vilageidiotx

You get an outfit full of jester! >inserts thumb<

You get a free burglary! >inserts keys to my trash can<

You get toe nail fungus of gazzy >inserts cool whip<

[hide=This message contains spoiled cheese] whats fun about quoting? Quoting a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote which quoted a quote :D Nevermind, the old quote thread doesn't seem to be possible to reply to anyway. Old quote thread? :-k quote ya there where alot more quote topics... but i think thry got locked... Can't we do it like this? [/hide] [/hide] hiding it is good idea I can't see how that would make any difference. [/hide] Lol [/hide][/hide][/hide]

one whole dead squirrel, and...

You get an updated version! The City Idiot! >Inserts City Idiot<

Ive played it on each of the four computers at my house, and about twice on the computers at the computer lab i work for. Since those computers change, its either 5 or 6 different ones.

Hehe... i did a thread about this not to long ago http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=650203 Im behind you man, i really am. I still think it has potential. I guess the next week or to will tell if this is a silly prediction, or a real discovery.

I really don't understand what the big deal is about summoning. I can only see it as a novelty skill, like hunter and construction, something for fun that serves little purpose. I can't see it being a realistic addition to combat, because they would have to either redo the entire combat system(which would be an extremeley unpopular decision if they did) , or make summoning really weak (woot! Im lvl 99 now, i can summon imps with helmets!). Maybe you could just summon on the spot demons to train on, thats feasible, but not worth while. I dont't know, maybe im just uncreative :-k .

Banned for not re-writing your post.

You get a certificate good for ten pennies from heaven, from "Bobs house of Miracles" located on the corner of Heaven Ave. and 7th street. >inserts the meaning of life<

ten thousand pennies come out >inserts ancient wisdom<

Heres something i made up, and ive told a few people this before, thought it was sorta clever. "If i have to listen to you whine anymore, my ears will become drunk!"

Banned from not not retiring

You get a bad back from lifting a house into a vending machine >inserts a penny<

Im 17 myself. I know a few players personally, as a few family members play, the oldest in their 60's. I think its higher then people realize, just most older players are mature enough not to get noticed.

I got the whole set after a week of trekking, not to exciting really, but once i start something i got to finish it.

The machine gives you a noted that reads >inserts the taco bell dog<

Its obvious we are overpopulated, but not-curing diseases wont matter. History pretty much tells us that when we cure a disease, nature or man makes another one, deadlier then the last. I like the one child idea. Couple that with possibly paying or rewarding people who choose to become steril(the medical way, no home remedies like hammers). If every nation inforced this, the population problem might slowly fix itself.

You get... a lawsuit from the vending machine company! >inserts lawyer<

November the 1st

You get red lemonade >inserts christmas cracker<

I, however, have one thing in my possesion that no squirrel army can win against...an army of.... Beagles! With this beagle army, i am able to chase every squirrel to a tree, but since pluto lacks trees, they run and run until they die of exhaustion, and while my beagle army feasts on the remains of your squirrel army, i challenge you to a game of... Monopoly! ...and after an hour or two of gaming, i win. You, defeated, give me the cheese, then, as you walk into the plutonian sunset, head held low, i rush to victory with my cheese in hand! With the cheese, i leave pluto and fly to outerspacestation123666, also Fortress Vil, then i arm the ion cannons and prepare my army of one armed, kung fu robots, with guns build into their eyes, which they use to wipe out battalions of attackers. The also spit grenades and have a kick that can rupture a liver instantly. Basicly, they own. I put the cheese in a great big forcefield in the middle of the ship, and the only way to deactivate it is to pull a switch defended by... Chuck Norris! With the cheese safe, i retire to my planning room, where i meet with the most evil characters in the world, such as...Bin Laden, Hitlers reincarnate, Hitme, Stalins reincarnate, Stalling, Bill Gates, Durial321, Runescapes Penguins, and Rosie O'Donnel. Together, we plan to take over The World! :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

I pay off al gore, because if there is something everything knows about a politician, Money comes before ethics in their world. Then i go up and get the cheese, and put it in a radioactive chamber, where everyone who has tried to steal the cheese turns into mutant slime creatures, obedient to my will. If you enter the chamber then you will die. If you got in it without a suit, the mutants will tear the suit off and you will die. If you make it to the cheese, you will be dropped into a cage full of carnivorous water buffalo, and if you survive that, i will shoot you...or something. (by the way, i put the cheese in there before there was mutants, and before i made it radioactive) Anyway, with the cheese in my possession, i am now free to... Conquer the World :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

A tv, eh? i can think of a few ways to take care of that.