Psycho_Robot

TORTATPAM is that he's 700 years old

Obviously I'd pick my most hated song. Either I'd get used to it and tune it out or it would grow on me. Would you rather drink nothing but water or eat nothing but bread?

*points to avatar* TPUM has had their mind blown

Oh if only it were that simple. However the robot conspiracy goes much much deeper than who_am_i has the capacity to believe. You see, after my robot agents successfully took the cheese from SIlva the first time, they identified who_am_i as a potential threat. They drugged him from behind and transported him into a chamber which contained an exact duplicate of the real world, populated with robots. So everything around him is one of my robots in disguise, including Silva, kitty, henry, and the rat. While who_am_i is maintained in Truman Show-esque ignorance, I retain the cheese.

I whack Goon with my +3 mace of phallia

Lives underground with the mole people

Of course I'm ashamed, why wouldn't I be? If you were a famous director or writer or something, would you use a pen name? I would! I wouldn't want to be swarmed wherever I went. My ego is not such that I need people to know who I am. If they like what I did, I'm fine being faceless.

I recycle paper all the time. I rarely drink anything that comes in a plastic container though. TPUM is a tool

Granted. It makes so much money that they stop producing coke and go into the movie industry full-time. I wish TBM realised that its still a commercial even if its masquerading as movie

Fear Factor. I can't sing at all. Would you rather base jump or sky dive?

I hate you for not presenting a new reason to hate me.

Banned for including an extraneous and grammatically incorrect indefinite article

Wig Shoe

Pro: Interesting to some Con: Annoying to others (if I see one more Mudkip I'm going to kill myself) Suicide!!!

I love you for calling me adorable, then roundly disarming the compliment.

I hate you for having such a likable kitty

Respects others' opinions

*beats Goon senseless for getting his disgusting filthy golf club near Silva*

TORTATPAM is that she gives kitties baths.

...because staring is rude. Its not smart to skip school because...

Yes, I loves me teh spinach. Subway just recently added spinach to its available veggies, its great! TPUM does not frequent Subway.

I tease my cats relentlessly at all hours of the day. I hide from them and peep at them from my hidey hole, and retreat back into it when they look. Then they trot over, wondering just what the hell I'm doing. Then I chase them. Optimist or pessimist? Neither! Pragmatist!

I would rather be dead because I don't have to italicize then. Would you rather eat spaghetti or macaroni?

Banned for falling for Silva's dastardly tricks and looking it up

Granted, but they sink so much money into the movie that they go bankrupt. I wish TBM had called it the Coca-Cola live-action commercial like its supposed to be called