hephaistos50

Okies, short, hopefully more comprehensible(couldn't type that word if I was drunk, could I) version for nac and vold: I was killing some goblins for slayer. Some guy came in and asked me some questions about my armour and such. I finished the task and used Lunar to get a new one. He asks what I was doing. I told him it was a spell from the lunar spellbook. He wanted to know if he could do the quest, I said no. Told him about the suqaths (sp?) and he asks if they are stronger than lvl 12 monsters. I say yes and he tells me he got killed by a lvl 12 monster. He asks me how to stay alive. I tell him to get food, he doesn't understand. I decide to teach him how to fish. Give a man a fish and he'll be happy for a day, teach a man how to fish and he will be happy for his entire live (or something like that) He didn't understand fishing and called the fishing tutor a noob for not giving him fish. I told him I needed to go and asked him if he wanted to go back to the bank. He walked away in the wrong direction. He came back and followed me to the bank. While we were going to the bank he told me he got his account from his cousin. He still couldn't catch a fish and I realized I wasted like 30 minutes to teach him... mmm....a bit longer than expected, but hopefully you two understand it now :? I will reply to everyone tomorrow, good night!

Nah, basically I tried to help some guy, but I just wasted like half an hour :P.

I hope you had a good laugh at me :P. Nice images, ask me if you want one with me too :D The guy in iron near the ladder is the guy a was talking about, the messages in the textbox are his.

Dking in a fire cape :ohnoes: Why don't you just take a god cape? Good to hear you still made some money :D.

Gratz, I hope vold doesn't see this...

Thanks, sure you can! But weren't you Belgian? 65k xp left! Just got 170 kalphite :D. Vold, if you're reading this hun, I'll promise you to give some of your luck back after 85 slayer :D. A FUN STORY: I made a little story(based on facts) to entertain you in your countless hours of killing abyssals without a whip: I was killing goblins for some massive raw slayer xp when I ran into a lvl 10. He liked my black coloured mask and we chatted for a bit. He knew nothing about this game, but I was kind (and dumb) enough to help him. He didn't want to die anymore, so I told him to keep some food with him. He didn't know how to fish(what a surprise) so I decided to learn him. We went to the fishing tutor below Lumbridge and I told him to get a small fishing net. His inventory was full so he couldn't get one. Still foolishly thinking I could help him I told him to talk to the fishing tutor and make some room for a net. After that he told me someone had called him a noob and he kindly replied with thank you. Now he starts to call the fishing tutor a noob for not giving him some free fish. I tried to tell him he needed to fish his own when he walked away... He came back and I offered him a ride back to the bank. He accepted and when we were on the way he told me he got the account from a friend...(That explains a lot ) I brought him to Lumbridge bank and then I teled. I'm pretty sure Zeddude is still laughing at me right now. Very Happy He was pretty clear about the guy for "Your Friendly Player Moderator". From Zaideey92: Just leave the pathetic noob! Also made a screen, you can see the guy in the chatbox and some nubcakes begging in pm

Sorry hun, but I just got 179 kalphite I made a little story(based on facts) to entertain you in your countless hours of killing abyssals without a whip: I was killing goblins for some massive raw slayer xp when I ran into a lvl 10. He liked my black coloured mask and we chatted for a bit. He knew nothing about this game, but I was kind (and dumb) enough to help him. He didn't want to die anymore, so I told him to keep some food with him. He didn't know how to fish(what a surprise) so I decided to learn him. We went to the fishing tutor below Lumbridge and I told him to get a small fishing net. His inventory was full so he couldn't get one. Still foolishly thinking I could help him I told him to talk to the fishing tutor and make some room for a net. After that he told me someone had called him a noob and he kindly replied with thank you. Now he starts to call the fishing tutor a noob for not giving him some free fish. I tried to tell him he needed to fish his own when he walked away... He came back and I offered him a ride back to the bank. He accepted and when we were on the way he told me he got the account from a friend...(That explains a lot ) I brought him to Lumbridge bank and then I teled. I'm pretty sure Zeddude is still laughing at me right now. :D He was pretty clear about the guy for "Your Friendly Player Moderator". From Zaideey92: Just leave the pathetic noob! Also made a screen, you can see the guy in the chatbox and some nubcakes begging in pm :XD: I hope I made you laugh, since you need it to cheer up. /Heph out

Good luck! That's a nice prayer level you got there

Good to here you're fine, I really want your presents! :XD:

Good luck with 9..eh 85 slayer :D.

Thanks, I'm trying :wink: Thanks! Mmm....presents....of course you can come :D. I'll post on your blog soon : Thanks, everyone is allowed to come :) Thanks candy! 70k xp to go till 85 slayer and I also got this baby: That smiley limit if really annoying if you want to quote a lot of people...

Thanks! But I still need alot more xp for attack than I need for slayer, so slayer first :P. Thanks, I won't be doing anymore slayer for the next couple of months though, sorry. Getting 85 slayer has taken a couple of months and I really want to do something else. I'll probably get around 115-120 combat while camping at abyssals and use the cash to buy some levels :D. But there is also some good news; I'll probably continue sometime after the summer. Nice avvy btw :P

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Congratulations on 88 ranged! Get 98 slayer within 3 days pl0x?

Thanks! bout 80k left till 85 :D.

Get back to slayer =P. I'm almost done :D

Good luck with your goals! You haven't posted on mine as far as I know btw :XD:

Thanks, it sure does Yup :D Thanks! There probably will be a party sometime, though I'm not sure yet.

Have fun mining.

Good luck fishing, you're almost there. Nice bank also, how long did it take you to get full lumberjack?

Have fun fishing :D.

Congratulations!

Good luck! Nice smithing already :o

Thanks! Thanks, you'll probably beat me to 99 :P Keep ya head up :XD: Thanks! Ask Vold, I wait for nobody :twisted:

I want one too :XD: :XD: Get that 30k xp :P You'll probably beat me to 99 though...I'll be away today and tommorow.