I woke up one morning, only to find that while I was sleeping a third eye had grown out right in the middle of my forehead. I quickly prayed to my God, Zim G0t Sk1l a.k.a. Kevan. The third eye then explodes due to the divine power of Kevan.I went downstairs and had my corn flakes (Wilkinson brand, 1.99 box.)However, as I was eating I noticed an eye in my cereal.I stopped eating my cereal and looked down, in complete shock, i reached in to grab it, as soon as i touched it, my head started to hurt. Then a loud booming voice in my head said, "It is I, Lord Kevan! I have bestowed upon you the great gift of foresight in the form of a third eye. Keep it close with you at all times and you shall avoid peril. Be careful though, evil forces have sensed an alteration in this dimension. The eye will get warm every time the Dark Lord's minions are about to approach you. Now be gone! And remember, use your powers for good. Let my will be done!" Just as He said that the eyeball turned to dust in my hand. I suddenly felt a squirming sensation in my bellybutton. I lifted my shirt to see what it was. It was the eye deeply embedded in my belly button!