The_Bacon_Man

Lol, -14 out of 20k is a little harsh. So, because of the humor, I change my rating to -4 out of 20k :twisted: Lol, if it was meant to be a joke or humerous, 6/10. It just doesnt make sense.

Very interesting how things go awry, even though you have tried to prevent it. It insinuates a lot about fate, and is much like a work of O'Henry. Very good, and I hope you got published!

Ok, this happened right as I logged in. I deleted pic a while back though. -.- A noob runs past me. Noob: Haha Scammed! Noob: Ah got it N0w! Noob: Hahahahahahahahaha Noob:Hahahahahahahahaha Kinda sad. Openly yelling that he scammed someone.

Wow, I was 12, but I never really heard about it. >.< I should have played.

Ugh noob spinoff of Forum Games topic. Please get an origional topic. But anyway, no, I am not really that famous.

Lol, forgot all about that! I'll add it.

Oh yeah, I got 2 skillers. The names are Wish 4 Phats and I Scape You.

Well, it's random. You could have gotten it at any time. Some people get it on the first swing, and some people get it on the thousanth tree. And my answer is still, no, I will not have your babies. :anxious:

Ok, thanks for the comments, skate, I'll make the refrences to Tip.It a little bigger, and give the Runescape Map some credit. I'll probably write a section about where I feel is the best places to train too. Thanks everyone.

The Conclusive F2P Woodcutting Guide Hello, and Welcome to the Conclusive F2P Woodcutting Guide. I know there have been multiple guides about the same topic, but they are of such low quality, that I decided to make an acutally good one. So enought introductions - Let's get on with the guide! -NOTE: This guide is made for inexperienced woodsmen, not high level woodcutters- Starting Out So you have decided to become a woodcutter. Maybe you've got your eye on those magnificent yew trees, maybe you want to work on another skill, or maybe you are looking for some money. All are great reasons to become a woodcutter. There are four types of logs that F2P woodcutters can cut: As you can see, there are regular logs, oak logs, willow logs, and yew logs. But we all need to start somewhere. To start - talk to the woodcutting tutor. Yeah, yeah, I know - all you high levels out there are like; Zomg why is this nubmuffin telling me to talk to a tutor for level 3's? But he has some good advice for starting out. For instance, he can tell you where trees to cut are. The tutor can give you a bronze axe if you are a low leveled, but I reccommend picking up an iron or steel axe from Bob's axes. When you gain levels, you can use different types of axes. It is always good to have a high level axe, and you can immediately start out at iron. Here is Tip.It's axe chart. (Working on my own) Bob's axe shop is south of Lumbridge castle. Here, you can get your axe fixed for a fee if it becomes broken, and purchase up to steel axes. Now that you have your axe, you just need to find a spot to sit back, relax, and enjoy the sights right? Well, yes and no. When you cut regular trees, (which is all you can cut at level 1), you get 1 log per tree. I know, ripoff isn't it? So it involves a good amount of clicking. Location is just as important as paying some attention to the screen. You will want somewhere you can easily cut without being bothered. I reccommend the forest west of Lumbridge, and east of Draynor. It looks like this: Alternatively, you could go to the forest west of the Varrock west bank. It looks like this: So you cut regular trees down until level 15, where you then can cut down oak trees. Oak trees give multiple logs per tree, so knock your self out until level 30 woodcutting. At 30 woodcutting, you move on to willows. Willows Willows are possibly the best experience trees in F2P. It's a good thing, since there are no more trees inbetween 30 and 60. This is the main area where people cut willows. It is just south of the Draynor bank, as you can see, and is often crowded. If you find yourself not getting enough experience, you can always go to an alternate area to cut willows. These include; in the forest east of Draynor and west of Lumbridge, south of Rimmington, and across the fence west of Draynor. This is the area across the fence west of Draynor: You will be cutting willows for quite some time if you intend to get level 60. My advice is to stick with it, bank all the logs you cut, and multitask. Other guides can explain this more, but it is common knowledge. Yews Congratulations, you have made it to 60 woodcutting. Or, you are just reading the whole blog. Either way, yay! When you achieve 60 woodcutting, you can cut yews. However, I reccommend cutting willows until at least 75 woodcutting before you cut yews. Why? Because I told you to. Ok, that's not the real reason. The real reason is because you will not get any yew logs. There is an average of 6 yew logs per tree. Out of that, 5 usually go to macroers. [Depends on how many macroers] Yews are totally swamped by macroers. In this section, I will also be teaching you how to distinguish between a gret low level, and a macroer. Macroers are usually level 3, but can range from 3 to 20 combat. If the user is higher than 40 combat, I reccommend against reporting him/her. There is simply too much work to lose by being a macroer at that level, so they are usually just players. Remember, users could just be AFK, (Away From Keyboard), or have their chat off, so give them a little time to respond. That should help clear things up. Remember, not all level 3's with 60+ woodcutting are macroers, or autos as they are commonly called. Some are skillers, someone who trains skills over combat. Maps Here is a collection of some of the best spots to go woodcutting. Edgeville: Red - Yews Draynor Woods: Red - Yews Yellow - Willows Fallador Woods: Red - Yews Fallador Woods Actual: Red - Yews Rimmington: Red - Yews Yellow - Willows Rimmington Yews: Warning - Lots of Autos and far from bank. Varrock: Red - Yews Random Maps Evergreens: Evergreens are normal trees, just called Evergreens. Wilderness: Blue - Dead Forests. There is no reason to train here. They are just regular trees. Desert: Here be sand. Sand and cacti. No trees. Randoms Here is Tip.It's Woodcutting Randoms - (Until I can get pictures of them myself) Best Places to Train -In my OPINION; No flaming please- 1-15: Draynor Woods, west of Lumbridge and east of Draynor. 15-30: Draynor Woods, west of Lumbridge and east of Draynor. 30-60: A) Banking - Draynor Bank: south of the Draynor Bank. B) Powercutting - Rimmington woods, south of the crafting shop. 60+: A) Draynor Bank or B) Edgeville: (Willows or Yews) A)Just south of Drayor Bank. B) North of Barbarian Village and south of the Edgeville Bank. F.A.Q. What is this guide about? -Woodcutting. Why are there so many pictures? -To get the point across. Will you have my babies? -I adore my fans, but not that much. Why? -Because. Yes? -No. Did you know that the Varrock 'Red' is blue? - Yes. \ Credits: Tip.It's Woodcutting Guide Runescape World Map Closing Comments Ok, I hope this was a good guide, and better than most others. So a tip of my cap to you, and Happy Woodcutting!

I found it somewhat interesting. I will be back to see your updates. And Archimage, just random transitions? Sounds amusing. See how well people can connect two totally different works. I'd be interested.

Wow... never write again? [Pl0x to use your terms] -14/20k

OWNED! This is a very good read, I just read the updates since I was last here, and you really nailed the day to day setting. It realy made me feel focused in on the days passing, and their relevence. Do not stop writing! You are a very talented author.

We should all race. And GAH! Not 80 firemaking! *Runs to Al Kharid* MUST..... BURRRRNNNNN!!! Lol, gl with that, and Happy Birthday in advance!

Wow. I've got exactly 141k willows as well. I'm 63 firemaking too... but god, 10k willows a day? Lol, that's just plain crazy! I'll race with you, but lol I won't burn that much per day! PS I am also racing Poker - we could do a 3 way thing \

It is very interesting. It certainly raises a point about how those of that mindset are not that differant from us, [ at least me ]. Everyone wants acceptance, and the right to be with the one they love. It was emotional when it needed to be, and was a good read. You are a truly talented author, and you can really get the emotions across. Keep writing, and I'll be sure to keep reading your works.

IX is roman numerals for 9... but anyway - XXX - 30 \

Your black phat is wired to my bank account, and you get nothing. Pushes Button 'A' And Slides Card 'B'

A lugia comes out of nowhere, picks you up, and forces you to have children with it until you die.

Just a question, when did they learn each other's names? But other than some minor misses like that in the plot, it was very good. It gave me a clear mental picture of runescape areas with real life action. Overall, very good and keep writing!

Gratz, I'm at level 91. We share a goal, and it's gonna be tough, so good luck to the both of us. Perhaps I'll train with you, once I get up to at least 70/99 firemaking, 70 range, and a lot of other goals lol. Meh, good luck, and see you at the finish line.

I found it interesting, but the feeling towards the end felt rushed, and overly dramatic. Overall, it was good, and I will wait for the second part. Also, the description of Jane needed some work. It didn't go into enough detail, and led readers to beleive she was the steryotype librerian. Work on these few things, but you are a very talented author with much potential!

Thanks, I'll be sure to do that once I write some more. Thank you for the compliments as well.

Thanks, it was my first on the forum, and I hope there's many more to come.

Aight, I'll try not to get too much of a lead on you... lol. Chores and HW suck.