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Lateralus

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  1. That's what my ex-wife said!
  2. Is that the Forth rail bridge?
  3. Radiohead - High and Dry
  4. I love that one too. This is gonna be hard to pick, I could be here for a while. "Sad veiled bride, please be happy Handsome groom, give her room Loud, loutish lover, treat her kindly Though she needs you More than she loves you" -I Know It's Over "Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed And now I know how Joan of Arc felt" -Bigmouth Strikes Again "I am the son And the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and the heir Of nothing in particular You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does There's a club, if you'd like to go You could meet somebody who really loves you So you go, and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home And you cry And you want to die" -How Soon Is Now? And of course... "And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die And if a ten-ton truck Kills the both of us To die by your side Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine" -There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
  5. Has High Fidelity taught you nothing? Making lists is fun. :thumbsup:
  6. ...says the guy who picked Danny Boy. I think my choice is a little more justified. Have your extended family been singing Hallowed Be Thy Name to you since the day you were born? I guess it would explain some things.
  7. My dad used to make a lager, a beer and an ale, apparantly they went down a treat. He said whenever they used to throw a party, his own stuff would get drained and he'd get left with cases and cases of 'brand name' beer and stuff.
  8. Beethoven coulnd't hear the music, he played by the vibrations off the piano. So I dont know if it'd work for you :anxious: I'm well aware. I just thought a little joke might be... Funny. Not hysterical funny, more of an amused snort.
  9. Music is my greatest passion in life, but even then I'd still rather be deaf. If Beethoven could get around it, I reckon I can give it a go. Not being able to see the face of the person (people) I love would be unimaginable. I would sorely miss my hearing, however.
  10. You have no toe nails? :-s I have nine toenails. The big toe on my left foot has no nail, just some hard skin. It's just a toenail, what's the big deal?
  11. For My Pain... - Autumn Harmony Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name Angra - Lisbon Dream Evil - The End Ha, I guess we can assume cheese will be served at this funeral.
  12. Just get your toenails pulled off. I had an ingrown toenail that was painful, so I told the doctor to pull it off and put acid on the nailbed so it wouldn't grow back. Problem solved.
  13. My mother raised me from a young age, by herself. Because of this, I would choose her. My father and I have much more in common, to the extent that we get compared all the time, but I can't thank my mother enough for what she's done and the sacrifices she's made.
  14. Fanfare For The Common Man and Danny Boy.
  15. Nothing quite as comfortable as a chelsea boot. I only like leather shoes.
  16. I don't have any russian friends, but some germans mates have had some serious drinking contents :P I've taken a Scotsman before, quite proud of that. I'll have to avenge my fallen comrade.
  17. Babyshambles and Klaxons, I think. But I can't be sure.
  18. actually most religious people don't believe in ghosts because they believe your soul goes to heaven or is reborn etc rather than left wandering the earth, which i find amusing they don't believe in ghosts but the believe in an almighty being who's all powerful, and there is actually more proof for ghosts than in every single religious God in existence I think if you took some statistics I think you would find that people who believe in god do tend to believe in paranormal activity. I haven't done any research to back this up, but it seems likely.
  19. While I agree with you, Nad, your posts really do make me cringe sometimes.
  20. Lateralus replied to Diesel's topic in Off-Topic
    Yes, you will live. But that aside, I've always had awesome times under anaesthetic. Just try to enjoy it.
  21. Lateralus replied to chedderman1's topic in Off-Topic
    Well, given the vast size of the universe, what makes you believe there's any intelligent life near us? Using aliens to explain any strange phenomenon is just... Unbelievable.
  22. I believe most Americans are shocked at the amount of alcohol British people drink. This is just what I've noticed though.
  23. It's quite typical action movie dross, but I like it. I find it to be pretty emotional.
  24. Isn't it Los Lonely Boys? I have a friend who likes them.
  25. Playing guitar, clubbing (if that counts?), and some less legal things.

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