an "alternative theory" to Gielinor's Combat Academies.

"There are a lot of things Evolution of Combat can't explain," said Geoffrey Quack, a...


Varrock Herald pulls "Black and White" comic strip

Posted by Troacctid, in Humor, Runescape 08 August 2012 - * * * * * · 2,040 views

Varrock, 8 Septober 169

"Black and White", the daily cartoon starring two lovable penguins, has been pulled from the Varrock Herald's comics page.

The cartoon, drawn by an anonymous artist under the pseudonym "Flipper", had been the target of criticism from readers, who disliked its thick, political humor and had...


6 Reasons why Song from the Depths (and One Piercing Note) should have been F2P

Posted by Troacctid, in Lists, Runescape 27 May 2012 - - - - - - · 938 views
runescape, quests, F2P and 2 more...
1. Novice quests should be accessible to novices.

It makes sense for players to do low-level quests when they're low-level. The vast, vast majority of players begin playing the free game. They don't subscribe off the bat. By making low-level content accessible to free players, you make it more likely that players will encounter it at the...


Buddy, can you spare some runes?

Posted by Troacctid, in Humor, Runescape 04 May 2012 - - - - - - · 712 views
runescape, humor, runecrafting
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Hey buddy, got any spare runes?

Sir? Could you maybe spare a few runes?

I've fallen on some hard times lately. Lost my job. Lost my home. Can barely feed my family. Any runes you could give me would help, any at all.

Spare runes, miss?

How about you there, ma'am? I...


Rejected Fremennik Sagas

Posted by Troacctid, in Humor, Runescape 26 April 2012 - - - - - - · 559 views
runescape, humor
L'Heim

Have you ever wondered what a Heim Crab does all day? In this saga, you can experience firsthand what it's like to swim around in a small pool and avoid being caught, cooked, and eaten. Splash around enough and who knows, you just might become a real internet meme! Maybe. Someday. Probably not.


How to start L'Heim:

Find...


Acme Toolkits, Inc. declares bankruptcy

Posted by Troacctid, in Humor, Runescape 12 April 2012 - - - - - - · 565 views
runescape, humor, news
Daemonheim, 25 Bennath 169

Acme Toolkits, the company responsible for providing toolkits to Daemonheim's spelunkers, declared bankruptcy yesterday in the wake of a massive drop in sales.

Before its fall, Acme Toolkits was responsible for the manufacture of some of RuneScape's most beloved multitools, including the Rogue Kit, the Mobilizing...






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Troacctid began adventuring in Runescape in early 2007, and has since traveled all across Gielinor and accumulated healthy amounts of knowledge, wealth, and power. He enjoys undermining evil world-domination schemes, defending the innocent from oppression, wrestling sharks out of the water with his bare hands, and Magic: The Gathering. His friends call him "Pi".

The name "troacctid" is an acronym for "The Ratio of A Circle's Circumference To Its Diameter" which of course is Pi. Hence the nickname.

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