The_Bacon_Man

^ You have called me a moron many times < Just got 91 cook and 60 firemaking :) V Likes Dane Cook

Hey I'm Bacon_Man22, and I'm going to try for my first 2 skillcapes. Number One, of course, if cooking. Woo. Repetitive motion. Either way, I hope to be done with this by the end of the month. Number Two is Firemaking. Woo. More repetitive motion. Seeing a pattern here? Anyway, I hope to be done this by March or early April. Oh did I mention? I have a few setbacks... Number One, I am a mute. The early days when I was a noob, yeah... I try to give back to the community now. And Number Two, I am F2P. How bout dem apples? Combat - Ahhh fun. Killing things for little to no reason. I hope to get 70, 70, 70 by April, and above 85 combat. Right now I'm cooking, got level 91 last night. Pic is on the other comp, but I will load soon. I am not asking for donations, as I already bought overly generous supplies :twisted: . All I'm asking is for a little support to lean back on to get me through this. Cooking - 90/91/99 Firemaking - 50/58/99 Attack - 60/64/70 Stregnth - 60/70/70 - COMPLETE Defense - 60/60/70

The machine only accepts 100, 400, and 937.3 dollar bills. It's internal programming calls security and you are arrested for prostitution. Inserts 937.3 dollar bill.

Banned for being a saradominist.

Is thought to be magic and is destroyed by idiots. A dancing lobster.

Because the knights of the party room killed them all. Why is there no bacon in Runescape?

Inserts Coin

The vending machine feels empty without all it's coins, so it steals your wallet, goes to the bank, cashes your life savings into coins, fills itself back up, and then returns to 'vend' you your soda.

^ Is kinda creepy < Is racist about those who do not like bacon V Rocks my socks

Gah! Save the kittens! Intersting concept, but I prefer my Al Kharid bank-range trips.

100k.... cooked sharks? :ohnoes: That's 100m! DANG! Anyway, gl with what you're doing.

90 cook, workin on 99! I'm F2P, but I was P2P for 2 months.

Lol thank goodness it didn't affect me, just did half of the xp for lvl 91 cook last night.

This may be shocking, but I agree with taking rares out of the game. And raised my skills.

Around 2-3 years, and finally getting good!

Granted. You are now Satan. You burn in hell yourself.

Nice so far, good luck, and I'll meet you in the leagues of 99 chefs when you get there! Perhaps about the same time I finish my next goal of 99 firemaking! [i'll start after cooking is done] Either way, good luck, and I'll see ya when I see ya.

Lol yeah, just spend close to 15M on enough lobbies to get 99 cook. But I might have to become member again to do rogues. Meh, I'll think about it.

Granted. You get the job. WITHOUT ANY PAY! And you signed a binding contract that forces you to stay on forever without getting another job. I wish my goals of 99 cooking and 99 firemaking were done for me. 64k lobbies to go!

^ Pshhh yeah, great hair also < Has great Hair V Is the #4 prostitute in Khazakstan [sp?]

Reserved for Cape... I mean Pics.

Lol race to 99 cook? I also have lvl 90 cooking. But no way am I fishing lol. Good luck m8, can't wait to join the ranks of 99 cook alongside you!

Yeah, yeah, you've all heard it before, 99 cooking this, and 99 cooking that, but yet another noob is headed for 99 cooking. P.S. That's me! Just purchased 64k raw lobster - ugh. I'll be taking breaks for combat at 10k, 20k, etc. I'm cooking !F2P! at the al kharid bank. Despite buying the lobbies a little high, [260 ea], I'm finally on my way, and will be selling the lobbies I cook. Hopefully I won't lose more than 5m. We can hope lol. So yeah, I'll try to update as I go, post important pics, etc. Donations, if given, will go towards a little drop party I'm having at 99 cooking. So drop by, give me a hyt or two, and I'll see ya with a new cape! Then we'll tackle 99 crafting... CURRENTLY: 90 1/2 cooking lol [X] 1k Lobbies [ ] 5k lobbies [ ] 10k lobbies [ ] 15k lobbies [ ] 20k lobbies [ ] 25k lobbies [ ] 30k lobbies [ ] 40k lobbies [ ] 45k lobbies [ ] 50k lobbies [ ] 55k lobbies [ ] 60k lobbies [[ ]] 64k and cape!

Ok ignore this - I just wanted to laugh at Blaziken. In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, there is a giant wooden _____. A) Peanut B) Horse C) Rabbit D) Ox WRONG! It is C, Rabbit.

Banned for not being Strong Bad. Strong Bad rocks!