The_Bacon_Man

... dang AIDS from the mice ...

I went to the shop and bought a gun, a ps3, a book, a chair, a pet criminal, an xbox 360, a cellphone, a microwaveable ice-cube tray, a battle tank, a bananna, and a life for abyssalwhip.

...but then the cat ate the mice and...

Oh, I will. Now that your application to join customer support has been accepted... I wish for 18 oz bottle of Monster.

So you can get your face removed from your 2D computer screen? 240 greater demons, and no drops other than coins. ~Edit~ As I said this, I got a level 3 Clue scroll :)

My daddy knows how to spell "psychic"

Banned because you both make stupid remarks.

13757... bottles of beer on the wall...

Banned for being the "meister of penguins"

Omg Psychic! :twisted: Blaziken?

Nope. The_Bacon_Man :twisted:

Banned because your remarks ARE stupid.

Gah! Down with Gaia. But the Girl. Herpes or AIDS?

Oh yeah? My daddy popped a cap on yo' daddy, causing his lie detector to shut off!

Well seeing as it's edited from an 11 or a 15, this is pretty pathetic. -1M/10 Get a life and stop editing pictures.

A mystical wordbox that corrects your English from "liek" to like, "teh" to the... etc. would solve a lot of problems with understanding the noobs... But seriously, I would like to see a special cape. There's quite a few special capes out there, but Jagex (I hope) hasn't released any holiday event with capes.

Awww... Jagex would have finally made a good update... Either way, I hope the easter special will be as well, special, as this would be. I mean, how can you live without Kah-Bah-Gee? ~Off Topic~ OMG a tip.it joke? I cannot correct my "teh" to "the"! Nice job tip.it! lol

How many nats are you making? -Also- How many pots do you use on average / per 10 runs / etc.

I know I haven't been here in awhile, but here's what I've been working on recently. I will try to put together a series of my poems, but I have to sort through the great mess of my desk before I do so, so tell me what you think so far. :-k The world is spinning, Let me off, The time is ticking, Make it stop, The world around us, Seems all untrue, A time of anguish, When I'm with you, You make me hate, You make me feel, You make me lie, Things so surreal, You make me suffer, Tormentation and pain, Pushing always foreward, 'Till I break from the strain, My fiercest competition, My sorrowful debut, The end of all things between us, The power of things askew, Once upon a lifetime, A tiger in disguise, Tremors whisper warning, Beneath a kitten's eyes, Far and far in ruin, The price I pay to do, The simple act of loving, And the horror of the two. ~In progress - No Flaming~

It's always a shame to see another dedicated player leave the world of Runescape behind, but one with a legacy like your own will surely be missed. It's your time, and time for a new beginning. I wish you well in all you do, and hope you keep in touch via the forums, even though you leave the game, with your adoring fans, friends, and admirers. I applaud the work you have done, and the way you have made so many people happy in your time in Runescape and Tip.It, and know this; You will Never be Forgotten. =D> ~The_Bacon_Man~ =D>

1A. Your plan is picking up bones from the chaos alter? That gives little to no exp. If you're in the wilderness, why not try out the Graveyard? There's not only little bones, but BIG bones... 1B. Why would we assume you didn't have good friends? But that does not mean that you should get all the equipment from them. 100M is a very large amount of money, and it will easily pay for you to get 99 Prayer, and 99, or close to 99, Magic as well. 1C. I seriously doubt you know what you're doing. If you are getting 100M, then why are you slaying dragons? How will the extremely high prayer affect you in the wilderness? (I know you are a main, but you can go into the wilderness once and a while) If you spend at least 80M on Prayer, what other good skills will you have? Most skills are better than prayer... 2A. You made it so you could see what people think? There's always going to be advice. You should take it when you get it. It's not impossible, and it's not a bad goal, but perhaps you should think about how much time it takes to get a 99 in a skill. It is no easy task. Perhaps you should get a skill into a 80 or higher before you come with plans for a 99. I have nothing against you, but you seem rather rash and immature. That is what I think, and what you have been asking for. To wrap it all up, it's a good goal, but it is a very hard one. Come back when you have 70 or so prayer and then we'll talk. You can do it, but for now - AYE. P.S. Please learn some grammar, and at least try to appear like you are not 9 years old.

Much as I hate to say it, I'm dropping out of the race for now. Too much stuff going on in RL for me to really be a part of this. I should be back to the race in a month or so, but between Track Practice every day, a gf, and more work, I can't do it right now. So I'll be back soon, but till then remember every now and then to eat your bacon so you grow up big and strong. Well, maybe not so much strong, but big. Definately big.

UPDATED - Sorry for double post...

Ok, I'll try to clear that up.

Thanks a lot guys, it means a lot to me that the work I did is showing. I'm still working on my own axe and randoms charts, so expect to see them soon.